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chitoryu12 posted:This is probably the best. "If she tells me to stop, I'll stop!" He means he'll stop sending letters, but he'll just find a different way to harass her. He's like a child bugging an older sibling.  Stop poking me! Okay, I'll stop poking you... I said quit poking me! I'm not poking you, I'm pinching you! Just leave me alone.... I THOUGHT I SAID TO LEAVE ME ALONE! You told Daryl to leave you alone. As you can see I'm clearly not Daryl, I'm actually Bruce Wayne.The only difference is that the kid is being an annoying poo poo on purpose and the older sibling doesn't have to file a restraining order to get him to stop.
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quote:... and tricking her into boarding Caribbean-bound jets. How does this work? How can the article just off-handidly mention this? I want to know more!
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Gross Dude posted:How does this work? How can the article just off-handidly mention this? I want to know more! This is a meta post right?
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Chomp8645 posted:This is a meta post right? Suicide & Toxicity I have been thinking about this for a while now. Contrary to what the title might infer, I have everything I could want in life. I have been a perfectionist from my early teens. I believed in love, I believed in sacrifice and I believed in marriage. I now see that I have been conditioned to believe in these abstract ideas and that any kind of contribution to these would simply benefit one party. The woman. And as such, it is utter & complete bullshit, especially when I NEVER had any woman accept me when I was young, noone to help me build and noone to keep my side and watch me succeed, noone to share my happiness with and was alienated every single time I expressed genuine interest. I am now 23 years young, masters degree in hand from a world top 50 institution, purchased my own house (I had been receiving a full scholarship during university and was able to save up), have a very decent income and everything to my heart's content. I have lived a perfect life, however, the fact that I have been rejected every single loving time before I had my success is weighing heavily because I tried so hard, I pushed in all directions and I even shed my masculinity at times, eventually it led to self-resentment, so I went complete ghost for a while during the time I was building myself from ground up, and noone asked why, noone even bothered, actually I was shunned even more and the biggest irony of it all, I do not look that bad, I'm a mediocre looking guy (6-7/10 maybe) I would consider myself above average even. Now, having spent in excess of $5000 between strippers ,hookers, dates and whatnot I am certain every single word coming out of a woman's mouth is either deceptive to serve her own interest or a blatant lie, even if I actively tried to believe, I wouldn't know what is true and what is not. I get ridiculous amount of attention and I know for a fact that these women that are now around me would've probably poo poo on me during my teens and I can't take it, I WILL NOT ACCEPT IT, I WILL NOT BE NAIVE AND THINK THERE'S ONE OUT THERE FOR ME, IT'S BULLSHIT, IT'S A loving LIE, especially when all sacrifices are one sided and on top of that you have to go through leaps and bounds for someone that sits on her high horse, expects poo poo, and possibly would've done nothing to help you during your struggles, not only that, but also you get judged for it as if it's some kind of assessment, it is truly insulting and demeaning, especially when women think that they are entitled to put you through different standards of conduct in direct correspondence to the idiot interested in her but completely irrelevant to who she is, and who is she? a slag who probably was interested in a hypermasculine abusive degenerate like her during her adolescent years, and thinks just because of a time lapse she's entitled to put men through hoola-hoops and make them do jumping jacks. Don't give me this NAWALT bullshit, judging from the divorce rate, women's narrow IQ range and the ridiculous narcissism, clearly ENOUGH WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT. I have considered finding purpose in life via becoming a parent by surrogacy (i.e. paying for a surrogate mother) however, I also realized that I would rather watch the world burn than have a stake in it. Society is toxic and would rather drain the life out of you slowly and painfully than admit that there's a problem with it and I'd rather my own flesh and blood not suffer the way I did. I am currently attending therapy, which seems to be going south. I will be getting a dog tomorrow hopefully that might help. If not, I do not know what would be next for me. Adding insult to injury is I do not have any friends I am intimate with, and have no brothers/sisters. N.B: I still enjoy my privacy and will probably delete this in a couple of days.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Now, having spent in excess of $5000 between strippers ,hookers, dates and whatnot I am certain every single word coming out of a woman's mouth is either deceptive to serve her own interest or a blatant lie, even if I actively tried to believe, I wouldn't know what is true and what is not. "I paid women to pretend they liked me and they LIED LIKE THE RATS THEY ARE"
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chitoryu12 posted:"I paid women to pretend they liked me and they LIED LIKE THE RATS THEY ARE" It never ceases to amaze me when a dude actually expects someone they pay for sex to actually mean what they say. Like it's not enough to do and say whatever the customer wants you to do and say, but you have to genuinely mean it? That's a level of disconnect with reality that's just... 
