|
Hahaha, it coincided with his ingame hand smacking against the filing cabinet.
|
#
?
May 15, 2016 22:08
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 21, 2024 01:02 |
|
|
13Pandora13 posted:Any country in the European Broadcasting Union can theoretically enter Eurovision. Man, SOMEONE was obviously taking a piss while cyprus were on. It was like someone forced michael stipe at gunpoint to front a nu-metal band.
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2016 22:54
|
|
|
Raygereio posted:He made a throwing motion to toss that folder in the game and in doing so smashed his hand against something. Probably a fan.
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2016 23:29
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 01:31
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFkXmhnT5Jo
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 02:14
|
|
|
That's just how kids are doing it these days.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 02:15
|
|
|
http://i.imgur.com/ho6iu3X.webm Why yes, that is a Killer Whale knocking a Seal several dozen feet into the air. Mekchu has a new favorite as of 04:19 on May 16, 2016 |
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 02:17
|
|
|
Unfunny Poster posted:
actually I'm pretty sure it isn't.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 02:23
|
|
Unfunny Poster posted:
That's a pretty impressive whale.
|
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 02:36
|
|
|
Unfunny Poster posted:
I'm completely confused as to if this is a mistake or just on hell of a meta joke considering the username.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 03:43
|
|
|
Volume posted:actually I'm pretty sure it isn't. gently caress, that was a poo poo post thing from another thread  It was meant to be this http://i.imgur.com/ho6iu3X.webm
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 04:19
|
|
|
Unfunny Poster posted:
Syndac Thrass may be a large fellow, but calling him a whale is just mean.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 04:30
|
|
|
Unfunny Poster posted:gently caress, that was a poo poo post thing from another thread Fun fact - orcas and other dolphins, like any large brained predatory mammal engage in "play" which consists of torturing other sea creatures to death. Just as a cat will play with a mouse, orcas will slowly tear seals apart and smack them out of the water. Dolphins will bite the fins and tails off porpoises and beat and rape them to death. 
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 06:51
|
|
|
Gorilla Salad posted:Fun fact - orcas and other dolphins, like any large brained predatory mammal engage in "play" which consists of torturing other sea creatures to death. Just as a cat will play with a mouse, orcas will slowly tear seals apart and smack them out of the water. Dolphins will bite the fins and tails off porpoises and beat and rape them to death. You must be super fun to talk to at parties.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 07:42
|
|
|
It's a conversation starter. Or ender. Most likely ender.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 08:01
|
|
|
Quick somebody do a riff on that post by the guy complaining about cats being traumatized by cucumbers.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 08:03
|
|
|
A Boy and His Herb. posted:You must be super fun to talk to at parties. There's no better ice breaker than discussing mutual fears of Dolphin Rape Caves
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 09:29
|
|
|
Gorilla Salad posted:Fun fact - orcas and other dolphins, like any large brained predatory mammal engage in "play" which consists of torturing other sea creatures to death. Just as a cat will play with a mouse, orcas will slowly tear seals apart and smack them out of the water. Dolphins will bite the fins and tails off porpoises and beat and rape them to death. How come dolphins and orcas don't eat people/ sever limbs etc?
