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Too bad this pudgy goober wasn't anywhere to be found when i realized in preschool that my body was wrong. Could have saved me sooooooo many years of hassle.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xGuGSDsDrM
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 yea bro, I wouldn't know that cheesy balls and pit stank smell bad if SOCIETY wasn't there to tell me they did
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May 14, 2016 06:58
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Body odors aren't 'ours', they're the farts of the bacteria living on our skin.
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Too bad this pudgy goober wasn't anywhere to be found when i realized in preschool that my body was wrong. This guy is crazy, but what do you mean by when you were in preschool?
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May 14, 2016 08:04
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Captain Candyblood posted:
even if you have the most sensitive skin ever there are good, hypoallergenic deodorants you can use that work really well there is literally no excuse for smelling rank rear end disgusting take better showers and swipe some dove under your pits you loving dog garbage
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Lord Psychodin posted:This guy is crazy, but what do you mean by when you were in preschool? They probably had some idea that they were trans in Preschool. Theey just didn't know exactly what was going on at the time so it came up as a vague 'wrongness' at the time. Am I reading that right Six-Of-Hearts?
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Stopped reading at 1) Confused
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Captain Candyblood posted:
My boyfriends best friend stopped showering 6 months ago because of something similar and we were all heavily against him doing it cause that's gross as gently caress. We hung out with him last weekend and he looked liked he hadn't showered in a day or two at most but he smelled totally neutral. It was the weirdest thing cause I pretty much allowed him to come over so we could force him to take a shower I just ended up being like yeah dude if this actually works like this I guess it's ok? I dunno what the gently caress
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I've known people who basically never showered (punk rockers and such) and while they didn't smell like overwhelming BO they also didn't smell good. They smelled like dirt. I guess if you don't mind the aroma of slightly damp earth that's fine but I'm not overly fond of it so I'll continue to bathe.
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:even if you have the most sensitive skin ever there are good, hypoallergenic deodorants you can use that work really well Don't touch Dove. Dove is terrible.
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Scratch Monkey posted:I've known people who basically never showered (punk rockers and such) and while they didn't smell like overwhelming BO they also didn't smell good. They smelled like dirt. I guess if you don't mind the aroma of slightly damp earth that's fine but I'm not overly fond of it so I'll continue to bathe. I remember reading that that happens naturally after a certain point. You go long enough without showering, and the really sharp scent of BO mellows out. The amount of grease in your skin and hair reduces as well. It's not at all a reason to stop washing your gross body, though.
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BioEnchanted posted:They probably had some idea that they were trans in Preschool. Theey just didn't know exactly what was going on at the time so it came up as a vague 'wrongness' at the time. Am I reading that right Six-Of-Hearts? Ten-four, good buddy.
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It is common knowledge that many preschoolers are deviants and predators
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Plom Bar posted:Don't touch Dove. Dove is terrible. The one time I tried a different brand I had a pretty bad allergic reaction and it's scared me from trying anything else since.  Guess I'm gonna have to start shopping around again.
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:The one time I tried a different brand I had a pretty bad allergic reaction and it's scared me from trying anything else since. Are you going to at least ask why he thinks Dove is terrible?
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It leaves marks on your clothes even though it says it doesn't. Mitchum gel for life 
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Plus the company that owns Dove is pretty terrible.
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oldpainless posted:Are you going to at least ask why he thinks Dove is terrible? She. Admittedly I don't have much experience with their deodorants, but their "soaps" (which they're not legally allowed to call soap, fyi) are essentially bars of solidified moisturizer that, as advertised, moisturizes the skin, but does absolutely nothing in terms of cleanliness and for folks with oily skin, causes terrible breakouts and rashes. edit: Here's some good options for deodorants if you're a dude with sensitive skin.
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Aesop Poprock posted:My boyfriends best friend stopped showering 6 months ago because of something similar and we were all heavily against him doing it cause that's gross as gently caress. We hung out with him last weekend and he looked liked he hadn't showered in a day or two at most but he smelled totally neutral. It was the weirdest thing cause I pretty much allowed him to come over so we could force him to take a shower Or he showers intermittently and lies about it.
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Captain Candyblood posted:
Awfully convenient the same people who have terrible 'genetic' body odor also have terrible allergies to soaps. Are they also allergic to regular hand soap? do they never wash their hands either? 
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Now I don't feel so bad with my pathological need to scrub the skin off my hand every time I go to the bathroom. At least my hands won't be dirty. 
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Hi friends, Friday the 13th got the better of a lot of goons last night and brawls broke out in a few different threads, so I need to point out that there is one (1) sanctioned gimmick poster for IoSM. Just one. Any others that pop up here could be grounds for probation. I'm posting a warning because I tend to be lenient and it's only fair to give a heads-up.