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Karma Monkey posted:It never ceases to amaze me when a dude actually expects someone they pay for sex to actually mean what they say. Like it's not enough to do and say whatever the customer wants you to do and say, but you have to genuinely mean it? That's a level of disconnect with reality that's just... Guy who used to be in my social circle admitted to using a Japanese prostitute as an explanation of why he was going to SF more and more often. He had been using prostitutes for much of his adult life, but he started going exclusive on this one. He was paying thousands of dollars sometimes just to lick this woman's pussy. He called it "the girlfriend experience." Good looking guy, fun guy too. Glad I found out about this right away so I knew to ignore his flirtations. Anyway, last I heard, he had missed some important work related stuff because he was stalking her to make sure she wasn't taking other clients.
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Rondette posted:I was scanning through 'Trending' posts about Disney's Infinity toy cash cow being cancelled. Not a doctor at all, but I work with paranoid schizophrenics and this type of nonsensical rambling is very similar to the type that the patients engage in.
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May 12, 2016 03:11
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Why are the only options attacking or doing nothing? If I'm sitting by an exit or door or window, or any possible route to escape whatsoever (and am not one of the ones who gets hit before anyone fully realizes what's going on), I'm gone. Sorry classmates. I expect you all to do the same, anyway.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
I'm not a big fan of this gritty reboot of Paul Blart: Mall Cop.  Also they do realize the big issue with this right? You can't expect everyone, or anyone to just run at a gunman.
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It makes sense if you view life as an RTS game, where if you lasso a bunch of cheap, poorly armed units and send them at a target you'll take some losses but ultimately take it out.
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May 12, 2016 04:27
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Aphrodite posted:I think the only school shooting where a whole class was actually killed was Sandy Hook So you mean it never really happened.
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Reminder that this is how we as a nation felt back in 2012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjrthOPLAKM
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I looked up the Twitter and it appears to be satire. https://twitter.com/StopTrumpPAC/status/730610461159399425
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
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chitoryu12 posted:I looked up the Twitter and it appears to be satire. A conservative radio show host, Steve Deace, was using the word cu.ck unironically to describe himself. So, even if that particular instance is satire, people are embracing the term Gross Dude has a new favorite as of 05:41 on May 12, 2016 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
Just rush the shooter, just charge em down like you're playin' football, guns aren't actually that effective unless everyone's sitting still for a prolonged period of time. What a loving shitshow, you have to tell people to be in charge of their own safety* because guns are too sacred to maybe say, "Y'know what, no, this isn't going to help anyone learn how to sew a wound closed" or whatever people go to a normal university to learn. *Not that I believe this with no source to be seen besides 'Nameless person of authority said it'
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Aphrodite posted:I think the only school shooting where a whole class was actually killed was Sandy Hook The Virginia Tech shooter hit a few classrooms and killed/injured most of the students in one of those rooms. But even that's not a great example because people did sacrifice themselves by blocking doors closed so the bad guy couldn't get to the other students. You just have to decide if you want your death commemorated in a good meme or a bad meme.
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George Zimmerman is trying to auction off the gun he used to murder Trayvon Martin. That's bringing them out of the woodworks His FB page is mostly pictures of him posing with guns and flexing his muscles. Somehow this doesn't make him a "thug"
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May 12, 2016 14:20
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oldpainless more like oldshameless
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Ularg posted:
I WILL STOP FOR NOTHING
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I know it was recently posted but I can't find the "well your iPhone was made by a corporation" comic. Anybody got it handy?
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This one?
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trapped mouse posted:This one? Thank you very much
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I searched who this Dixon Diaz guy was and one of the first articles that popped up was one talking about the fact that he photoshopped Obama putting his hand down the pants of his own daughter and claimed it was a real photo. good stuff.
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Ularg posted:
Takoluka posted:I WILL STOP FOR NOTHING i trust i can rely on your smoke
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trapped mouse posted:I searched who this Dixon Diaz guy was and one of the first articles that popped up was one talking about the fact that he photoshopped Obama putting his hand down the pants of his own daughter and claimed it was a real photo. good stuff.  Well it's sure weird that Obama would have a frame engraved with that dudes name on his desk then.
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china bot posted:i trust i can rely on your smoke Thom Yorke would be proud
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