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I don't have my original big grey Game Boy anymore and it really bothers me that I can't remember what happened to it.
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if you were to live in the world of donkey kong tropical freeze would you stay there in minutes or seconds or years
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May 13, 2016 04:41
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elf help book posted:I don't have my original big grey Game Boy anymore and it really bothers me that I can't remember what happened to it. My brother got mad at a game and slammed the screen into a table and tried to say the dog bit it.
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May 13, 2016 04:41
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smell this posted:if you were to live in the world of donkey kong tropical freeze would you stay there in minutes or seconds or years Depends: am I a human, rando animal that gets killed or a Kong? if I'm a human, can I conker the place with my superior brains or at least be accepted in this Utopian Kong-ciety?
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May 13, 2016 04:51
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Depends: am I a human, rando animal that gets killed or a Kong? if I'm a human, can I conker the place with my superior brains or at least be accepted in this Utopian Kong-ciety? 
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May 13, 2016 05:01
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smell this posted:if you were to live in the world of donkey kong tropical freeze would you stay there in minutes or seconds or years Living in the tropical freeze world would be disappointing because I would sign up to be a cool viking and go on a grand adventure full of conquest and plunder, but end up getting stuck working in the popsicle factory while the boss is a lazy polar bear that eats everything. Then a big monkey beats me up and I'm out of job cause the boss is dead, and then it gets really hot and humid all of the sudden.
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May 13, 2016 05:05
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Depends: am I a human, rando animal that gets killed or a Kong? if I'm a human, can I conker the place with my superior brains or at least be accepted in this Utopian Kong-ciety? kong-ciety isn't a pun, you can't do that
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May 13, 2016 05:40
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codenameFANGIO posted:My brother got mad at a game and slammed the screen into a table and tried to say the dog bit it. PM me his address I'll kill him for you
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May 13, 2016 08:55
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Waltzing Along posted:Why do people buy a Wii U unless you plan on keeping it the rest of your life? And make sure you keep it in the event of a divorce.
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May 13, 2016 09:04
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Bury me with my copy of Splatoon
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May 13, 2016 11:12
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So Im just spitballing ideas here but how did Nintendo not see that the obvious answer to rebooting Star Fox was to make it an online multiplayer Call of Duty sort of thing? Like you could keep the Star Fox 64 stuff single player campaign but instead of Star Fox Guard, put all that work into an online multiplayer mode where you get perks and ranks and have your k:d ratio and all that other spergy stuff that used to sell video games. Hell you could even keep the landmaster/chicken walker/gyro copter things and have either specific levels or specific goals for that level that involve protecting a player in that unit, or where every player is in that unit or something. Like, it Would be a guaranteed sell for ever owner of a Wii U at that point, instead of being a flop that kills the series. How do you gently caress up that badly, Nintendo? Did you not learn from Splatoon? Edit: Wait is this a serous thread about nerds sperging over video games or is it an "ironic:"thread where we post poopy dick butts about Nintendo babies? Devoyniche fucked around with this message at 16:23 on May 13, 2016 |
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May 13, 2016 16:21
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Devoyniche posted:Edit: Wait is this a serous thread about nerds sperging over video games or is it an "ironic:"thread where we post poopy dick butts about Nintendo babies? yes I've had Tropical Freeze since it came with my WiiU when I bought it like a year and a half ago, and the only reason I ever opened it was to see if there was a Club Nintendo code inside. DKCR was one of the most infuriating games I've ever played and I have no desire to play the sequel.
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May 13, 2016 16:27
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Devoyniche posted:So Im just spitballing ideas here but how did Nintendo not see that the obvious answer to rebooting Star Fox was to make it an online multiplayer Call of Duty sort of thing? Like you could keep the Star Fox 64 stuff single player campaign but instead of Star Fox Guard, put all that work into an online multiplayer mode where you get perks and ranks and have your k:d ratio and all that other spergy stuff that used to sell video games. Hell you could even keep the landmaster/chicken walker/gyro copter things and have either specific levels or specific goals for that level that involve protecting a player in that unit, or where every player is in that unit or something. The Starfox games were in development 2 years ago when Nintendo was going through that phase of "we need games to show off the unique features of the gamepad!"
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May 13, 2016 16:27
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SRM posted:yes Tropical Freeze is a billion times better than the first one and is GOTY 2014. You are doing yourself a disservice.
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May 13, 2016 16:34
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SRM posted:yes That's a shame because while it is a harder game, it's also a much better one.
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May 13, 2016 16:38
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Devoyniche posted:So Im just spitballing ideas here but how did Nintendo not see that the obvious answer to rebooting Star Fox was to make it an online multiplayer Call of Duty sort of thing? Like you could keep the Star Fox 64 stuff single player campaign but instead of Star Fox Guard, put all that work into an online multiplayer mode where you get perks and ranks and have your k:d ratio and all that other spergy stuff that used to sell video games. Hell you could even keep the landmaster/chicken walker/gyro copter things and have either specific levels or specific goals for that level that involve protecting a player in that unit, or where every player is in that unit or something. This is the worst post I have ever read.
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May 13, 2016 16:43
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Devoyniche posted:How do you gently caress up that badly, Nintendo? Did you not learn from Splatoon? You mean the multiplayer shooter with no LAN option and the ability to hex edit your gear?
