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You know how the top of new born babies are soft and you can press into them, can you press into a Zika baby and make it's eyes comically bulge out? Asking for a friend.
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They are "looking forward to working with the new government" 
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May 12, 2016 18:49
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I speak weasel. That statement translates to "oh poo poo- oh poo poo- oh poo poo!"
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May 12, 2016 18:50
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hopefully people suffer calamity so that these people can all be RICO'd next.
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May 12, 2016 19:00
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I feel the pre-season narrative for every Summer Olympics is "shitshow stirrin!" but this one is extra special When I was in Brazil, we flew to Rio and took a bus immediately to a little town deep in the mountains, about 4 hours away. On the way there, one of the people's luggages fell off the bus and was found later by the local authorities... who immediately called his relatives back home to tell them he was kidnapped and should expect a ransom call soon. We finally were able to call back to the States two weeks later, the family was exhilirated to find out he was alive. The police just replied "oh, wow, we just figured you were kidnapped and died before you could give the kidnappers your contact info"
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May 12, 2016 19:05
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Madcosby posted:I feel the pre-season narrative for every Summer Olympics is "shitshow stirrin!" but this one is extra special This is great
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May 12, 2016 19:09
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Germstore posted:I speak weasel. That statement translates to "oh poo poo- oh poo poo- oh poo poo!" Nah it means "only 50% credit for your previous version's bribes"
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May 12, 2016 19:17
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I wish they would just cancel Japan's bid outright and hand all olympics from hereon out to BRICS countries and other corrupt shitholes crazy enough to want them, these literal shitstorms are better entertainment than the competitions could ever hope to be.
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May 12, 2016 19:18
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The IOC already got bribed. And if the event is a disaster they have a perfect scapegoat. On to the next third world country to scam!
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May 12, 2016 19:22
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Pawn 17 posted:They are "looking forward to working with the new government" "Did we get any bribes from this new government?" "No Sir, not a cent." *starts doodling a big circle around a dollar sign
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May 12, 2016 19:28
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Naxuz posted:I wish they would just cancel Japan's bid outright and hand all olympics from hereon out to BRICS countries and other corrupt shitholes crazy enough to want them, these literal shitstorms are better entertainment than the competitions could ever hope to be. Honestly who really wants a clean, well organized corruption free Olympics?
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May 12, 2016 19:44
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crabcakes66 posted:The new crop of Elementals are looking good. Ugh, where's his EI implants?
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May 12, 2016 19:53
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Seriously though the olympics should be held on a rotating basis by United States, UK, France, Germany, Australia, and maybe China/Japan.
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May 12, 2016 20:02
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Naxuz posted:I wish they would just cancel Japan's bid outright and hand all olympics from hereon out to BRICS countries and other corrupt shitholes crazy enough to want them, these literal shitstorms are better entertainment than the competitions could ever hope to be. Looking forward to North Korea's bid.
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May 12, 2016 20:03
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SurfaceDetail posted:Seriously though the olympics should be held on a rotating basis by Why would you want to remove the entertainment value from this shitshow?
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Dreddout posted:Why would you want to remove the entertainment value from this shitshow? imagine being a poor african working your whole life in a sport. You have the opportunity of a lifetime for an all expense paid trip to the Olympics with serious athlete pussy and 1st world amenities. Then you find out you are going to Brazil.
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May 12, 2016 20:05
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SurfaceDetail posted:imagine being a poor african working your whole life in a sport. You have the opportunity of a lifetime for an all expense paid trip to the Olympics with serious athlete pussy and 1st world amenities. Counterpoint, Imagine being a jaded goon who can only experience joy through schadenfreude. You have the once every two years opportunity too experience humanities failings in its unadulterated form. Then you find out the Olympics are being held in Britain.
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May 12, 2016 20:14
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Funky See Funky Do posted:"Did we get any bribes from this new government?" Twice the governments, twice the bribes!  Dreddout posted:Counterpoint, Well, there is always the Mt. Everest thread. Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 20:40 on May 12, 2016 |
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May 12, 2016 20:38
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Say Nothing posted:In another generation we'll have tiny headed monsters competing in the Olympics. 
