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Soarer
Jan 14, 2012

I JUST CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S PONY AVATARS

~SMcD
The fact that it can still move under its own power is kind of impressive.

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Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007



Ghillie car, for the sniper on the go

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

It's like something that was left at the bottom of a lake for a decade and then rolled out under its own power.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

The Door Frame posted:

I would argue that the massive Bro-Trucks and giant SUV's are the problem in that equation. I hate not being able to buy any of the super cool, tiny, foreign cars for fear of becoming paste under a truck driven by someone who has no need for, and doesn't pay enough attention to safely use, a vehicle that obnoxiously large. It's a lot of the same problems that motorcycles and scooters have, the vehicle itself is pretty safe as long as you aren't a moron and wear helmets, jackets, etc, but the real danger in riding is almost exclusively from other drivers on the road who won't bother to look before swerving into your lane and smashing your vehicle beneath them. Even if a FourTwo collided with a modern sedan, the sedan would crumple, making the occupants of both vehicles significantly safer than if it hit a larger vehicle that was structurally reinforced to handle the weight of the vehicle, the torque from the engine, and the stress of towing.


My anecdotes are much more tame, but my sister's Baby-daddy has an F-250 super duty that he parks at our place on his visitation days and parking behind it makes me really uncomfortable because his license plate is about level with the dash in my Civic. He could just back up on top of my car with no problems if he were so inclined, or just didn't look before reversing. My car is stock USDM with no adjustments to the ride height and his only has dealer upgrades, no real aftermarket stuff. My car would be perfectly safe if I were to hit or be hit by a normal vehicle, even vans and most SUV's would be ok because my car would take the hit in a crumple zone and safely buckle, keeping the majority of the force from reaching the cabin. Hell, I was able to smack into a ~110lb buck at 85 miles an hour and then drive for 400 miles after forcing the panel back out of the wheelwell because the crumpled metal deflected him away from the interior of the car instead of holding shape and sliding him over the hood.
No matter how safe I should be on the road, all of the crumple zones in the world can't protect me from a bumper that's just going directly over the safety features of my car in a crash

I don't disagree this is part of the equation. I never understood the whole big vehicle craze. Then again I'm young and have plenty of time to grow into it. However at a certain point any sufficiently small car becomes dangerous to operate at highway speeds because of the forces involved if you get into an accident.

Terrible content ahoy:



They guy just wants a WRX so bad :(

Also, I'm using my phone while driving, so a twofer.

eberbs
Aug 29, 2011

And I wonder, I still wonder, who'll stop the rain.
saw this at a local 711,Not sure if that mongoloid bumper is terrible or awesome

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

um excuse me posted:

I don't disagree this is part of the equation. I never understood the whole big vehicle craze. Then again I'm young and have plenty of time to grow into it. However at a certain point any sufficiently small car becomes dangerous to operate at highway speeds because of the forces involved if you get into an accident.


I was going to be an rear end post the NHTSA crash test data where Miatas of the same year outperform Jeep Cherokees for a whole generation, but after looking at the tests themselves, the National Highway Traffic Safety Association doesn't seem perform tests at highway speeds. The closest I found is the full frontal 35mph which is supposed to simulate 70mph collisions, but is extremely unhelpful considering that a wall behaves very differently than a car would on impact and it doesn't accurately reflect the effect that two vehicles would have on one another.

Then, I looked at IIHS and NCAP tests, and it looks like no one really does tests (or at least doesn't like to publish the results thereof) at actual highway speeds for all of the cars that are intended to drive on the highway, for reasons that are frankly beyond me. It's like they realized that there were no universal, cost effective safety measures that were reliable enough above 55mph and collectively chose to quietly ignore the fact that cars go faster than 35mph to improve the perceived safety of what they're selling :tinfoil:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


You're far less likely to hit something completely stationary on a 70mph road than you are on a 35mph road. Hitting a stationary vehicle at 70mph would probably be similar to hitting a grocery store at 35mph.

If all you want is mangled metal, here you go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7dG9UlzeFM

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

At first I thought this was some slammed rat rod thing but dear God it's so much worse

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

The Door Frame posted:

I was going to be an rear end post the NHTSA crash test data where Miatas of the same year outperform Jeep Cherokees for a whole generation, but after looking at the tests themselves, the National Highway Traffic Safety Association doesn't seem perform tests at highway speeds. The closest I found is the full frontal 35mph which is supposed to simulate 70mph collisions, but is extremely unhelpful considering that a wall behaves very differently than a car would on impact and it doesn't accurately reflect the effect that two vehicles would have on one another.

Not actually true, in a head on collision both vehicles are coming to a rapid stop. The effect is that they experience the collision as if the other object were a solid wall. You only start to see differences if the two bodies have significantly different masses, because the larger body has more momentum.. which I believe means the smaller body is going to recoil in the reverse direction somewhat.

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

The next evolution of hellaflush coming along nicely.

eberbs posted:

saw this at a local 711,Not sure if that mongoloid bumper is terrible or awesome



I would be OK with a new set of laws saying that if you're going to have a tall vehicle, your crash structure may be no higher than <x> to prevent underriding. They already enforce this on commercial trucks & tractor-trailers.

xzzy posted:

Not actually true, in a head on collision both vehicles are coming to a rapid stop. The effect is that they experience the collision as if the other object were a solid wall. You only start to see differences if the two bodies have significantly different masses, because the larger body has more momentum.. which I believe means the smaller body is going to recoil in the reverse direction somewhat.

