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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations as years of TV radiation have left have left your genitals withered and useless. No TV and no beer make Sanguinia something something...
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Sanguinia posted:No TV and no beer make Sanguinia something something... Tell my beloved wife that my last thoughts were of her... blinding and torturing Sanguinia.
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May 17, 2016 03:19
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Take that, Lisa's beliefs!
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May 17, 2016 04:48
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Do over Ham posted:Take that, Lisa's beliefs! Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins and quote thread moderators.
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May 17, 2016 16:43
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We sneaked into the Simpsons Quote Thread. There under the smiling eyes of four moderators we expressed our love physically, as was the style at the time.
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May 17, 2016 16:48
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Justice Sloth posted:Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins and quote thread moderators. 
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May 17, 2016 17:40
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MrSlam posted:We sneaked into the Simpsons Quote Thread. There under the smiling eyes of four moderators we expressed our love physically, as was the style at the time. TMMadman and MrSlam were in the Quote Thread making posts, and I saw one of the posts, and then the post quoted me. 
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May 17, 2016 17:50
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MrSlam posted:We sneaked into the Simpsons Quote Thread. There under the smiling eyes of four moderators we expressed our love physically, as was the style at the time. I'm glad we snuck in the thread...that was some good quote.
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May 17, 2016 17:50
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DrBouvenstein posted:I'm glad we snuck in the thread...that was some good quote. And I got this scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet!
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May 17, 2016 17:55
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DrBouvenstein posted:I'm glad we snuck in the thread...that was some good quote. Oh no, the quotes! Lowtax is gonna have my legs broke.
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May 17, 2016 19:21
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Neddy Seagoon posted:TMMadman and MrSlam were in the Quote Thread making posts, and I saw one of the posts, and then the post quoted me. Well, we cut corners. Sometimes our quoters will reuse the same words over and over!
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May 17, 2016 20:10
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DrBouvenstein posted:I'm glad we snuck in the thread...that was some good quote. If you goons are getting loaded off them quotes, I'm gonna have to charge you.
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May 17, 2016 21:33
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Root Bear posted:If you goons are getting loaded off them quotes, I'm gonna have to charge you. However since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to put you on probation in advance.
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May 17, 2016 22:11
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MrSlam posted:However since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to put you on probation in advance. Well gee, I don't know... I kinda need to not be probated to post....
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May 18, 2016 00:30
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Root Bear posted:If you goons are getting loaded off them quotes, I'm gonna have to charge you. My wallet's in the car!
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May 18, 2016 00:51
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Jerusalem posted:Well gee, I don't know... I kinda need to not be probated to post.... Bread and water, icy showers, guards whomping your rear end around the clock, and the only way out is 
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May 18, 2016 00:55
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Those are chock-full of...heady goodness. IMJack posted:Bread and water, icy showers, guards whomping your rear end around the clock, and the only way out is Forget it, pal. There's only one way out of here, and it ain't pretty. :bigtran:
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May 18, 2016 01:12
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Do over Ham posted:Forget it, pal. There's only one way out of here, and it ain't pretty. :bigtran: 
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May 18, 2016 01:56
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This is gonna get worse before it gets better. 
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May 18, 2016 02:07
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Mister Kingdom posted:This is gonna get worse before it gets better. 
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May 18, 2016 03:22
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In a few minutes, I tried to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head.
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May 18, 2016 04:54
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Hello, I need the biggest seed bell you have. ... No, that's too big.
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May 18, 2016 05:03
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Hello, I need the biggest seed bell you have. 
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May 18, 2016 07:36
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The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost 80 million dollars.
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May 18, 2016 08:29
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Trash Boat posted:The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost 80 million dollars. How do you sleep at night? 
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May 18, 2016 13:17
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Trash Boat posted:The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost 80 million dollars. 
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May 18, 2016 13:59
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Root Bear posted:How do you sleep at night? I sleep in a racing car, do you?
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May 18, 2016 14:02
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I sleep in a racing car, do you? If you should die before you wake...
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May 18, 2016 16:42
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Root Bear posted:How do you sleep at night? On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
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May 18, 2016 16:49
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Hey, that's a half-truth!
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May 18, 2016 16:52
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TMMadman posted:On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies. Does your money ever hug you when you come home at night? And does it say "I love you"?
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May 18, 2016 16:56
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The Nastier Nate posted:Does your money ever hug you when you come home at night? 
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May 18, 2016 17:19
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May 18, 2016 19:28
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Look, Smithers, the money and the very stupid goon are still here.
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May 18, 2016 21:05
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Justice Sloth posted:Look, Smithers, the money and the very stupid goon are still here. My goony brother's always posting in forums. I usually hang out on Facebook.
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May 18, 2016 21:32
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Justice Sloth posted:Look, Smithers, the money and the very stupid goon are still here. I only have two questions: How much; and give it to me.
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May 19, 2016 04:18
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TMMadman posted:On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies. You see these women? They used to be men!
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May 19, 2016 04:41
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He's got all the money in the world but there's one thing he can't buy. A dinosaur.
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May 19, 2016 06:37
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Baka-nin posted:He's got all the money in the world but there's one thing he can't buy. Oh Baka-nin, there's a little present for you lying in the spoiler! 
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Baka-nin posted:He's got all the money in the world but there's one thing he can't buy. I'm not greedy. As long as I have my health, and my millions of dollars, and my gold house and rocket car, I don't need anything else.
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