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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Stalinist twitter is salty as gently caress:

https://twitter.com/LuhanskRepublic/status/731910418810068992

The winner in this reality was a Crimean Tatar singing about Stalin's deportations of 1944.

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
I'm sure I'm missing some cultural context but I can't understand getting this mad about a singing competition.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Imagine peak American Idol fever except every state has a contestant in the final.

EmmyOk has a new favorite as of 20:11 on May 15, 2016

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



TinTower posted:

Stalinist twitter is salty as gently caress:

https://twitter.com/LuhanskRepublic/status/731910418810068992

The winner in this reality was a Crimean Tatar singing about Stalin's deportations of 1944.

Crimea river.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

TinTower posted:

Stalinist twitter is salty as gently caress:

https://twitter.com/LuhanskRepublic/status/731910418810068992

The winner in this reality was a Crimean Tatar singing about Stalin's deportations of 1944.

"And ANOTHER thing I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE HER VOICE... so there."

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

zakharov posted:

I'm sure I'm missing some cultural context but I can't understand getting this mad about a singing competition.

I think you're underestimating the complex political stuff that's in play amongst many of the countries in Europe. It's not just the historical stuff either. Greece/Turkey. All the stuff amongst the former USSR countries, lots of countries opinions about a Germany due to austerity.

Especially since Russia (came third) recently invaded Ukraine (came first). Who won by singing a song about Russia loving over Ukraine less than a century ago. Georgia also recently had a little war with Russia. You really can't see why some people get 'mad'? That's not excusing the muppets above. Of course.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's football. Just think of it as football.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Roblo posted:

I think you're underestimating the complex political stuff that's in play amongst many of the countries in Europe. It's not just the historical stuff either. Greece/Turkey. All the stuff amongst the former USSR countries, lots of countries opinions about a Germany due to austerity.

Especially since Russia (came third) recently invaded Ukraine (came first). Who won by singing a song about Russia loving over Ukraine less than a century ago. Georgia also recently had a little war with Russia. You really can't see why some people get 'mad'? That's not excusing the muppets above. Of course.

Lollin at these stupid Europeans

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Roblo posted:

I think you're underestimating the complex political stuff that's in play amongst many of the countries in Europe. It's not just the historical stuff either. Greece/Turkey. All the stuff amongst the former USSR countries, lots of countries opinions about a Germany due to austerity.

Especially since Russia (came third) recently invaded Ukraine (came first). Who won by singing a song about Russia loving over Ukraine less than a century ago. Georgia also recently had a little war with Russia. You really can't see why some people get 'mad'? That's not excusing the muppets above. Of course.

Does the winning country actually get anything?

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



I believe they get the honor of paying for the next Eurovision contest.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

DicktheCat posted:

Does the winning country actually get anything?

Yeah. They have the expense of hosting it next year. Hence, probably, why most of the entries are so bad.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

The plot of arguably the best Father Ted episode

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

EmmyOk posted:

Imagine peak American Idol fever except every state has a contestant in the final.

Also many states have long and sometimes even recent histories of invasion and genocide of each other.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
if you really think about it, everything we DO is HISTORY, man

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Our presenter gets more bitter and angry every year since we have the record for most wins but haven't won in like 100 years. He bitches about Azerbaijan giving Serbia 12 points being "bloody typical" but expects 12 from the UK, it's great. :allears:

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

TheFallenEvincar posted:

if you really think about it, everything we DO is HISTORY, man


Is that a demi-nicolas cage on to the right of her?

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

EmmyOk posted:

Our presenter gets more bitter and angry every year since we have the record for most wins but haven't won in like 100 years. He bitches about Azerbaijan giving Serbia 12 points being "bloody typical" but expects 12 from the UK, it's great. :allears:

Where are you from? I'm curious what country would expect the brits to give them 12?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Regalingualius posted:

Has that cartoon really started going mainstream? I'd find it kind of hilarious if this is what makes people think Garrison is a lovely person, especially since it's one he actually made, for once.

From what I've seen, it started making the rounds on Twitter, and then I think George Takei posted an article about the Twitter blowup on Facebook. So that counts as mainstream attention in modern times.

Strange Charm
Apr 6, 2008

Roblo posted:

Where are you from? I'm curious what country would expect the brits to give them 12?
Ireland, I'm pretty sure.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Roblo posted:

Where are you from? I'm curious what country would expect the brits to give them 12?