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May 12, 2016 21:02
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Dreddout posted:Counterpoint, well, the London Olympic games thread was pretty hilarious at the time with all the crazy hyper capitalism and brand protection going on. it's just that it won't even compare to this one.
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May 12, 2016 22:10
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ill be honest i cant really fall asleep until i watch a bunch of liveleak videos of car accidents. The schadenfreude is soothing
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May 12, 2016 22:34
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just make 'doping' and 'corruption' both olympic sports hell, they let in rhythmic gymnastics
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May 12, 2016 22:37
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is speedwalking still an olympic sport and if so, why?
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May 12, 2016 22:40
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The answer to both questions: Bryan Cranston.
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May 12, 2016 22:44
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Did they bring back wrestling? And gently caress golf
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May 12, 2016 22:50
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el B posted:Did they bring back wrestling? And gently caress golf They indeed reinstated wrestling for at least 2016 and 2020. And agreed about golf. poo poo sport and most courses would probably be better off as green spaces or parks. Since the olympics start on Aug 5th, there is still a lot of time for more poo poo to go wrong too. Should be an interesting few months.
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May 12, 2016 22:56
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Golf sucks so bad
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May 12, 2016 23:16
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Eh, golf is pretty pleasant, but it's way too expensive both land wise and monetarily. I mean it's basically strolling through the park chatting up your buds the sport. Oh and I guess you hit a ball now and then. And god knows why anyone ever watches it. I seriously can't think of anything less interesting than watching golf.
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May 12, 2016 23:24
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TontoCorazon posted:Golf sucks so bad Replace golf with this new event https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC0QWZXN_vM
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May 12, 2016 23:26
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I guess if you live in an area with no parks or green spaces I could see getting sore about a golf course. I live in an area with a brazillion parks and trails like one golf course so I can't really get mad about it.
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May 12, 2016 23:28
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FoolyCharged posted:Eh, golf is pretty pleasant, but it's way too expensive both land wise and monetarily. I mean it's basically strolling through the park chatting up your buds the sport. Oh and I guess you hit a ball now and then. golf has been quietly dying for a few years now and that is great
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May 12, 2016 23:38
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Jumpingmanjim posted:If Brazil descends into full blown civil war, will the Olympics be cancelled? No, it just means Hunger Games rules are in effect. happyhippy posted:You know how the top of new born babies are soft and you can press into them, can you press into a Zika baby and make it's eyes comically bulge out? 
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It's happening. Someone needs to make it a brazil themed .gif. Brazil prepares to roll back green laws Amidst the turmoil of the presidential impeachment process, members of Brazil’s Congress are set to dismantle environmental protection laws. Environmentalists say that if the bill known as PEC 65/2012, now at the Senate committee stage, is approved, it means that major infrastructure projects will be able to go ahead regardless of their impacts on biodiversity, indigenous areas, traditional communities and conservation areas. http://climatenewsnetwork.net/18257..._eid=3f6f7682e0 TL:DR, gently caress the environment, enjoy more poo poo water. Seems like the worst case scenario is playing out in the 4th largest economy in the world.
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May 13, 2016 00:24
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It makes perfect sense that a committee comprised of oligarchs would think that golf qualifies as an olympic sport. Up there with dressage for Retard poo poo For Bougie Scum, but at least dessage is sort of cool like they're making a horse dance lmao
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hemophilia posted:It makes perfect sense that a committee comprised of oligarchs would think that golf qualifies as an olympic sport. Up there with dressage for Retard poo poo For Bougie Scum, but at least dessage is sort of cool like they're making a horse dance lmao Modern pentathlon is pretty explicitly aristocratic in origin but is probably the raddest Olympic event
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May 13, 2016 01:06
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To be honest the golf course is probably going to be one of the only facilities built for these olympics that is going to eventually break even financially, that's likely why they brought the sport back.
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May 13, 2016 01:23
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Replace golf with golf cart destruction derby please.
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SurfaceDetail posted:ill be honest i cant really fall asleep until i watch a bunch of liveleak videos of car accidents. The schadenfreude is soothing What do you mean they survived? *loses boner*
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