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my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

I actually have no idea if it's even ramen. v:shobon:v

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





drat, that looks really good for 1978/1987

my cat is norris posted:

Lum is the best! Bye.

Wait! Stay a while, friend. :)

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

:barf:


#wifeme

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Gross, it's like you took everything on that list, stuck it under a slap chop and dumped it on a plate.

MrAptronym
Jan 4, 2007

"...And then there was Bitcoin."

I am amazed you managed to connect that back. Lum is a treasure, I am going to have to go dig up a copy of Urusei Yatsura to watch again. This is not what I expected going into this thread.




Does the recipe consist of "Put everything in a food processor and blend? Also:"#wifeme" is a good source of bad/poorly photographed food.



inkblot
Feb 22, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nooo! Green Tentacle, they got you! :qq:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




MrAptronym posted:

I am amazed you managed to connect that back.

Yeah, my guess was going to be Starfire.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


my cat is norris posted:

You know who else loves great food that looks horrible?!



:kimchi:


This ruined my whole day, thanks

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Lum bad.

Also. Vegan Nachos.

quote:

Sweet-Spot Vegan Nachos
ž cup Nutritional Yeast
ž cup flour
1 cup water
2 tblsp. Earth Balance Vegan Buttery Spread
1 tsp. sea salt
1 tsp. garlic powder
1 tsp. cayenne pepper (I added this…it can be omitted it you’re not into spicy)
― lime’s worth of juice (I added this too for more of a Mexicali flavor…it can also be omitted)
1 can of RoTel Diced Tomatoes and green chiles, drained

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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
aw man the giraffe took a dump on my vegan nachos again

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Rob’s Rockin’ Raw Pizza Crust posted:

Ingredients:

3 Large Yellow Onions
2/3 Cup Flax Seeds, ground (I used Brown, but Golden will also work)
1/2 Cup Sunflower Seeds, ground
1/4 Cup Almond Flour, (dehydrated almond pulp)
1/3 Cup Nama Shoyu
1/4 Cup Olive Oil (cold pressed or non-pressed)
2 Tbs Nutritional Yeast
1 Tbs Oregano
1 Clove Garlic, minced
1 Tsp Himalayan Crystal Salt (more or less to taste)

Equipment Needed:

Coffee Grinder
Food Processor
Dehydrator with non-stick sheets



Bonus!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Thanks Rob

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



Okay I understand the bottom two-thirds of that, but what in the ever-loving hell is that yellow at the top? Good god.

Pictured below: silken tofu (worst texture of all tofu, yeesh) unseasoned and topped with pork floss, with some century eggs (I think) and their respective foul goo.

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RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Ingredients:

3 Large Yellow Onions
2/3 Cup Flax Seeds, ground (I used Brown, but Golden will also work)
1/2 Cup Sunflower Seeds, ground
1/4 Cup Almond Flour, (dehydrated almond pulp)
1/3 Cup Nama Shoyu
1/4 Cup Olive Oil (cold pressed or non-pressed)
2 Tbs Nutritional Yeast
1 Tbs Oregano
1 Clove Garlic, minced
1 Tsp Himalayan Crystal Salt (more or less to taste)

Equipment Needed:

Coffee Grinder
Food Processor
Dehydrator with non-stick sheets



dough has like four ingredients, jesus

nice roadkill, though!

Scathach posted:

Okay I understand the bottom two-thirds of that, but what in the ever-loving hell is that yellow at the top? Good god.

squash, your pick of noun or verb

MrAptronym
Jan 4, 2007

"...And then there was Bitcoin."

Tiberius Thyben posted:

1/4 Cup Olive Oil (cold pressed or non-pressed)

Can olive oil be non-pressed? I might be ignorant, but I thought that was how you got oil from things.

I mean, its a small nitpick anyway for a recipe calling specifically for Himalayan salt. I'd probably be okay with pulverized seeds as a base for a flatbread cracker sort of thing, basically the only way you would get flax seeds in me... but the dehydrated onion seems out of place. The look is undeniably bad... and it seems hard to not call this cooked.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012


Looks bad Rob.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Scathach posted:

Okay I understand the bottom two-thirds of that, but what in the ever-loving hell is that yellow at the top? Good god.

