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etalian posted:Replace golf with this new event Goons were posting about golf greenery instead of watching this.
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Pawn 17 posted:They are "looking forward to working with the new government" Germstore posted:I speak weasel. That statement translates to "oh poo poo- oh poo poo- oh poo poo!" 
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May 13, 2016 02:16
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When does Somalia get to host something other than army rangers?
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May 13, 2016 02:19
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mikemil828 posted:To be honest the golf course is probably going to be one of the only facilities built for these olympics that is going to eventually break even financially, that's likely why they brought the sport back. lol, they are turning the golf course into a park as soon as the Olympics are done. And the company contracted to build the golf course, gets to use the land surrounding it to build condos that nobody will want to live in because Rio will be in a civil war.
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May 13, 2016 03:23
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May 13, 2016 03:34
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hemophilia posted:It makes perfect sense that a committee comprised of oligarchs would think that golf qualifies as an olympic sport. Up there with dressage for Retard poo poo For Bougie Scum, but at least dessage is sort of cool like they're making a horse dance lmao I mean dressage at least has a martial history since it derives from fighting on horseback. Golf is just plain boring as well as lame Like I guess you can say actually playing golf is a good excuse to drink outside but pro golf is pretty worthless
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http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2016/05/10/alex-morgan-uswnt-olympics-zika-virus-concernquote:“The Zika virus is definitely a concern. You don't know how long the virus lasts in your system, and that's an issue for someone who's trying to get pregnant,” Morgan told Health. “I am concerned, but I really do trust the International Olympic Committee about traveling in Brazil. It is kind of scary.”
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May 13, 2016 04:48
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hemophilia posted:It makes perfect sense that a committee comprised of oligarchs would think that golf qualifies as an olympic sport. Up there with dressage for Retard poo poo For Bougie Scum, but at least dessage is sort of cool like they're making a horse dance lmao Bring back poetry and architecture back to the Olympics I say.
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May 13, 2016 04:52
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happyhippy posted:Bring back poetry and architecture back to the Olympics I say. Motor boat racing is an original sport in the modern Olympics. It should have never been taken from us. Imagine how much fecal harbor water you could spew on an audience of cola execs with the power of 15 barely-conforming race spec boats behind you.
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May 13, 2016 05:02
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shadow puppet of a posted:Motor boat racing is an original sport in the modern Olympics. It should have never been taken from us. What kind of performance enhancing drugs would you take to drive a motorboat?
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May 13, 2016 05:58
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Ivor Biggun posted:What kind of performance enhancing drugs would you take to drive a motorboat? Cocaine How is that even a question?
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May 13, 2016 06:02
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I hang my head in shame
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May 13, 2016 06:13
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Sorry for the article in Portuguese, but they have decided to send the army to occupy six slums close to main avenues in Rio in order to prevent incidents. Do note that it is usually the military police that does this sort of occupation. Also the new Minister of Justice has characterized all protests from the left as acts of guerrilla. He's most recently known for authorizing the use of lethal force to remove students occupying a school. I am going to put my Olympics official death toll at 37.
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May 13, 2016 14:45
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happyhippy posted:Bring back poetry and architecture back to the Olympics I say. For real, there needs to be a clean sweep and a reversion back to ancient Olympics. We can start by forcing all IOC officials to compete in gladiatorial games.
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May 13, 2016 15:19
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I sao paulo down at the pool. Looks like MRSA took his nips.
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May 13, 2016 15:21
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We need some rules re: an Olympic death count; e.g. does it count if a tourist dies from SupergonoherpesyphilliZikAIDS contracted in Brazil, but they die 2 weeks later in their home country?
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May 13, 2016 15:21
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I say absolutely
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May 13, 2016 15:42
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ZearothK posted:Sorry for the article in Portuguese, but they have decided to send the army to occupy six slums close to main avenues in Rio in order to prevent incidents. Do note that it is usually the military police that does this sort of occupation. I wonder if the sounds of gunfire and street to street fighting throughout the night will ever interrupt the neverending orgy going on at the athlete apartments. Do Rio citizens killed in street violence in slums near the Olympics count towards the death toll?
