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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/HarlanCoben/status/731467768403505152

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Imagine if Trump had the face cloning machine from the Dark Man movies.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lol

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
New York Times breaking report: Trump is a creepy dude.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/15/us/politics/donald-trump-women.html

I actually got a push notification for this, which seems a wee bit excessive.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

FuzzySkinner posted:

Glenn Beck saying "God Hates Me" is legitimately funny and awesome.

Is Kelly actually Ben Garrison irl

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

PostNouveau posted:

New York Times breaking report: Trump is a creepy dude.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/15/us/politics/donald-trump-women.html

I actually got a push notification for this, which seems a wee bit excessive.

"Mr. Trump disputes this, saying he is reluctant to kiss strangers on the lips."

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

PostNouveau posted:

New York Times breaking report: Trump is a creepy dude.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/15/us/politics/donald-trump-women.html

I actually got a push notification for this, which seems a wee bit excessive.

Oh hey look at that

quote:

Mr. Trump frequently sought assurances — at times from strangers — that the women in his life were beautiful. During the 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant, he sat in the audience as his teenage daughter, Ivanka, helped to host the event from onstage. He turned to Brook Antoinette Mahealani Lee, Miss Universe at the time, and asked for her opinion of his daughter’s body.

“ ‘Don’t you think my daughter’s hot? She’s hot, right?’ ” Ms. Lee recalled him saying. ‘I was like, ‘Really?’ That’s just weird. She was 16. That’s creepy.”

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

PostNouveau posted:

Oh hey look at that

:cripes:

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

PostNouveau posted:

Oh hey look at that
I don't think that a desperate need for affirmation from others was a very good quality for a businessman, much less a politician.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

PostNouveau posted:

Oh hey look at that

*polls go up :mmmhmm: amongst the millions of southern fathers with hot daughters*


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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

etalian posted:

Imagine if Trump had the face cloning machine from the Dark Man movies.

hello

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/731476874073903104

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





For a second there I thought that's Trump in makeup.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

mike12345 posted:

For a second there I thought that's Trump in makeup.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

mike12345 posted:

For a second there I thought that's Trump in makeup.

It might be.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

mike12345 posted:

For a second there I thought that's Trump in makeup.

Trump "Mrs Doubtfire'ing" everyone is for sure coming before November.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I don't know why he even lied about it. Him being his own spokesman is very on-brand. Plays into the Bugs Bunny relationship he has with the media.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

PostNouveau posted:

I don't know why he even lied about it. Him being his own spokesman is very on-brand. Plays into the Bugs Bunny relationship he has with the media.

Him leaking the tape to start a media cycle over nothing THEN lying about it is completely in character though.

E: After watching the Katrina Pierson on Wolf Blitzer video(please dont, it will make you dumber) I've come to the conclusion that Trump did all this so he could pivot the conversation into Hillary's 'laughing at getting a child rapist off' tape.

Don't think that worked!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Montasque posted:

Trump "Mrs Doubtfire'ing" everyone is for sure coming before November.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/731503361774768129

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

:qq:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Wolf Blitzer, call your Situation Room!

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Also, :ironicat:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/263348204068810752

Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool

Why. Why does this exist.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Peachstapler posted:

Trump will soon have a team of female bodyguards like Ghaddafi.

Why not? Hiring bodyguards based on their hotness worked out pretty well for Gaddafi.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Wow

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
"Wait so you're saying John Miller is Donald Trump? :wow:"

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

He also criticized Romney for not releasing his tax records sooner than he did.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/731505921193594880

Rest in PISS Trump - Moore and Maher are on you like white on rice.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Darkman Fanpage posted:

He also criticized Romney for not releasing his tax records sooner than he did.

But Romney isn't a strong Christian like DJT, so he probably didn't have the super valid excuse of being audited

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

haven't CNN's ratings been through the roof this primary?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

the paradigm shift posted:

haven't CNN's ratings been through the roof this primary?

Yes.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Montasque posted:

Rest in PISS Trump - Moore and Maher are on you like white on rice.

John Oliver's Drumpf campaign didn't work, so they needed to bring in the big guns.

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
https://twitter.com/romenesko/status/731240638520410112

A story 30 years in the making

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

etalian posted:

Also if the establishment GOP was serious about this option they would working on getting GE signatures right now.

The Whig solution wouldn't be to run candidates as Indies, it'd be to make the Republican candidate on the ballot in Ohio be John Kasich, the Republican candidate on the ballot be Marco Rubio, etc. Maybe give Donald Trump a few token states like New Jersey or something. There's only one Republican candidate on the ballot per state, but they'd be politicians who were popular in that state.

It's hilariously impractical and people have way too big egos to let it happen.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Patter Song posted:

The Whig solution wouldn't be to run candidates as Indies, it'd be to make the Republican candidate on the ballot in Ohio be John Kasich, the Republican candidate on the ballot be Marco Rubio, etc. Maybe give Donald Trump a few token states like New Jersey or something. There's only one Republican candidate on the ballot per state, but they'd be politicians who were popular in that state.

It's hilariously impractical and people have way too big egos to let it happen.

Well and if history teaches us anything, Ted Cruz would get on as many ballots as he could and sink the entire thing.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/731501778873749505

Great poll, the best poll, I told you Hispanics love me!

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
Part of the problem with that plan (besides its status as transparent rules-laywering) is that, while people might not be the most savvy political operators, they're at least savvy enough to realize that only one person can be President and running a bunch of different candidates to throw the election to the House so only one of them could win is transparent bullshit. If they did try something like that this year (let's get rid of all the complications and say they pull it off without a hitch), would a voter in Ohio really want to vote for John Kasich if the voter knows it might mean, say, Ted Cruz winning the Presidency?

By the way, the original Whig plan in 1836 was "Run William Harrison in the north, Hugh White in the South, and Daniel Webster in Massachusetts." If you're a Massachusetts voter, you should be thinking "the House gets to pick between the top three candidates, and Webster is guaranteed to be in fourth no matter what happens..."

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/731501778873749505

Great poll, the best poll, I told you Hispanics love me!

he's a liberal in disguise, i'm telling you!

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StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin
drat, I just realized we need to make America great again.

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