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SynthOrange posted:Holy gently caress that remote had to be done with the pilot in the chase cessna because it only has a 50 meter range the entire thing is a technical acheivement. it really underlines how goddamn stupid mr. "let's do another 9/11" is up there
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# ? May 9, 2024 13:25 |
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Kickstarter sent me a reminder that the stupid aliexpress copper sphere Kickstarter is ending soon because I looked at it you fucks
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:17 |
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Al! posted:Kickstarter sent me a reminder that the stupid aliexpress copper sphere Kickstarter is ending soon because I looked at it you fucks
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:33 |
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Al! posted:Kickstarter sent me a reminder that the stupid aliexpress copper sphere Kickstarter is ending soon because I looked at it you fucks The comments from backers are infuriating "I'm anticipating that a lot of people will want to pick up these shiny spheres on my desk, which will mean lots of fingerprints. It would be nice to consider adding an inconspicuous microfiber cleaning cloth to the mahogany case so that we can keep them sparkling."
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# ? May 18, 2016 00:33 |
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Underwear posted:The comments from backers are infuriating wanna clean my big balls
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# ? May 18, 2016 01:12 |
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if you're gonna touch my big balls... you best be prepared to clean em
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Underwear posted:The comments from backers are infuriating people using objects to make up for their lack of personality
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# ? May 18, 2016 01:40 |
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keyboard vomit posted:people using objects to make up for their lack of personality capitalism.txt
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# ? May 18, 2016 01:49 |
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surebet posted:well tbf the google translate app looked like loving witchcraft when it launched, so it's not like it's completely out of the realm of reason That and word lense is still a form of sorcery
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# ? May 18, 2016 02:55 |
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online friend posted:if you're gonna touch my big balls... you best be prepared to clean em
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# ? May 18, 2016 04:49 |
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forever
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# ? May 18, 2016 05:58 |
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# ? May 18, 2016 09:29 |
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Everykey: Your Only Key. https://everykey.com/ Everykey is a bluetooth wristband. When you bring it close to your phone or computer, your device unlocks without a password. It's a hardware kickstarter run by a bunch of amateurs, so obviously it's massively in debt, several years late on its goals, and genuinely terrible communication. Here's three randomly selected backers complaining about it: quote:The thing that is most irritating is the lack of updates and truthful answers!! Tell us truthfully what is going on! Tell us when we can expect the survey and when shipping will start after we receive that! Tell us when we can expect to have OSX and IOS ready! quote:@Stephane Talbot Good luck! haha. Been trying to get an update for months, but all we are getting is VERY vague info! All I want is the truth! If it’s gonna be another two months then tell us. Don’t give vague answers and tell us it’ll be shipping soon. Seeing as how you’re several months passed delivery date, soon does not mean much. quote:We may have to get a grip on this that this product not even exist and the founder made this up to enrich himself. The question for myself would be why, for a little bit of money to enrich himself. I personally wrote my money already off. Maybe skip the rest of this post if you don't want to hear the long story of why these people suck and how they've found themselves here. I actually know the entire sordid story of this terrible kickstarter. It is not made up by the founder to enrich himself, it's just made by a bunch of incompetents and amateurs. I went to college with the founder, and I've been following the whole thing since the beginning, about 3 years ago. Effortpost incoming. This is Chris Wentz: He's exactly like he looks. Chris is the consummate Ideas Guy. Lots of broad but vague plans which he's sure would come off perfectly, if he could only find someone to do all the work for him. I'm sure you know the type if you've ever worked in or near a startup. The asshat once made our professor sign a fuckin' NDA before he would present his class project. There is only one thing you need to know about Chris: he is constitutionally incapable of owning up to a failure. As far as he's concerned, he shits gold. So, they launched a Kickstarter in October, 2014. They've been incubating the idea since January, 2012. They've won pitch competitions and raised a few thousand dollars; they press-ganged some kid into building them a prototype for free (Chris is a Business Student; he doesn't write code or make hardware or know anyone who does. This will cause him problems later when people start expecting things other than blog posts and promises). He posted this timeline: If you know anything about hardware manufacturing, this is the part where you start laughing. They have planned 1.5 months from finalizing the design to having a working unit in-hand. This is not just hilariously optimistic, it's practically malpractice. If Microsoft or Google wanted to release this product, they'd plan 6 months from design to release, with a team of 20, minimum. These guys have not only never designed hardware or worked with manufacturers before, they have never laid out a PCB before. It's 2 finance majors, a business major, and a press-ganged