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May 13, 2016 16:47
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TheKingofSprings posted:I don't even want to play Tropical Freeze now and I'm on world 2 Play the drat game
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May 13, 2016 16:48
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lynch_69 posted:Lack of new games? They want to get some money out of it before Nintendo dumps it for good? They're not getting any use out of it and it's gathering dust? They can do something useful with that $100 they'll get out of it? Who cares. For the love of god can we get a mod in this drat thread.
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May 13, 2016 16:57
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Dr Cheeto posted:Bury me with my copy of Splatoon Same, only it's a code that I've not put in yet because there's not enough space.
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May 13, 2016 16:57
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Takoluka posted:You mean the multiplayer shooter with no LAN option and the ability to hex edit your gear? Actually there is a LAN option, it's just that it's activated by network environment. Also, don't hex edit your gear, unless you want your save files corrupted.
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May 13, 2016 17:06
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Devoyniche posted:So Im just spitballing ideas here but how did Nintendo not see that the obvious answer to rebooting Star Fox was to make it an online multiplayer Call of Duty sort of thing? They tried out multiplayer focus stuff with Assault and Command. But some people didn't like those games as much as 64, so Nintendo just scrapped the idea altogether instead of trying to iterate on it better (which they've done some other times as well).
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May 13, 2016 17:10
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Star Fox Assault would actually make a really good next gen game and really good online multiplayer. I think the main thing holding it back was technical limitations, the levels just felt really small and cramped.
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May 13, 2016 17:16
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Takoluka posted:You mean the multiplayer shooter with no LAN option and the ability to hex edit your gear? Said in a world where some of the best guns in AAA shooter Battlefield 4 are obtained by just downloading somebody else's save with zero consequences or effort. Besides, everybody knows your gear rolls don't matter, it's all about looking fresh, and you can't hack a sense of style into incorrect sadbrains.
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May 13, 2016 17:17
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Rexroom posted:Actually there is a LAN option, it's just that it's activated by network environment. You have to be online to play with offline friends, which is a bit of a problem. As for editing gear, yes, don't do this. But there's still a guide for doing it, and it's being encouraged in higher-end play. You should focus on freshness, but some people focus on breaking rules to be "competitive".
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May 13, 2016 17:19
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Takoluka posted:You have to be online to play with offline friends, which is a bit of a problem. Well, yes. But is that still a problem nowadays?
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May 13, 2016 17:31
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splatoon is boring
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May 13, 2016 17:35
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Super No Vacancy posted:splatoon is boring if you don't like fun games, yeah its boring
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May 13, 2016 17:35
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Rexroom posted:Well, yes. But is that still a problem nowadays? It creates issues with tournament setup, especially in places with limited or no internet connectivity, discouraging general local tournament play. Considering the rise of Splatoon's popularity in the competitive scene, it absolutely is a problem, albeit a much smaller one that people hacking "perfect gear".
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May 13, 2016 17:39
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Takoluka posted:It creates issues with tournament setup, especially in places with limited or no internet connectivity, discouraging general local tournament play. Yeah, well that can be a problem. But then again, I've grown sour over the whole eSports scene anyway, so eh.
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May 13, 2016 17:59
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I don't own a Wii U or splatoon but I would think that the fact that most of the people you're playing against are literal children would make it a little uncomfortable
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May 13, 2016 18:01
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literal children cant lift the wii u gamepad to play games its much too large
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May 13, 2016 18:06
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voltcatfish posted:I don't own a Wii U or splatoon but I would think that the fact that most of the people you're playing against are literal children would make it a little uncomfortable I guess that's why you don't play Call of Duty multiplayer. 
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May 13, 2016 18:08
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voltcatfish posted:I don't own a Wii U or splatoon but I would think that the fact that most of the people you're playing against are literal children would make it a little uncomfortable As a true gamer, I revel in the idea of crushing those smaller and weaker than I.
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May 13, 2016 19:01
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Sade posted:As a true gamer, I revel in the idea of crushing those smaller and weaker than I. This
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May 13, 2016 19:10
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voltcatfish posted:I don't own a Wii U or splatoon but I would think that the fact that most of the people you're playing against are literal children would make it a little uncomfortable I don't know which children are awake between 10 PM and 3AM in Japan, which is where almost everybody I play against still lives when I play during the day. I'll concede that anybody with an English name has like a 70% chance of being a child. Also, I'm glad there's no voice chat because children are insufferable on comms. I used to play Fall of Cybertron's multiplayer, and any time there was a kid with mic on, they were in a room with like 10 other kids and a dog all flipping their poo poo, and somebody's mom yelling at them to watch the baby.
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May 13, 2016 19:30
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Oh cool they put me in #FE
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May 13, 2016 19:34
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majormonotone posted:Oh cool they put me in #FE For a second I thought you wrote that they put you OFF #FE and I was nodding approvingly to myself.
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May 13, 2016 19:53
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Renoistic posted:For a second I thought you wrote that they put you OFF #FE and I was nodding approvingly to myself. lmao nope i'm super gay and they placed me into #FE as a character I'm gonna buy this lovely anime waifu game and probably like it
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