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 12:44
|
|
|
Jonathan Yeah! posted:How come dolphins and orcas don't eat people/ sever limbs etc? Because we can punch them in their rear end in a top hat faces. Also because there are people out there that will rape dolphins. You gotta avoid the bigger predators.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 12:50
|
|
|
*Insert clip of Hank Hill being raped by a dolphin here*
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 13:15
|
|
|
Rondette posted:Their song was pretty good though, in a big cheesy Eurovision way. Showing my age here, but I was expecting some kind of take on this one. Although now that I look at it, it's clearly different as it's "Sounds" in the older one.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 13:26
|
|
|
Jonathan Yeah! posted:How come dolphins and orcas don't eat people/ sever limbs etc? Thing about dolphins rescuing people from drowning by dragging them towards land, is that we don't hear from the people they drag farther out to sea.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 13:32
|
|
|
I'm pretty sure this is just an urban legend, seeing as how I can't find anything about it online, but I recall a big deal being made a few years ago about some insane rogue dolphin in the Caribbean sequestering scuba divers and then raping them to the bottom of the ocean until they suffocated and died.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 13:37
|
|
|
God Hole posted:I'm pretty sure this is just an urban legend, seeing as how I can't find anything about it online, but I recall a big deal being made a few years ago about some insane rogue dolphin in the Caribbean sequestering scuba divers and then raping them to the bottom of the ocean until they suffocated and died. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/06/frisky-dolphin-tries-to-get-busy-divers_n_1862148.html
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 13:45
|
|
|
Aramoro posted:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/06/frisky-dolphin-tries-to-get-busy-divers_n_1862148.html Malcolm Brenner Chronicles His Sexual Relationship With Dolphin In ‘Wet Goddess’ quote:It appears that Brenner’s relationship wouldn’t have broken any laws.  Florida's pretty liberal, huh.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 15:29
|
|
|
Jonathan Yeah! posted:Malcolm Brenner Chronicles His Sexual Relationship With Dolphin In ‘Wet Goddess’ ...Something Something... Slippery Slope
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 15:59
|
|
|
DandyLion posted:...Something Something... Slippery Slope Wait, was the dolphin Asian?
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 16:16
|
|
|
A Boy and His Herb. posted:You must be super fun to talk to at parties. I used to be married to a woman who worked on a tourist dive boat and she took immense glee in educating people who were all "gentle clowns of the ocean, like big puppies" so I kinda got it from her. I love dolphins, but they're more akin to lions than puppies. They just seem to like us for some reason  Bundle of Keys posted:Thing about dolphins rescuing people from drowning by dragging them towards land, is that we don't hear from the people they drag farther out to sea. Also, this. It says something for their intelligence that, in thousands of years of people sailing on the ocean, no dolphin has ever been caught dismembering someone. Here's a wonderful old video of a dolphin trying to have sex with his trainer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz0yMcJDwIw And counterpoint - dolphin has sex with the head of a dead fish.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkA4Mij2RFo He knows you're watching. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 16:23 on May 16, 2016 |
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 16:20
|
|
|
spog posted:Look at a map: Ha, moved the country 20 thousand kilometers and still managed to forget to bring Tasmania.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 16:31
|
|
|
Here's a guy who says when dolphins commit rape, it isn't really rape. And you thought only human rapists could be white knighted. 
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 16:43
|
|
|
Karma Monkey posted:Here's a guy who says when dolphins commit rape, it isn't really rape. And you thought only human rapists could be white knighted. Dolphins have MRAs now?
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 16:51
|
|
|
Gorilla Salad posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkA4Mij2RFo The music is what makes this video...
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 16:52
|
|
|
Jonathan Yeah! posted:Dolphins have MRAs now? Well technically they're DRAs.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 17:00
|
|
|
Karma Monkey posted:Well technically they're DRAs.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 17:19
|
|
|
https://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/4-members-of-youtube-prank-group-trollstation-jailed-for-art?utm_term=.ucv9yZJwg#.fjV9ZaLEJ It's a prank! It's just a prank bro!
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 17:23
|
|
|
bobjr posted:https://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/4-members-of-youtube-prank-group-trollstation-jailed-for-art?utm_term=.ucv9yZJwg#.fjV9ZaLEJ Yessss it's the most delicious freude. 
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 17:42
|
|
|
There's a link to their twitter at the bottom of the article, doesn't seem like they learned their lesson yet.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 17:44
|
|
|
Gorilla Salad posted:
He'll be Prime Minister some day.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 18:20
|
|
|
I had not heard of this before, but it had disaster written all over it from what I can tell. Now look don't make fun of these people because they are "rich" libertarians, they insist on it. I mean one guy now shovels snow and sleeps on relative's couches. These were wise and good people nefariously taken advantage of by a dastardly villain and no one could have seen it coming. https://www.dollarvigilante.com/blog/2015/12/07/whatever-happened-to-galts-gulch-chile.html
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 18:48
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 21, 2024 01:02 |
|
|
https://twitter.com/Mischief_Arises/status/731605653106626560
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2016 19:58
|
|