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Panfilo posted:Awfully convenient the same people who have terrible 'genetic' body odor also have terrible allergies to soaps. I do know a guy with an honest to god disorder of some kind, for some reason his sweat smells loving horrible. He showers several times a day but the moment he starts to sweat you can smell him from across the room. If he's in a car and sweats on the seat the smell lingers for hours unless you drive for a while with the windows down. Antiperspirant helps to a degree but if he just puts deodorant or body spray on they're easily overpowered by his intensely rank stench. You can imagine the professional and social difficulties he's had because of that.
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Soviet Commubot posted:I do know a guy with an honest to god disorder of some kind, for some reason his sweat smells loving horrible. He showers several times a day but the moment he starts to sweat you can smell him from across the room. If he's in a car and sweats on the seat the smell lingers for hours unless you drive for a while with the windows down. Antiperspirant helps to a degree but if he just puts deodorant or body spray on they're easily overpowered by his intensely rank stench. You can imagine the professional and social difficulties he's had because of that. Like the kid from Freaks And Geeks?  Which I also found out is this iconic fedora dude.  Learning is fun!
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mng posted:Like the kid from Freaks And Geeks? I've never seen it so I couldn't tell you. The guy is in his mid 30s and still smelled like that when I last saw him a couple of years ago. He did get married a while back though so good for him.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Hi friends, Friday the 13th got the better of a lot of goons last night and brawls broke out in a few different threads, so I need to point out that there is one (1) sanctioned gimmick poster for IoSM. Just one. Any others that pop up here could be grounds for probation. It's cool I have LoB on ignore anyways.
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Plom Bar posted:She. It made me irrationally happy I got a 404 error when I clicked that link.
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Soviet Commubot posted:I do know a guy with an honest to god disorder of some kind, for some reason his sweat smells loving horrible. He showers several times a day but the moment he starts to sweat you can smell him from across the room. If he's in a car and sweats on the seat the smell lingers for hours unless you drive for a while with the windows down. Antiperspirant helps to a degree but if he just puts deodorant or body spray on they're easily overpowered by his intensely rank stench. You can imagine the professional and social difficulties he's had because of that. Oh I certainly believe its possible but I'm saying its more likely its one or the other. The odds of someone having horrible genetic stench AND being allergic to anything soap related seem pretty slim, thankfully. Febreeze works wonders for sat-in stink though. Anything that can bind to the stink molecules and make them inert works well.
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Do YoungCons links belong in this thread? Because my rear end in a top hat conservative friend just posted this on Facebook and it made me too mad not to share it. I REALLY want to share it on Facebook without this friend seeing me do it, but I'm not sure how to do that or if it's possible, so I'll put it here for right now. http://www.youngcons.com/texas-teacher-rejects-obamas-transgender-bathroom-letter-says-hell-send-it-to-the-paper-shredder/
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Panfilo posted:Oh I certainly believe its possible but I'm saying its more likely its one or the other. The odds of someone having horrible genetic stench AND being allergic to anything soap related seem pretty slim, thankfully. Yeah, there's no way you could mistake this guy for someone who just didn't wash. His smell is way different from normal body odor, it's kinda similar to the sort of burnt rubber undertone that skunk spray has, a bit like catching a whiff of a dead skunk on the other side of a freeway. When I lived back home and hung out with that guy I kept a bottle of Febreeze under my car seat for just that purpose. Stink aside, he's a pretty cool dude.
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Here's a thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimethylaminuria quote:Trimethylamine builds up in the body of patients with trimethylaminuria. The trimethylamine is released in the person's sweat, urine, reproductive fluids, and breath, giving off a strong fishy or body odor. Some people with trimethylaminuria have a strong odor all the time, but most have a moderate smell that varies in intensity over time. Individuals with this condition do not have any physical symptoms, and typically appear healthy. yikes
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:The one time I tried a different brand I had a pretty bad allergic reaction and it's scared me from trying anything else since. Oh my god you just rolled over onto your back submissively because some goon poo poo on your choice of soap. Respect yo self son!
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Dienes posted:Or he showers intermittently and lies about it. The worst thing to brag about regardless
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Aesop Poprock posted:Oh my god you just rolled over onto your back submissively because some goon poo poo on your choice of soap. Respect yo self son! oldpainless posted:Are you going to at least ask why he thinks Dove is terrible? I googled it and looked into it myself. I didn't need to ask Plom Bar for sources and derail when I'm also on the internet. I also already knew Dove soap was really bad, I just didn't really know the over/under on the deodorant. It's not as much rolling over as it is opening options, honestly.  Vagina Bones.
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:
Totally would go see feminist punk band Vagina Bones play live. 
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I used to play bass for Vagina Bones.
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Ain't never seen no vagina bones on dinosaurs at the museum. Field Museum must be trying to hide some truths about EVILution!
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:I googled it and looked into it myself. I didn't need to ask Plom Bar for sources and derail when I'm also on the internet. I spent way too long staring at animu crotch trying to determine what "vagina bones" was supposed to mean until I noticed the abdominal shadows were apparently what duder meant. These kids are in SERIOUS need of some sex ed, or at least a basic anatomy class.
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