part-time CS guy who read up on how to use EAGLE. Here's what they've promised. It goes "well", at first: they meet their goal, but only barely and only on the very last day of the campaign. In the days of 6000%-funded hardware projects, this doesn't look great, but still, that's $117,000 raised. Then they go silent. The first milestone, manufacturing designs finalized, passes and they don't say anything. The second milestone, beta testing, passes without comment. Kickstarter is starting to get angsty at this point, but politely: "Update please" and so on. The third and fourth milestones pass with no comment either. In February 2015, one month away from the planned ship date, they finally post something. I'm sure you know what it says. quote:(5,000 words of burying the lead) Burying the lead is a pattern for these guys. Remember, utterly incapable of admitting failure. In June 2015, 3 months after their original ship date, they post that they have some pre-production units ready, but the colors aren't quite right and they'll be sending them back. At this point they say that they are 5 weeks away from shipping (in the middle of the last paragraph of the update without further comment). By this time people are really mad: quote:I wish I had never invested KICKSTARTER EVERYKEY do not seem to be progressing I was to understand they would be posted out in February 2015 I feel I will loose my investment. In August 2015: quote:We are pleased to inform all of our backers that we remain on schedule to ship our product by late September. Pleased. On schedule. (5 months late.) At this point they are totally out of money. They take out a loan for another $100k. Kickstarter is getting madder: quote:You have to be kidding me... You are on time with your late September shipping date?? Since when was this late September shipping date designated? As far as I remember the original was what seems like a year ago. You guys have unrealistic expectations to your backers and are doing a very poor job at even attempting to keep those promises. Very disappointed September 23, 2015 ("late September"): quote:Hello backers! We’ve made some significant strides since the last update. Did you read that word salad? It says they're shipping! But, wait, it says they're doing their first pre-production run? Hm. I think they tell you in entrepreneurship class that it's a good idea to pretend that everything is going well regardless of reality. But oh no! In an outcome that absolutely could never have been predicted, the first attempt of a bunch of amateurs has gone wrong! quote:
I had to read that three times when I first saw the update. "The USB connectors don't work consistently" is the sane, non-business-school way to say that, I think. A month after that, in mid-November, they post again and delay to December 14, but that's not important. What matters is that in December, it gets really weird. quote:John McAfee Joins Everykey Team loving John McAfee. John McAfee, who famously fled Belize to avoid questions in a murder case, alleged narcotics trafficker, public liar, creator of an antivirus program. This John McAfee: quote:McAfee picks a bullet off the floor and fixes me with a wide-eyed, manic intensity. “This is a bullet, right?” he says in the congenial Southern accent that has stuck with him since his boyhood in Virginia. https://www.wired.com/2012/12/ff-john-mcafees-last-stand/ (He doesn't reholster the gun.) They picked that guy. And you've gotta think "Well, they're just a bunch of idiot kids; maybe they only remembered seeing the name on an antivirus once, hard to blame them." quote:Yes, Everykey considered the many accusations against McAfee before deciding to work with him, but in the end decided that his security credentials “far outweigh his checkered past,” Everykey CEO Chris Wentz said via email. No, no loving way, no they didn't. There's no way that they "considered the many accusations against McAfee". And this tiny local paper gave you a really good out! "Oh, gosh, sorry, no, we had no idea we went into business with an alleged drug trafficker who's wanted in Belize in connection with a murder investigation". All you had to fuckin' do was say "we hosed up". Just once. Ugh. The same day, they launch their IndieGoGo campaign. I think it's against some rule someplace to launch a campaign on IndieGoGo if you've already been funded on Kickstarter, but who cares. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/everykey-your-only-key#/story On IGG, without updating their Kickstarter backers, they promise to have production done by January 22 and to ship by March 14. They raise another $100,000, which brings them to a total income of $200,000, a loan of $100,000, and an "investment" of $500,000 by their old business school professor. $900,000 cash available to them in total. There's a few more delays / failures that go completely unacknowledged: December 22, 2015 quote:As we’re gearing up to begin shipping we want to share some details about our final manufacturing steps and fulfillment process along with some quality issues that we’ve been experiencing and the impact this will have on shipping. February 19, 2016 quote:After reviewing all of the timelines for the remaining tasks, we are projecting a March shipping date. But then! The big news! March 30, 2016, a full year late, they post excitedly. quote:Hello Backers, So. A year late, they claim success and in the fifth paragraph note that they're dropping support for 3 of their major OSs. I also know that their product requires you to jailbreak your iPhone, but they've never explained that to anyone; I'm looking forward to them explaining that. And you see there where it says "small batches". We're now 2 months away from that post. Not a single backer has acknowledged receiving an Everykey. There aren't any reviews online. The app isn't in the Play store. Mac / Linux / iOS support hasn't been announced. But have they come back with a mea culpa? Or acknowledged this at all? Hell no! This is a great success! quote:Everykey had shipped about 150 fobs as of May 8, according to CEO Chris Wentz. At this point you've got to assume the guy is just lying out his rear end. It's like he's trying to gaslight 2,000 people who tried to buy something from him. It gets worse. Remember how they were targeting Android 4.4? That was the most recent version