Ireland, according to a quick peek on Wikipedia.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Who doesn't know that Ireland are ultimate Eurovision champs, smdh

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Johnny Logan is gonna be raging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qURxESCEENc

e: song doesn't start until a minute and a half in what the gently caress, gimme Johnny

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


TheFallenEvincar posted:

if you really think about it, everything we DO is HISTORY, man


#1: The Anasazi is not what they are called. It's Ancestral Pueblo.
#2: The Ancestral Pueblo never lived in that region, a related group archaeologists call the Southern Sinagua did.
#3: They weren't defacing rocks with their names, they were making calendars, marking solstices, leaving clan symbols, marking trails and creating images of their cosmology.
#4: Most Southern Sinagua rock art in the region is not thousands of years old. Most dates from AD 500 at the earliest, but the largest amount is after AD 1150.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
If it makes it more schadenfreude for you, this is from a mustang board I read:

Toasterferret
Feb 20, 2013

Cage posted:

If it makes it more schadenfreude for you, this is from a mustang board I read:



The mental gymnastics some people go through is astounding.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Cage posted:

If it makes it more schadenfreude for you, this is from a mustang board I read:



*runs car into crowd of people*

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Cage posted:

If it makes it more schadenfreude for you, this is from a mustang board I read:



I wish I could work myself up into a frenzy at will.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

burexas.irom posted:

I wish I could work myself up into a frenzy at will.

Whenever I think of Legolas failing to take down that suicide bomber Uruk-Hai in The Two Towers I get really angry so then I just refocus that anger on climate change or black dead gay president babies or w/e the gently caress.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 41 hours!

burexas.irom posted:

I wish I could work myself up into a frenzy at will.

A thousand years ago, those people would be Berserkers. Not much use for that talent anymore, so they post on the internet instead.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

LordGugs posted:

I'm assuming this is the Last Podcast on the Left group. That poo poo is a hot mess.

Yeah :smith:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Cage posted:

If it makes it more schadenfreude for you, this is from a mustang board I read:



Well where I am it was hotter thsn average today, so myth debunked. gently caress you, global coolists!

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


EmmyOk posted:

Whenever I think of Legolas failing to take down that suicide bomber Uruk-Hai in The Two Towers I get really angry so then I just refocus that anger on climate change or black dead gay president babies or w/e the gently caress.

Why didn't Aragorn order ALL of the archers to attack him? God I'm so loving pissed.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Karma Monkey posted:

Yes, the physical appearance of the first lady is definitely the main thing the nation needs to be concerned with.

If this really is to be our guiding star, then we need to have a brokered Democratic convention and suprise nominate Kucinich.

Goddamn Particle
Oct 10, 2013

Fan of Britches

EmmyOk posted:

Whenever I think of Legolas failing to take down that suicide bomber Uruk-Hai in The Two Towers I get really angry so then I just refocus that anger on climate change or black dead gay president babies or w/e the gently caress.

Do you picture the freefalling rock parkour scene from The Hobbit when you need to facepalm really hard?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Michele could play She Hulk, if she were a foot and a half taller.

Anyway, check out this rad rant on how being pro-life is all bullshit.

quote:

““Let me tell you some things. I used to investigate child abuse and neglect. I can tell you how to stop the vast majority of abortion in the world. First, make knowledge and access to contraception widely available. Start teaching kids before they hit puberty.

Teach them about domestic violence and coercion, and teach them not to coerce and rape. Create a strong, loving community where women and girls feel safe and supported in times of need. Because guess what? They aren’t. You know what happens to babies born under such circumstances? They get hurt, unnecessarily. They get sick, unnecessarily. They get removed from parents who love them but who are unprepared for the burden of a child.

Resources? Honey, we try. There aren’t enough resources anywhere. There are waiting lists, and promises, and maybes. If the government itself can’t hook people up, what makes you think an impoverished single mom can handle it? Abolish poverty. Do you have any idea how much childcare costs? Daycare can cost as much or more than monthly rent. They may be inadequately staffed. Getting a private nanny is a nice idea, but they don’t come cheap either. Relatives? Do they own a car? Does the bus run at the right times? Do they have jobs of their own they need to work just to keep the lights on? Are they going to stick around until you get off you convenience store shift at 4 AM? Do they have criminal histories that will make them unsuitable as caregivers when CPS pokes around? You gonna pay for that? Who’s going to pay for that?

