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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Wow, how many Pulitzer prize winners can do that? Rhetorical, eh? Eight!
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Wow, how many Pulitzer prize winners can do that? Just me, and Eudora CatchrNdRy!
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May 11, 2016 16:33
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Wow, how many Pulitzer prize winners can do that? 
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May 11, 2016 19:11
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 All we ask is to be treated with dignity and respect.
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May 11, 2016 19:20
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:
Fruitbat, nothing's more important to me than the health and well-being of my freaks. I'm sending you to a vet.
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May 11, 2016 19:34
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HellOnEarth posted:Fruitbat, nothing's more important to me than the health and well-being of my freaks. He's going to make a tuxedo out of our goons! 
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May 11, 2016 20:07
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DizzyBum posted:He's going to make a tuxedo out of our goons! Kill two for matching clogs!
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May 11, 2016 21:18
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IMJack posted:Kill two for matching clogs! Aww crap, there's a clog in the torso chute!
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DizzyBum posted:Aww crap, there's a clog in the torso chute! Did I say "torso chute"? Uh... I meant "innocence tube"!
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May 11, 2016 23:40
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DizzyBum posted:He's going to make a tuxedo out of our goons! But I made a whole other tuxedo for you to quote! 
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May 11, 2016 23:58
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DizzyBum posted:Aww crap, there's a clog in the torso chute! Look daddy, I'm the jealous jockey!
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May 12, 2016 00:29
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Nudist colonies are everywhere these days. I'd love to go, but I can't get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit.
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May 12, 2016 00:44
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Nudist colonies are everywhere these days. I'd love to go, but I can't get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit. 
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May 12, 2016 01:10
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Skeesix posted:But I made a whole other tuxedo for you to quote! You can have this blazer. It's a Bob Mackie original.
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May 12, 2016 01:21
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IMJack posted:You can have this blazer. It's a Bob Mackie original. It's supposed to be tight! In no time at all you'll have a mighty hunch!
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May 12, 2016 01:52
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Skeesix posted:It's supposed to be tight! In no time at all you'll have a mighty hunch! Well, children, our new ultra-hard posturiffic chairs have arrived. They've been designed by eminent posturologists to eliminate slouching by the year 3000.
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May 12, 2016 02:03
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pre:Hello, Mister Kingdom. You're quite good. At turning. Me on. 
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May 12, 2016 02:23
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WHOA, THEY'LL NEVER LET US SHOW THAT AGAIN! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!
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May 12, 2016 03:20
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Sanguinia posted:WHOA, THEY'LL NEVER LET US SHOW THAT AGAIN! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS! One senior citizen and one Chief Justice of the Supreme Court please.
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May 12, 2016 03:33
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Sanguinia posted:WHOA, THEY'LL NEVER LET US SHOW THAT AGAIN! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS! Jerusalem, start digging some nerd holes... 
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Root Bear posted:Jerusalem, start digging some nerd holes... Alright, that's the last straw! Time to take out the trash! But first, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
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May 12, 2016 03:51
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TMMadman posted:Alright, that's the last straw! Time to take out the trash! GRR!
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Sanguinia posted:WHOA, THEY'LL NEVER LET US SHOW THAT AGAIN! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS! 
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Root Bear posted:Jerusalem, start digging some nerd holes... Let's just say I had some help from a certain magic box....
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May 12, 2016 04:08
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TMMadman posted:Alright, that's the last straw! Time to take out the trash! Time to fertilize the lawn.  A couple of five-hundred-pound bags oughta do it!
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May 12, 2016 04:09
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IMJack posted:Time to fertilize the lawn. Now there's a stink I could have done without!
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IMJack posted:Time to fertilize the lawn. Or as I call them, the Gruesome Twosome. 
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Jerusalem posted:Let's just say I had some help from a certain magic box.... The box. THE BOX! 
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 Is that Deviant's hat? My Goon is a box! drat you, my Goon is a box!!
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Sanguinia posted:The box. THE BOX! Wouldn't you rather play with this box, Sanguinia? Doo-do doo, doo-do doo..... hey this is pretty fun! GET AWAY, IT'S MY BOX! Doo-do doo, doo-do doo....
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Jerusalem posted:Wouldn't you rather play with this box, Sanguinia? Doo-do doo, doo-do doo..... hey this is pretty fun! Well, sir, you more than meet every one of this state's requirements to box, wrestle or be shot out of a cannon.
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Sanguinia posted:Well, sir, you more than meet every one of this state's requirements to box, wrestle or be shot out of a cannon. THEY'RE DESIGNED TO HURT! 
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Jerusalem posted:THEY'RE DESIGNED TO HURT! Ah, that's the barbed wire. We called that the stinger. They, uh... they don't let you use that no more.
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Sanguinia posted:Ah, that's the barbed wire. We called that the stinger. They, uh... they don't let you use that no more. This is the scraper... This is the poker... And this happy little fellow... is the gouger!
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DizzyBum posted:This is the scraper... This is the poker... And this happy little fellow... is the gouger! Over here, we have the Hick Tub, the Insta-Rust, that's the Lightning Magnet, that's the Tinkler.
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Sanguinia posted:Ah, that's the barbed wire. We called that the stinger. They, uh... they don't let you use that no more. You've all worked very hard, developing academic skills and general killing skills. But these skills are nothing without courage and stamina. Traditionally, the academy tested these virtues by pitting you against each other in a two-day battle royale. That was prior to 1957. Thank you very much, state supreme court. Consequently now, no cadet can receive a passing grade for the academic year without first conquering this.  Meet the Eliminator. That's a 150-foot hand-over-hand crawl across a 60-gauge hemp-jute line with a blister factor of 12. The rope is suspended a full 40 feet over a solid British acre of old-growth Connecticut Valley thorn bushes. Gentlemen, welcome to flavor country.
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