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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

GramCracker posted:

Nando is amazing :allears:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFT1mgEquaY/

Never change Fernando, never change.

Nando is loving great. He's like a good mate.

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MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
They do look like they are popped out of the same vettel clone batch. Kvyat had too much webber blended in.

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter
I would happily learn magic tricks from Nando all day long.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

MattD1zzl3 posted:

They do look like they are popped out of the same vettel clone batch. Kvyat had too much webber blended in.

Verstappen had too much :frogdowns: mixed in.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Watching the drivers press and Kvyat has no fucks left to give.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

1500quidporsche posted:

Verstappen had too much :frogdowns: mixed in.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

learnincurve posted:

Watching the drivers press and Kvyat has no fucks left to give.

I don't think he ever did to start with.

https://twitter.com/adamcooperF1/status/730752468007702528

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
If thats not a clear-cut case of KVY being the moral champion of 2016, i dont know what is.

"What, you like verstappen because he dive-bombs people in the braking zone and uses other cars to brake and turn, i'm just doing what you want"

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

'Lonso was only at that press conference to keep an eye on Max, who is rumored to be smuggling rare bats into the country to become pets for wealthy despots. Maenwhile, Butts is snooping around the Red Bull hospitality area, where he steps in a pile of guano on the floor... cue theme music.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Naw this is Mark Webbah levels of anger and passive aggressiveness in press conferences.

"the points, I get to keep them..and the podium"

learnincurve fucked around with this message at 18:15 on May 12, 2016

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist


I love F1

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Career dead? or Jon Snow? Career dead? Or Jon Snow?

He chose wisely

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
So, which Mclaren driver has got himself a new 21 year old playboy model girlfriend then?



Hint: it's not Jenson.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

learnincurve posted:

So, which Mclaren driver has got himself a new 21 year old playboy model girlfriend then?



Hint: it's not Jenson.

It's Strudel Vandoor

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Norns posted:

It's Strudel Vandoor

Fairly confident Ron hasn't programmed him to talk to girls yet.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
It's funny to see Lewis in old pics before Uncle Ron let him grow his hair.

It's also funny to me to consider the idea of Fernando having a girlfriend or wife or any other single romantic partner because isn't he literally making love to all women across the entire earth simultaneously at all times? Surely that's what he's doing. I can feel it just by looking at him.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester fucked around with this message at 19:47 on May 12, 2016

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Speaking of Lewis. He was worryingly likeable in the press conference today, was openly sticking up for Kvyat. Will probably get a bollocking for sticking his nose in but good for him.


I'd say if anyone is interested, but that's silly because you all are, the model's name is Viki Odintcova NSFW google search. Seriously, it's boobs all the way down.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'


:vince:

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Big 'Lonso is my idol and I live vicariously through him

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
Alonso is growing old magnificently

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Russian mail order bride? I think Our Nando can do better.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Russian mail order bride? I think Our Nando can do better.

It's obviously true love. Hell, I bet Nando can motorboat like a sonnova bitch.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013


Yeah ok but can she carry a decent conversation?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Does she have to?

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Hmm, I see how she might be attractive to Spanish rabble like Alonso but her forehead seems kind of big to me....

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Helicon One posted:

I sort of hope once they go to full independent manufacturer chassis that Formula E will just allow whatever batshit bananas aero and ground effects and tyres anyone can come up with and leave F1 to it's twenty million page rulebook of technical restrictions.

Get this: the racing will be nowhere near as close and you will get a bunch of really bad posts about how they should go back to being a spec series

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
I decided to see what that F1 WaGs sub-reddit would say about this and discovered this beauty

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

darth cookie posted:

Yeah ok but can she carry a decent conversation?

Probably not as well as the lovely Claire Williams

andyf
May 18, 2008

happy car is happy

Are those driver / team press conferences available online in video form anywhere officially? I only see the transcripts on the F1 site :(

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

keevo posted:

I decided to see what that F1 WaGs sub-reddit would say about this and discovered this beauty



Fernando Alonso, the one true Scud Stud

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

GramCracker posted:

I bet Nando can motorboat like a sonnova bitch.
Better than Honda surely

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
she already FERN (ando) tattooed on her upper right chest

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFUAGMBzA_z/

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

Goetta posted:

Hmm, I see how she might be attractive to Spanish rabble like Alonso but her forehead seems kind of big to me....
Is the guy in Keevo's avatar more your type?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

Fanatic posted:

Is the guy in Keevo's avatar more your type?

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.

Goetta posted:

Hmm, I see how she might be attractive to Spanish rabble like Alonso but her forehead seems kind of big to me....

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Sky coverage starting :D

Awkward Horner interview incoming after Ted hunts him down like a dog,


edit: oh well done, they opened to shots of Kvyat with the GOT music playing.

learnincurve fucked around with this message at 08:48 on May 13, 2016

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I may be the only one watching so I'll edit instead of spamming.


Lewis has a new experimental MGU-H, which is being fitted for FP3.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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I can't sleep. FP1 it is!

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Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Yes Ted, Red Bull is now "sexy" again...

6pm here, love it when F1 is in Europe.

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