back then. In the 2 years since they've been developing this, Android has added Smart Unlock, which is just a better version of their entire product. You can unlock your Android phone with anything now. An NFC ring that costs $5 on Amazon. A fitbit. A wifi network, a geofence, and even more stuff. So Android is out. Windows has dropped the BTLE driver from their desktop image, and Everykey refuses to guarantee compatibility with any BTLE chips except the one that they're selling on their website (not included with purchase, of course). There's a bunch of other funny stuff with these guys, like they have 12 employees and 6 of them are C-levels, with another 2 Vice Presidents, or that Chris's LinkedIn proudly lists his gray market reselling of iPads on eBay as his only previous employment, or the time they leaked their database credentials in a PHP error message (and the password was "peyush is the best"), but whatever, I feel like I've covered the gist of it and no one has time to read a post even longer than this one.
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# ? May 18, 2016 10:01 |
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It's poo poo Kick Starter
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# ? May 18, 2016 10:27 |
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# ? May 18, 2016 10:28 |
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Spaghett!
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# ? May 18, 2016 10:40 |
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# ? May 18, 2016 12:04 |
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SolTerrasa posted:Everykey: Your Only Key. thank you stymie
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# ? May 18, 2016 12:18 |
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1194215598/pant-alone-the-worlds-first-individual-pant
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# ? May 18, 2016 12:25 |
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exploding mummy posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1194215598/pant-alone-the-worlds-first-individual-pant these would have been a hit in the '80s
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exploding mummy posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1194215598/pant-alone-the-worlds-first-individual-pant add removable lower leg option for instant jorts and reissue the tactilol nasa load out pic also add pilko pump pants patented back pocket
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# ? May 18, 2016 12:34 |
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exploding mummy posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1194215598/pant-alone-the-worlds-first-individual-pant nothing quite as confortable as having a zipper rub up against your taint
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# ? May 18, 2016 12:42 |
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idk if this was a kickstarter but looks like it Starry WiFi on Amazon for 350 moon dollars.
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# ? May 18, 2016 13:53 |
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i don't trust anyone working on hardware who doesn't know the difference between silicon and silicone
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# ? May 18, 2016 14:24 |
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Sagebrush posted:i don't trust anyone working on hardware who doesn't know the difference between silicon and silicone The products not pleasant to look at but they have a great server rack
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# ? May 18, 2016 14:48 |
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A Pinball Wizard posted:The products not pleasant to look at but they have a great server rack textbook
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# ? May 18, 2016 14:53 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Spaghett!
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# ? May 18, 2016 14:57 |
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someone buy not-Stymie a new av already
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# ? May 18, 2016 15:18 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Spaghett!
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# ? May 18, 2016 16:24 |
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yea thanks
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# ? May 18, 2016 16:47 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:
"everything their owner desires to be"
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:26 |
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I still can't loving understand the top thing
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# ? May 19, 2016 03:21 |
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Al! posted:I still can't loving understand the top thing if you have a top youre cool. only cool guys have tops. circular logic
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# ? May 19, 2016 03:26 |
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Agile Vector posted:circular logic I'll say
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# ? May 19, 2016 03:30 |
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I've seen that damned starry thing all over facebook. It obliterated the ads I was getting for days. "INTERNET WITHOUT WIRES" "SHOWS EFFICIENCY OF YOUR NETWORK AT ALL TIMES" "SHOWS INDIVIDUAL DEVICES AND THEIR CONNECTION STRENGTH" "WILL DESTROY THE TRADITIONAL ISP" "COMING TO BOSTON. . . and maybe other places, we didn't really think the whole thing out where we'd have to make an urban wireless mesh network"
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# ? May 19, 2016 04:32 |
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enotnert posted:I've seen that damned starry thing all over facebook. It obliterated the ads I was getting for days. its stupider than a brush you put on your tongue so you can lick your cat
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# ? May 19, 2016 04:40 |
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coming to kickstarter and the catte thread soon
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seriously, that's the ickiest thing i've ever seen on this forum
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