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The worst map is still inferno.
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May 12, 2016 05:01
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I have volume bound to the right side of my mouse so I can mute and unmute easily.
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May 12, 2016 05:16
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we were at long pit/doors area 2v4 disadvantage and i hear a guy rush behind us and prop myself behind the door. "HES HERE" I say "DONT PUSH PAST PIT" [translated from the incoherent Simlish that is Portuguese]"He's here where? what are you talking about?" "HES HERE GODDAMNIT I HEARD HIM"(I flick my mouse wildly at the door for dead teammates) "What did you hear we heard nothing" More than out of a tactical desicion rather to shut them up I walk in front of the door and shoot at the guy "Whoah hand over those hacks boludo"
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May 12, 2016 06:41
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also they tried to kick me at the start for opting to try a ninja rather than face 3 guys with a usp no kevlar, and most puzzling of all, smoking cat, but when i ended up getting 2 clutches and topfragging with 30 by the end of the game they say "you're forgiven" we lost btw
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May 12, 2016 06:46
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ArfJason posted:we were at long pit/doors area 2v4 disadvantage and i hear a guy rush behind us and prop myself behind the door. i love reading your cs stories because i always learn a new spanish insult
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May 12, 2016 07:37
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I picked up a used 144Hz G-Sync monitor and goddamn I feel like a Matrix ninja now. Very first round, loaded up casual and bunny hopped all over dust2 Tec9 headshotting dudes. I routinely get kick votes and VAC threats. Seriously, I don't think I've experienced a bigger new hardware->better gaming transition since I installed my first discreet GPU.
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May 12, 2016 11:48
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Hey, returning CS:Source player here, just picked up GO. Question - Why are people in casual games always asking for someone to eat their butts, or offering to eat butt, or just bringing up the idea of homosexual butt eating? This happens nearly 60% of the time.
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May 12, 2016 16:17
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Why do people have sex? Because it's fun.
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May 12, 2016 16:27
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:Hey, returning CS:Source player here, just picked up GO. That butt isn't going to eat itself young man
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May 12, 2016 17:17
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:Hey, returning CS:Source player here, just picked up GO. I've been eating rear end for years, but that poo poo is becoming mainstream enough to get into memes. Then when you have a player base of 13 year olds latching onto the latest and dankest of the memes, well there you go.
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May 12, 2016 17:34
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just picked this up today and I suck dick at it, the really punishing bullet spread is hard to get used to. I did finally manage to win my first gun game though. The SAW always gives me trouble, my god what a dogshit weapon. I feel that the OP is very accurate in its description of the LMG weapons.
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May 12, 2016 17:38
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i was also doing all the popular but gross sex stuff before it even became a meme
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May 12, 2016 17:54
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Liu posted:just picked this up today and I suck dick at it, the really punishing bullet spread is hard to get used to. I did finally manage to win my first gun game though. The SAW always gives me trouble, my god what a dogshit weapon. I feel that the OP is very accurate in its description of the LMG weapons. i yearn for the disappointment in lius voice when we lose a match we couldnt possibly lose
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May 12, 2016 17:56
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Up Circle posted:i yearn for the disappointment in lius voice when we lose a match we couldnt possibly lose what name did you use in dow 2? i don't recall up circle.
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May 12, 2016 18:07
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Liu posted:just picked this up today and I suck dick at it, the really punishing bullet spread is hard to get used to. I did finally manage to win my first gun game though. The SAW always gives me trouble, my god what a dogshit weapon. I feel that the OP is very accurate in its description of the LMG weapons. Because they are really bad
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May 12, 2016 18:09
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People always underestimate the negev. If you can figure out how far to pull it down people will repeek into the spray a lot and then you mow them down with your negev without ever letting go of m1.
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May 12, 2016 18:25
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The power of negev training is that while you are shooting you are invulnerable in the front
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Liu posted:what name did you use in dow 2? i don't recall up circle. marry me miki berenyi
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Spiros posted:The power of negev training is that while you are shooting you are invulnerable in the front Wisdom
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May 12, 2016 18:47
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Which is more acceptable in CS:Go - Male on male rear end eating or The Negev
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May 12, 2016 18:59
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:Which is more acceptable in CS:Go - Male on male rear end eating or The Negev This is a dumb question, as the negev is always acceptable
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May 12, 2016 19:03
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Is there any comprehensive run down of the differences between Source and GO? My feelings are that GO is a smoother game, but Source was crisper
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May 12, 2016 19:05
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Negev is really good it's just way too loving expensive to buy in a serious match. The M249 is the one that is garbage, the recoil is retarded and the firing rate is UMP tier.
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May 12, 2016 19:09
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Negev is good but the Price / Movespeed makes it totally worthless
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May 12, 2016 19:13
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that Adren clutch D:
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May 12, 2016 19:25
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The Negev is the "We are winning 13-1 in he 15th round and I have almost max money" buy. The game is in the bag. Ignore this advice if you are a member of Liquid.
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May 12, 2016 20:15
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mcvey posted:Wisdom Hey. mcvey. gently caress the Penguins.
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May 12, 2016 20:44
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Kuros posted:The Negev is the "We are winning 13-1 in he 15th round and I have almost max money" buy. The game is in the bag. Hey i mean elige got a double with it so its not entirelly his fault
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May 12, 2016 21:08
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So I think after not playing CS since probably source for years I want to get back into it. If someone from the steam goon group can throw me an invite it would be appreciated. http://steamcommunity.com/id/Caralad
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May 12, 2016 21:46
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Remember to buy a decoy if you buy a negev. 5 negevs and five decoys B rush at match point. Classic.
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May 12, 2016 22:17
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I've never run into this before, but I was in a lobby with a friend and it said [unknown] joined. It was a rubber ducky avatar and the player's name was Chicken. We both checked recent players and neither of us have played with the person before. How'd this happen?
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https://youtu.be/vHz0LKRzshw
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Bloodplay it again posted:I've never run into this before, but I was in a lobby with a friend and it said [unknown] joined. It was a rubber ducky avatar and the player's name was Chicken. We both checked recent players and neither of us have played with the person before. How'd this happen? set your match type to private. it could help, but it won't stop the chiken
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May 13, 2016 02:11
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when chiken joins your lobby it is customary to scream in the clunkiest accent possible "Chiken get the fak out"
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May 13, 2016 02:13
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I'm starting to run into more children blatantly hacking in community 5v5s. I went months never seeing a single one, but in the past month I've had two people on my team who admit they are hacking while aim locking and tracing people through walls. Then there was the kid like two months ago who said he only had "anti-hacks" and toggled on when we were losing. He was convinced that he wouldn't be banned because they were only "anti-hacks" (he kept repeating this phrase). Both teams reported him and he was banned the next day.
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ArfJason posted:when chiken joins your lobby it is customary to scream in the clunkiest accent possible "Chiken get the fak out" I've seen Chiken before, but this was the impostor Chicken. I just read about how to join random lobbies.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqUGLiivG1A
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Kodi's voice reminds me (at times) of Alex Karpovsky.
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My favorite part of that is after account #5 he goes "you're just linking random accounts how do you know thats me!" "they're all playing off of the same PC AND THE NAME ON ALL OF THEM IS CODY CAMPBELL" god bless spangler
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