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Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Dave Batista tweets with the pure confidence and don't-give-a-gently caress-iness of a man who knows he never has to work for WWE again.

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Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Angular Landbury posted:

Dave Batista tweets with the pure confidence and don't-give-a-gently caress-iness of a man who knows he never has to work for WWE again.

Yeah, I mean he clearly still cares about the business, otherwise he wouldn't bother paying attention to them at all, but he knows nothing's going to change. So he just laughs as he counts his Hollywood money and has fun.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!

Jeez how big is that tub

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

Angular Landbury posted:

Dave Batista tweets with the pure confidence and don't-give-a-gently caress-iness of a man who knows he never has to work for WWE again.

he should do a youshoot and maybe then we'll finally get that question answered

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Mister E posted:

Yeah, I mean he clearly still cares about the business, otherwise he wouldn't bother paying attention to them at all, but he knows nothing's going to change. So he just laughs as he counts his Hollywood money and has fun.

I believe you mean, 'looks fondly at his collection of rare lunchboxes that his Hollywood money bought him'

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009


it was probably tom phillips who she slapped so hard she gave him a concussion

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

a retard posted:

he should do a youshoot and maybe then we'll finally get that question answered

"How big is your dick?"

"Well, you can see from these tweets how gigantic my balls are sooooooo..."

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
Reminds me of a joke.

Dave Attell posted:

Every man wonders about the size of their penis. Laying in bed alone at night, or in a hammock with a parrot. You start thinking, “Do I have a small penis or just gigantic balls?”

By the way, I think Maffew should be a guy we can post about on this thread, because he gives us gems like this:
https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/statuses/733000065166479360

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/ShawnMichaels/status/733117356747182080
Shawn slowly becoming a Penguins fan for the playoffs because of the HBK line has been great :allears:

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Sionistic posted:

Jeez how big is that tub

Wiki says he's billed at 375 lbs

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.

achillesforever6 posted:

Shawn slowly becoming a Penguins fan for the playoffs because of the HBK line has been great :allears:

If Phil Kessel hunts this could turn into something special

incredible bear
Jul 10, 2005

doing the bear maximum

oblique posted:

If Phil Kessel hunts this could turn into something special

He fishes a lot, which is like hunting in the sea, I'm sure he'd go for it. They both have a history of losing their smile too to bond over. I need to see these two hang out together.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Batista ranks right up there with Carrie Fisher in not giving a gently caress, and it is wonderful.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


He gives no fucks about himself, but like Mister E said, he quite clearly gives a gently caress about getting better storylines and conditions for the workers in the business. Rather than him giving no fucks, it's probably more like he gives the correct fucks.

He is an accurate fucker, so to speak.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Steph seems like she would really be into destroying a guys balls for sexy pleasure

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
She seems like she'd have a huge cock

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/ShawnMichaels/status/733117356747182080
Shawn slowly becoming a Penguins fan for the playoffs because of the HBK line has been great :allears:

depends on how much clothing he wears to the rink

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/733294349639778307

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.

:allears: That's just adorable.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

This is the best.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

oblique posted:

If Phil Kessel hunts this could turn into something special
Well a good hot dog stand can be hard to find in a busy city

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Steph seems like she would really be into destroying a guys balls for sexy pleasure

ICHIBAHN posted:

She seems like she'd have a huge cock

all of this sounds accurate and desirable to me

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
Well, according to F4W, WWE has trademarked the term "Lady Balls", so that might be what they're going with as the title of Steph's book.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
https://twitter.com/goldust/status/733284829085761537

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Oct 30, 2009

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ICHIBAHN posted:

She seems like she'd have a huge cock

Stephanies giant tits weren't the only things she got implanted.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

A TNA run will do that to you.

Dilbert Fanclub President
Oct 21, 2015

by Reene
Good for goldie getting his poo poo together. Dude looks better now than he ever did.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Goldust rules and I wish his feud with Cody hadn't bombed and he'd gotten his dream Mania retirement match

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Goldust was at my local indy a few years ago, and he was a total rear end in a top hat to little kids. Like swearing at them in the photo line and just not all there.


Glad to see he's got his poo poo together.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

This seems to be throwing shade on production staff having the unmitigated narcissism to ask for their paycheck

https://twitter.com/JadeTNA/status/733020523794419712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.

flashy_mcflash posted:

This seems to be throwing shade on production staff having the unmitigated narcissism to ask for their paycheck

https://twitter.com/JadeTNA/status/733020523794419712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

How dare they ask for money to pay bills. Have they tried not being poor?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

flashy_mcflash posted:

This seems to be throwing shade on production staff having the unmitigated narcissism to ask for their paycheck

https://twitter.com/JadeTNA/status/733020523794419712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

It's about Shelly Martinez.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

MassRafTer posted:

It's about Shelly Martinez.

Who's still unpaid for the match she did in March, apparently, right? Six of one...

e: it's probably one of the most viewed matches in the POP-era of TNA, for all the wrong reasons too.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Yeah, Shelly said something a day or so ago implying she was late on her pay.

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 21:17 on May 19, 2016

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Chris James 2 posted:

Yeah, Shelly said something a day or so ago implying she was late on her pay.

Good to see the people involved in the worst match of the year are still feuding strong

She wasn't even in the match, Rebel was.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


flashy_mcflash posted:

Who's still unpaid for the match she did in March, apparently, right? Six of one...

e: it's probably one of the most viewed matches in the POP-era of TNA, for all the wrong reasons too.

That Bryan and Vinny review was wonderful

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
If you can't pay someone $70 in five months you're literally less financially stable than a child with a $10 a week allowance.

just rust
Oct 23, 2012

What kind of egomaniac gets mad when it takes half a year or more after performing to get paid the agreed upon miniscule amount for their services!?! This kid need to learn little respect for the business, brother.

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004
At least Paul Heyman could talk you in to feeling better about not being paid.

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Gasp, people asking to be compensated an agreed amount for services rendered? My word, such nerve!

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