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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

You should put a small Eli Apple in the bottom row or something.

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AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

At first I thought this was a hydra of Eli faces, but it still looks good.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

NC-17 posted:

I hope you're going to do more of these.

Wanna see a Philip Rivers version.

With all mouths for eyes.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Are those his SB rings as the dots on the 'i 's? Also a tiny bucket would be neato.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

CannonFodder posted:

Are those his SB rings as the dots on the 'i 's?
I thought that was pretty obvious

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
It is still shocking to realize Eli has two rings.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

NC-17 posted:

It is still shocking to realize Eli has two rings.

Radical. The word you are looking for is radical.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Eli has beaten Tom Brady in 2 Super Bowls. The man should be made a Saint upon his death.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
There already is a Manning who is a Saint though...

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Old people

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/tom-coughlin-lost/

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

So are the squirrels the new Sexy Rexy?

Here are more letterheads, There's another from Philly and Green Bay, who both seem to have an endless supply. There's a couple from the Cowboys, the Baltimore Colts, then one from the AFL & NFL head offices and the New York Yanks.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Darth Brooks posted:

So are the squirrels the new Sexy Rexy?

Here are more letterheads, There's another from Philly and Green Bay, who both seem to have an endless supply. There's a couple from the Cowboys, the Baltimore Colts, then one from the AFL & NFL head offices and the New York Yanks.

Someone didn't read the At Text :colbert:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
What are the squirrels doing? I would have preferred Coughlin coaching that instead BTW.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

swickles posted:

Eli has beaten Tom Brady in 2 Super Bowls. The man should be made a Saint upon his death.

And did that face in 2000s time
Walk upon Brady’s cheating game?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Febreeze posted:

Someone didn't read the At Text :colbert:

Have you been doing Sexy Rexy? I've not been looking for a long time

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Athanatos posted:

Have you been doing Sexy Rexy? I've not been looking for a long time

I stopped when he got cut from the Falcons.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

I stopped when he got cut from the Falcons.

Quitter.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Elephanthead posted:

What are the squirrels doing?

:glomp:

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

swickles posted:

Eli has beaten Tom Brady in 2 Super Bowls. The man should be made a Saint upon his death.

You do only need 2 miracles to be canonized.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
For Febreeze, mainly.

https://twitter.com/RealMickFoley/status/733502618316746756

Quite the odd couple.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Eli probably got lost on his way to the bathroom

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Eli was enthralled by the sockpuppet.

Thank you google for verifying that that is (one of) the sockpuppet wrestler dudes.

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Mick is from New York, so that is cool all around.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Kalli posted:

Eli was enthralled by the sockpuppet.

Thank you google for verifying that that is (one of) the sockpuppet wrestler dudes.
Um excuse me, his name is Mr. Socko

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
BANG BANG

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
mick foley purposely concussing himself on concrete for a throwaway promo will always be one of my favorite wrestling moments

https://vine.co/v/egFjVZKLLji

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Mick Foley is a goddamn saint, and I will hear no ill will towards him. :colbert:

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Kalli posted:

Eli was enthralled by the sockpuppet.

Eli looks like the prototypical goober 90's kid who loved WWF

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Chromatic posted:

mick foley purposely concussing himself on concrete for a throwaway promo will always be one of my favorite wrestling moments

https://vine.co/v/egFjVZKLLji

:stare:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The fights may be staged, but you have to respect the talent for putting themselves through hell. I say this having never watched a full match,

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Real fights > fake fights

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

BlindSite posted:

Real fights > fake fights

Mankind was the real mccoy

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I respect any man who gets hit over the head with a baseball bat wrapped in barbwire....

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



BlindSite posted:

Real fights > fake fights

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW BLINDSITE, DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR :dance:

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo


Even next to a man that is a cartoon caricature of a human being, Eli Manning looks more like an alien trying to pretend he's a human.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Reminder: Doctor's have told Mick Foley is he ever trips and falls he will literally die

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
It loving sucks that in the scummy carny world of wrestling where 80% of the people involved are horrible people on some level, Mick Foley is the one who's declining years are probably going to be among the worst.

He's literally "one of the good ones"

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chromatic posted:

It loving sucks that in the scummy carny world of wrestling where 80% of the people involved are horrible people on some level, Mick Foley is the one who's declining years are probably going to be among the worst.

He's literally "one of the good ones"

Mick Foley gets to have declining years which already puts him way ahead of the pack though.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mel Mudkiper posted:

Mick Foley gets to have declining years which already puts him way ahead of the pack though.

Yeah, I was gonna say aren't like half the popular WWE/WCW wrestlers pre like 2005 dead at this point?

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Kalli posted:

Yeah, I was gonna say aren't like half the popular WWE/WCW wrestlers pre like 2005 dead at this point?

Google "dead wrestler beach" and laugh. And then get really sad when it keeps going and going.

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