End rape. I know your type errs on the side of blaming the woman, but I’ve seen little girls who’ve barely gotten their periods pregnant because somebody thought raping preteens was an awesome idea. You want to put a child through that? Or someone with a mental or physical inability for whom pregnancy would be frightening, painful or even life-threatening?

I’ve seen nonverbal kids who had their feet sliced up by caregivers for no loving reason at all, you think sexual abuse doesn’t happen either? You say there’s lots of couples who want to adopt. Kiddo, what they want to adopt are healthy white babies, preferably untainted by the wombs and genetics of women with alcohol or drug dependencies. I’ve seen the kids they don’t want, who almost no one wants. You people focus only on the happy pink babies, the gigglers, the ones who grow and grow with no trouble. Those are not the kids who linger in foster care. Those are certainly not the older kids and teenagers who age out of foster care and then are thrown out in the streets, usually with an array of medical and mental health issues. Are they too old to count?

And yeah, I’ve seen the babies, little hand-sized things barely clinging to life. There’s no glory, no wonder there. There is no wonder in a pregnant woman with five dollars to her name, so deep in depression you wonder if she’ll be alive in a week. Therapy costs money. Medicine costs money. Food, clothes, electricity cost money. Government assistance is a pittance; poverty drives women and girls into situations where they are forced to rely on people who abuse them to survive. (I’ve been up in more hospitals than I can count.)

In each and every dark pit of desperation, I have never seen a pro-lifer. I ain’t never seen them babysitting, scrubbing floors, bringing over goods, handing mom $50 bucks a month or driving her to the pediatrician. I ain’t never seen them sitting up for hours with an autistic child who screams and rages so his mother can get some sleep while she rests up from working 14-hour days.

I don’t see them fixing leaks in rundown houses or playing with a kid while the police prepare to interview her about her sexual abuse. They’re not paying for the funerals of babies and children who died after birth, when they truly do become independent organisms. And the crazy thing is they think they’ve already done their job, because the child was born! Aphids give birth, girl. It’s no miracle.

You want to speak for the weak? Get off your high horse and get your hands dirty helping the poor, the isolated, the ill and mentally ill women and mothers and their children who already breathe the dirty air. You are doing nothing, absolutely nothing, for children. You don’t have a flea’s comprehension of injustice. You are not doing poo poo for life until you get in there and fight that darkness. Until you understand that abortion is salvation in a world like ours.

Does that sound too hard? Do you really think suffering post-birth is more permissible, less worthy of outrage? “Pro-life” is simply a philosophy in which the only life worth saving is the one that can be saved by punishing a woman.”

http://twistedlandstourguide.tumblr.com/post/144425688010/you-think-youre-pro-life

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

I'd watch Michelle go for a couple rounds in the ring with Melenia.

TinTower posted:

Stalinist twitter is salty as gently caress:

https://twitter.com/LuhanskRepublic/status/731910418810068992

The winner in this reality was a Crimean Tatar singing about Stalin's deportations of 1944.

That reminds me of Russia's Eurovision entry last year when they submitted that ridiculous song about world peace when Russia was in the middle of persecuting war crimes in Crimea. It also gave us this amazing mashup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmSUMXCJwUk

Arc Hammer has a new favorite as of 05:21 on May 16, 2016

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
Have who the next President of the USA will be by having their wives duke it out in the ring.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

RareAcumen posted:

Michele could play She Hulk, if she were a foot and a half taller.

Anyway, check out this rad rant on how being pro-life is all bullshit.


http://twistedlandstourguide.tumblr.com/post/144425688010/you-think-youre-pro-life

Seems accurate to me. If it wasn't, you wouldn't have pro-life Republicans voting to defund school lunch programs and other child-centric programs.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Ignimbrite posted:

Have who the next President of the USA will be by having their wives duke it out in the ring.

I'm not sure if I'd want to watch Bill v Trump's Wives in the Thunder Dome.

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



DemeaninDemon posted:

I'm not sure if I'd want to watch Bill v Trump's Wives in the Thunder Dome.

They're my PROPERTY!
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