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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Yeah wtf is with that gay poo poo, screaming at your buddies was good.

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Mike-o posted:

Yeah wtf is with that gay poo poo, screaming at your buddies was good.

I KNOW! RIGHT?!?! COME ON!! YOU"VE GOT ONE MORE PUSHUP IN YOU LET"S GO!!

Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken
I'm of the generation that has never experienced an apft in any other way than the backs-to-you peers and quiet counting NCOs. Now that you guys mention it, this is a kind of weird way to do it.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Outside motivation skews the heart measurement

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
fat SNCOs and Officers don't want privates laughing at their poo poo performances

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
hahah holy poo poo you guys do PFTs like they're something to be ashamed about? Jesus I thought the navy was fat and worthless but this sounds like something else

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Kawasaki Nun posted:

hahah holy poo poo you guys do PFTs like they're something to be ashamed about? Jesus I thought the navy was fat and worthless but this sounds like something else

At least we aren't marines, lol, amirite? Crayon eating window lickers.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
wait you idiots have 1 guy doing his pft at a time?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
speaking of PT and poo poo, I finally hit my goal to get under 150lbs. It required no PT which was nice. 175 down to 155 was easy, the last 5 pounds was the hardest :(

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Mustang posted:

I'm not big enough of an rear end in a top hat to just sweep someones problems under the rug and pretend they don't exist. Hopefully my squadron is a pretty good unit and from a few people I've talked to it doesn't sound like a bad one. I think I've got a good 3 or 4 months before I get a platoon judging by how long it took my sponsor to get one.

Also looks like I might be going to Malaysia and Thailand this summer.

Pacific pathways. There are LOTS of Asian countries involved in that so its a good chance to visit cool places. Japan has Yama Sakra and it was amazing

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

the last 5 pounds was the hardest :(

just tell your boyfriend to be more gentle next time

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

wait you idiots have 1 guy doing his pft at a time?

nah they do this gay poo poo where there's multiple lines with multiple graders, one person doing pushups/situps at a time per grader. and now i guess you all have to face the other way and be quiet like mommy and your kindergarten teacher told you to.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

just tell your boyfriend to be more gentle next time

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDYBL70eReo

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


where's the dicks

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

fat SNCOs and Officers don't want privates laughing at their poo poo performances

This


:perfect:

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Mustang did you go to RSLC? Probably not really practical unless you go to a RSTA squadron but it's a good career bullet point. Also buckle up for ranger school!!!!!!!!!! because everyone is gonna be extremely gay towards you until you do it

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Nah I didn't go to RSLC, just ARC. I am in a RSTA squadron though. ARC was the priority and everyone that didn't get ARC got sent to RSLC. I liked ARC a lot, best month and a half of training I've yet to have in the Army. Biggest difference I noticed between the 2 courses is that RSLC is all dismount and surveillance focused whereas ARC tries to cover every aspect of reconnaissance. Arc was more like 50/50 dismount/mounted when I went through.

I was told that once I'm a PL to try to send high speed specialists and sergeants to RSLC and SSG's to ARC.

Seeing a majority of people that go to Ranger School get cut on push ups killed my interest in the course, considering they spent $1k+ on the packing list just to get cut within hours. I have yet to meet anyone that has finished A/IBOLC that can't complete a Ranger PT test to standard yet they still get cut in droves for push ups. The course starts with way more people than they can actually send through the course, which is loving stupid.

If I had stayed at Benning for Ranger School I would have gone to the April class. ABOLC sent nearly 50 dudes to that class, less than 10 made it past the PT test. The cadre actually apologized to them afterwards for the brutal amount of people they had to cut for that class.

I'm in a stryker BDE and not something like the 82nd so I don't think they have such a huge boner for Ranger tabs here.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
officers have huge boners for ranger tabs everywhere, period

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Buck the trend and do Sapper.

You know, it'd probably be nice having someone actually useful around in your unit.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
RANGER RANGER RANNGGGGEERRRRRRRRRRRR *guzzles a gallon of cum, also known as ranger pudding*

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Mike-o posted:

RANGER RANGER RANNGGGGEERRRRRRRRRRRR *guzzles a gallon of cum, also known as ranger pudding*

Ugh, keep going almost there.....

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



I got cut on landnav due to spraining my ankle on the five mile run, and powering through it to walk a few miles in the woods and gently caress it up even further. It gives out randomly every now and again, and probably will for the rest of my life (ranger school was 6 years ago now). Thanks, ranger school! :sigh:

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Sapper is actually useful so naturally nobody wants to do it when they can be AN AIRBORNE RANGER.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

The engineer corps doesn't send officers to sapper right out of BOLC. It usually wants them to have actual experience first. Thus, everyone goes to rrrrrranger school instead.

Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken
My unit can be stupid sometimes, but they aren't Ranger stupid at least.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Aranan posted:

My unit can be Ranger stupid at least.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Anyone remember Ranger Pudding Man?

:nws: Serious it's bad :nms:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
lol yes

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

that strangely doesn't faze me anymore

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Booblord Zagats posted:

Anyone remember Ranger Pudding Man?

:nws: Serious it's bad :nms:

That's definitely something, alright :stare:

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
the army is gay and im gay for being in it

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Anyone remember Ranger Pudding Man?

:nws: Serious it's bad :nms:

Hahahahaha what the gently caress

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Most rangers Ive met have been pretty chill, but then again Ive never been in ranger bat which i hear is gay as hell.

11b1p
Feb 5, 2008

This picture is worth 20 words or something.


Now I can go to any MOS that will have me that is a reasonable commute, and my unit can't prevent it. Or I can just stay the gently caress out.

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
you should change your username to 92F2V

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