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May 13, 2016 15:49
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Mange Mite posted:I mean dressage at least has a martial history since it derives from fighting on horseback. Golf is just plain boring as well as lame Golf got incredibly popular when tiger was good then when he got injured and started sucking it went on a steady decline I play golf a lot but I'd never sit down and watch that poo poo
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May 13, 2016 16:13
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Turd Burglar posted:Golf got incredibly popular when tiger was good then when he got injured and started sucking it went on a steady decline By injured you mean beat up by his ex, right?
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May 13, 2016 16:14
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Adventure Pigeon posted:I wonder if the sounds of gunfire and street to street fighting throughout the night will ever interrupt the neverending orgy going on at the athlete apartments. Did it interrupt them when all the dogs were being killed in Sochi?
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May 13, 2016 16:17
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ZearothK posted:Sorry for the article in Portuguese, but they have decided to send the army to occupy six slums close to main avenues in Rio in order to prevent incidents. Do note that it is usually the military police that does this sort of occupation. I don't think you can count non olympic watchers / participants in the toll. They're just collateral damage that would have died one way or another down the line.
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May 13, 2016 16:20
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happyhippy posted:Did it interrupt them when all the dogs were being killed in Sochi? I like to think that many of the athletes were secretly killed and replaced by Sochi dogs, rather than the dogs being purged And no, it won't interrupt them. They'll continue to gently caress like rabbits, get Zika, produce small brained physically superior Zika babies, and thus will begin the rise of the super mutant.s
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May 13, 2016 16:20
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The only people who should count in the death toll are spectators, staff, and competitors. People protesting outside are irrelevant.
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May 13, 2016 16:21
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So whats the story on the orgy camp? How did this come about?
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May 13, 2016 16:22
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Microwaves Mom posted:So whats the story on the orgy camp? How did this come about? http://time.com/7554/a-brief-history-of-sex-at-the-olympics/ Competitors at the start of the event have gently caress all to do as they have to wait and stay for the closing cermony. And so they gently caress like Amish teenagers at first modern world dance.
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May 13, 2016 16:33
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Smoking_Dragon posted:By injured you mean beat up by his ex, right? Nah he was poo poo before that Messed up his knee. Now it's his back.
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May 13, 2016 16:34
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Microwaves Mom posted:So whats the story on the orgy camp? How did this come about? You remember college spring break? Where everyone is getting drunk and loving? Now imagine a month long spring break, where everyone is drunk and there are literally zero fatties.
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May 13, 2016 16:34
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Madcosby posted:You remember college spring break? Where everyone is getting drunk and loving? Someone never watched the women's weightlifting Tons of fatstrong chick's there
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May 13, 2016 16:37
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Turd Burglar posted:Someone never watched the women's weightlifting thats why ive never watched it
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May 13, 2016 16:37
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Turd Burglar posted:Someone never watched the women's weightlifting Completely my poo poo
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May 13, 2016 16:42
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Turd Burglar posted:Someone never watched the women's weightlifting But their assholes would be sooooooo tight. Q. Can we assume the gold weightlifting winner has a tighter rear end in a top hat than the silver, and silver tighter than bronze?
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May 13, 2016 16:42
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MeatwadIsGod posted:For real, there needs to be a clean sweep and a reversion back to ancient Olympics. We can start by forcing all IOC officials to compete in gladiatorial games. Bring Back Nude Olympics especially figure skating and the other ones where they spin around a lot
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May 13, 2016 16:45
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:Bring Back Nude Olympics dude those skaters are like 12 years old
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May 13, 2016 17:31
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Darth123123 posted:dude those skaters are like 12 years old noooooo don't start the underage sex derail again
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May 13, 2016 17:34
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Darth123123 posted:dude those skaters are like 12 years old Lmao Wtf dude
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May 13, 2016 17:35
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Darth123123 posted:dude those skaters are like 12 years old I don't think that's actually true for figure skaters.
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May 13, 2016 17:35
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Darth123123 posted:dude those skaters are like 12 years old What's your beef with anime?
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May 13, 2016 17:38
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:Bring Back Nude Olympics back when they were nude they only allowed dudes to compete oily, naked, Greek dudes
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Lucky Guy posted:
btw this is my fetish
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