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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Presto posted:

I don't think he ever went back to Australia after the fight, and I don't think he works in New York. He was involved in a stage show ~somewhere~, which is why he couldn't go to NY with Luann. The reason he's where Luann is is that I think everybody except Rosa and Delta are going to the same college? Or something? Christ I don't know.

It's entirely possible I'm misremembering the details on those points. I'd fact check but :effort: and frankly it doesn't deserve it anyway.

Mark Trail


At this point it's easier to list improbable features this cave doesn't have.

Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom

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Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

In other words, Brooke's' writing continues to be rear end.

Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Not really sure who's saying what, but either way, :kimchi:

Andertoons


Pluggers


Pluggers live in the past

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Wanamingo posted:

Arlo and Janis


Not really sure who's saying what, but either way, :kimchi:

Arlo is the horny one so he's saying the left-most bubble.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mr. Squishy posted:

Arlo is the horny one so he's saying the left-most bubble.

Actually, that's why he's saying the right one; Janis is telling him "I'm not up for loving right now" and he's like "I get it already jeez".

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Moomin




Classic Dilbert



Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Wanamingo posted:

Andertoons


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkKwyjsJGxk&t=37s

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Buni



Rhymes with Piccolo



Pros and Cons

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse

Just Dan Again
Dec 16, 2012

Adventure!

Julet Esqu posted:

Big Ben Bolt


SmugBen and MadBen are both pretty good avatar material. He just looks so cross that Midge's wife is worried!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

I don't care how Compu-Toon-ish this is, that mouse is adorable. :3:

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (March 15, 1929)



Peanuts (May 16, 1969)



Funky Winkerbean



Crankshaft



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (April 5-6, 1929)





Thimble Theater (November 30, 1929)

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Aardmania posted:

Judge Parker


This conversation is quite boring and so is the location, I'll just put some tits front and centre and hope nobody notices.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Here's your semi-regular reminder that it's a wonder our comics page isn't entirely made up of stuff like Family Circus, Rose is Rose, and Nancy:

Some Shriveled Old Crank posted:

This letter is not about earth-shaking political, economical, military, medical or environmental issues. I'm writing politely and sincerely to ask The Patriot-News to please find a more decent wholesome and innocently humorous comic strip as soon as possible, to replace that travesty called "Pearls Before Swine".

Every week I read it and I keep hoping the content gets better, but most of the time, I end up very disappointed, to say the least. The humor is often plain sick, sometimes downright disgusting. Although I haven't taken a poll, I'm probably not the only one who feels this way about the so-called "comic strip".

The Patriot-News should do its part to improve the cultural landscape and find a comic strip that is truly family friendly.

Pearls is so vulgur! I think I know a comic that's more this guy's speed...


Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life


I'm glad Reddick took the time to do these girl power strips. I'm feeling really empowered now! It almost got too edgy for me when she put on that costume, though! :monocle:



Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man


Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Hey, let's have some more Sally Forth as reinterpreted by 10-year-old Taiwanese girls!



My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Without context or colour, it does kinda look like they're in the back seat.

They got some backlash from pegging Quill as the unequivocal bad guy and are madly backpedalling, aren't they.

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Moon Slayer posted:

Hey, let's have some more Sally Forth as reinterpreted by 10-year-old Taiwanese girls!





It is fantastic that Ted's thought processes transcend both age and national boundaries.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Julet Esqu posted:

Here's your semi-regular reminder that it's a wonder our comics page isn't entirely made up of stuff like Family Circus, Rose is Rose, and Nancy:


Pearls is so vulgur! I think I know a comic that's more this guy's speed...

Man, nobody let this lady watch a typical Let's Play lest she find out what the kiddos are actually being exposed to these days.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






RIpley's

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (April 20, 1951)


Barnaby (September 25, 1942)


Nancy (June 4, 1943)


Wash Tubbs (February 15, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (March 16, 1923)


Lil' Abner (October 30, 1936)

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I like that he's named after the mouse in Krazy Kat.

Moon Slayer posted:

Hey, let's have some more Sally Forth as reinterpreted by 10-year-old Taiwanese girls!


It looks like a face Ted Forth would make when saying "I don't know. Burn the house?" and on top of that him saying that is entirely in character.

F Minus



Mary Worth



Hey, isn't it about time Mary showed up and told her to do something?

Rex Morgan MD



Well I guess that's that.

Secret Agent X-9



Undercover Shmundercover.

Apartment 3-G



Just gotta wait for all the drugs to wear off.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.


Billy, you've been six or whatever since 1960, you know goddamn well that the New York Giants used to be a baseball team.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)





Outbusts of Everett True





Guess If They Are Married!



Both of these are great.


Whoops Sisters



Good Time Guy (click for big)





Flapper Fanny Says





Feiffer (click for big)





Wee Pals


Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is here to help.


Working Daze is...uh...okay...


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix expresses itself through art.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



This reads like an adult trying to convey some last minute guidance before they die from cancer to a 7 year old impatient to go play with their friends.

Moon Slayer posted:

Hey, let's have some more Sally Forth as reinterpreted by 10-year-old Taiwanese girls!

This kid is a natural. Like, I think this strip is the best one I've read this year in the thread.


Do you know how one plays "Human and Ghost"?

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (May 15, 1958 (Thursday))



Peanuts: Year Five (November 1-3, 1954)





Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Moomin




Classic Dilbert



Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic


Oh, second panel, how I love you.



I love this whole drat comic. :allears:


Radio Patrol




:stonk: An honest-to-God torture dungeon. Right here on my comics page.

Pearls Before Swine is too gross; this is the kind of wholesome family entertainment they had in the olden days that we gotta get back to.


Rip Kirby





Big Ben Bolt


Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Ghostlight posted:

This kid is a natural. Like, I think this strip is the best one I've read this year in the thread.


Do you know how one plays "Human and Ghost"?

It's just tag, but in Chinese instead of being "it," kids say you are the ghost.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Piccolo



Pros and Cons

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker

Wow, this entire factory has only cost Rocky 27 dollars.

9 Chickweed Lane


Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze is...uh...okay...


And they never seen again and the comic was canceled.

The end.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




It's been a few days since we've seen Luann and Bernice patting themselves on the back for something completely mundane. Here you go:

Luann



The source for my other comics is having some trouble this morning, so I'll get back to those later.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

SomeMathGuy posted:

The Phantom



I actually exclaimed "YES!" over this. Phantom has been such a smug gently caress for so long, it'd be great to see him be taken down a peg, or fail at something. Of course, I know that he is just gonna shrug off getting a lamp to the skull.


Man, I miss Sehvara.

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EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (March 16, 1929)



Peanuts (May 17, 1969)



Funky Winkerbean



Cancershaft



If Sunday's strip ends with Rose puffing on unfiltered Luckies in the graveyard, no jury in the world would convict me for what I ended up doing.

Because I'd end up complaining on the Internet, which isn't illegal yet.

Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (April 8-9, 1929)





Thimble Theater (December 2, 1929)

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