Pictured below: silken tofu (worst texture of all tofu, yeesh) unseasoned and topped with pork floss, with some century eggs (I think) and their respective foul goo.



Looks like somebody ordered the Ultimate Weeaboo Combo Platter

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010


This is loving gross. Of all the weird white trash poo poo foods shown, this takes the cake... if Cash Crab will eat it, we have bingo from the beta card.

MoreLikeTen
Oct 21, 2012

The farmer's mistake was believing he had any control over his life.
an old :nws: favorite of mine, a gift from a previous iteration of this thread: http://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Tfw+no+sperm+waffles_0384ff_5585964.jpg

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


bulletsponge13 posted:

This is loving gross. Of all the weird white trash poo poo foods shown, this takes the cake... if Cash Crab will eat it, we have bingo from the beta card.

:colbert: I have eaten them separately.

Chair In A Basket
Aug 6, 2005

I'm basically Jesus.

Nap Ghost

Tiberius Thyben posted:

2 tblsp. Earth Balance Vegan Buttery Spread


i am having trouble moving past this one for some reason of all the awful things the thread throws out.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Scathach posted:

Okay I understand the bottom two-thirds of that, but what in the ever-loving hell is that yellow at the top? Good god.

Pictured below: silken tofu (worst texture of all tofu, yeesh) unseasoned and topped with pork floss, with some century eggs (I think) and their respective foul goo.



The brown liquid is soy sauce, in this case. The sauce used is usually (or a mix of): oyster sauce, seasame oil, and/or soy sauce.


RareAcumen posted:

Yeah, my guess was going to be Starfire.



What is the protein in there? I want to say fish, but I can't figure out how it starts and ends.

The_Hatt
Apr 29, 2005


Throb

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Looks like something Rob'd find lying on the floor in System Shock 2.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


.Z. posted:

What is the protein in there? I want to say fish, but I can't figure out how it starts and ends.

Lamb face. Sorry to break your wonderful fish fantasy.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Hahaha thread title! I am drinking ginger beer and my day was lovely, so this made things great thank you :)

E: have some more lamb faces

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Scathach posted:

Lamb face. Sorry to break your wonderful fish fantasy.

I thought it was a pike head so what prize do I get for being in between, other than sadness?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I'm fine with this.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Sannakji - Freshly, prepared octopus.


Kiviaq - 40 auks sewn into seal carcass and buried in the ground to ferment.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

RareAcumen posted:

drat, that looks really good for 1978/1987

That looks like Flash animation.

Anyway!








"campus Subway ran out of bread"

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Scathach posted:

Hahaha thread title!

I want you to know that I'm taking partial credit.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

wood

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Tiggum: Um I'm not sure what this is doing here, that's just fairy bread with icey-nicies? :confused:

nah I feel bad making fun of tiggum cause he just utterly destroyed a moron in the social media thread a few days ago

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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

PubicMice posted:

That looks like Flash animation.

Anyway!


They sell those in Australian bakeries and call them 'finger buns'. A big one is called a 'Boston bun'.

e - haha, sorry to step on Tiggum's shoes with my Aussie-posting

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cyberia posted:

They sell those in Australian bakeries and call them 'finger buns'. A big one is called a 'Boston bun'.

e - haha, sorry to step on Tiggum's shoes with my Aussie-posting

lmfao

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Anybody else love those cheeseburger bites they have at 7-11? I usually only get one at 3 am or if I'm really tired on my way to work. Throw some of the onions, pickles, chili and cheese sauce they have on that, in addition to mustard and ketchup and that poo poo becomes gourmet to my tired taste buds.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Move past and hurl.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Munchables posted:

Anybody else love those cheeseburger bites they have at 7-11? I usually only get one at 3 am or if I'm really tired on my way to work. Throw some of the onions, pickles, chili and cheese sauce they have on that, in addition to mustard and ketchup and that poo poo becomes gourmet to my tired taste buds.

Never seen cheeseburger bites, but I am partial to their nachos topped with as many pickled jalapeņos as they have left, and whatever taquitos, after a 10 hour shift, when they are all that is open.

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RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Absolutely would.

And if I don't die, I would again.

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