Correct. That being said, if you're thinking about buying a larger vehicle exclusively because 'what happens in a head-on at 70mph', the assumption that in the event of a head-on collision both drivers will be applying full brakes and that actual impact velocities will be lower than the posted speed limit x2 isn't unreasonable. Or wasn't unreasonable until texting at the wheel became a thing.

IPCRESS fucked around with this message at 01:33 on May 19, 2016

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

xzzy posted:

Not actually true, in a head on collision both vehicles are coming to a rapid stop. The effect is that they experience the collision as if the other object were a solid wall. You only start to see differences if the two bodies have significantly different masses, because the larger body has more momentum.. which I believe means the smaller body is going to recoil in the reverse direction somewhat.

That's what I was getting at. Not all vehicles are uniform weight, or even from the same era of meterial composition or safety standards, so the wall test is a little disingenuous as "highway speed"

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

Powershift posted:



If all you want is mangled metal, here you go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7dG9UlzeFM

At first I was afraid it would be the videos of the impala crashing into a 50's car. Instead a focus died the death it deserves.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Meanwhile on reddit...

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

If the vehicle you're interested in has a variant sold in the eu try the euro NCAP tests, there are higher speed tests as well as vs a deformable object simulating another car.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

some texas redneck posted:

Meanwhile on reddit...



Babby wheels :3:

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

some texas redneck posted:

Meanwhile on reddit...



Body on frame on frame is the next big thing.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

CommieGIR posted:

It's like something that was left at the bottom of a lake for a decade and then rolled out under its own power.

Cthulhu's lowrider.

mekilljoydammit
Jan 28, 2016

Me have motors that scream to 10,000rpm. Me have more cars than Pick and Pull

The Door Frame posted:

I was going to be an rear end post the NHTSA crash test data where Miatas of the same year outperform Jeep Cherokees for a whole generation, but after looking at the tests themselves, the National Highway Traffic Safety Association doesn't seem perform tests at highway speeds. The closest I found is the full frontal 35mph which is supposed to simulate 70mph collisions, but is extremely unhelpful considering that a wall behaves very differently than a car would on impact and it doesn't accurately reflect the effect that two vehicles would have on one another.

Former crash testing lab / accident reconstruction guy here, whose dad is still in the industry - so I'm not as immersed in it any more but I keep track a bit.

There's a lot of study about "vehicle compatibility" going on, which is the industry word for "SUVs plowing into smaller poo poo". Turns out that, go figure, it's an issue for about the reasons you'd expect. Nobody's quite sure what to do about it though.

Hitting walls is not always the standard - there's a standardized honeycomb "deformable barrier" that's used in some tests that's supposed to crush sortakinda like the front of a car. But hitting walls is a harder standard to meet than hitting cars. There's also offset tests where just the side of the car hits a rigid wall, and I think some Euro tests have an offset test against the deformable barrier. Side impact tests has a 3000 "movable deformable barrier" smack the car; it's a big loving steel car with one of those honeycomb bits on the front.


The Door Frame posted:

Then, I looked at IIHS and NCAP tests, and it looks like no one really does tests (or at least doesn't like to publish the results thereof) at actual highway speeds for all of the cars that are intended to drive on the highway, for reasons that are frankly beyond me. It's like they realized that there were no universal, cost effective safety measures that were reliable enough above 55mph and collectively chose to quietly ignore the fact that cars go faster than 35mph to improve the perceived safety of what they're selling :tinfoil:

That's... actually not far off. They cloud it in justifications like "most accidents happen at lower speeds", which is, by far, true. Even on highways, a car hitting something at full speed without the driver having done anything to slow down is pretty rare, so 35mph isn't unreasonable. But hitting something at freeway speeds without slowing, there's just too much loving energy. It gets to a completely different strategy for saving the occupants because the "use structure as crumple zone" idea stops working when there's enough energy to crumple everything between the bumper and trunk.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

mekilljoydammit posted:

Former crash testing lab / accident reconstruction guy here, whose dad is still in the industry - so I'm not as immersed in it any more but I keep track a bit.

...

That's... actually not far off. They cloud it in justifications like "most accidents happen at lower speeds", which is, by far, true. Even on highways, a car hitting something at full speed without the driver having done anything to slow down is pretty rare, so 35mph isn't unreasonable. But hitting something at freeway speeds without slowing, there's just too much loving energy. It gets to a completely different strategy for saving the occupants because the "use structure as crumple zone" idea stops working when there's enough energy to crumple everything between the bumper and trunk.

Is there a single speed where, no matter what vehicle you are in, if you exceed it and hit something solid, the occupants will die?

i.e. doesn't matter if you are in a Volvo or a F150, if you hit a wall at >x mph, you will die?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

spog posted:

Is there a single speed where, no matter what vehicle you are in, if you exceed it and hit something solid, the occupants will die?

i.e. doesn't matter if you are in a Volvo or a F150, if you hit a wall at >x mph, you will die?

The crazy wrecks that F1 drivers have gotten themselves in to and walked away from suggests that speed is a lot higher than anything we'll ever see on public roads.

Maybe look at airplane crashes to figure out the always-lethal velocity.

Ormy
Apr 5, 2005

spog posted:

Is there a single speed where, no matter what vehicle you are in, if you exceed it and hit something solid, the occupants will die?

i.e. doesn't matter if you are in a Volvo or a F150, if you hit a wall at >x mph, you will die?

Terminal velocity.

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


some texas redneck posted:

Meanwhile on reddit...



Ignoring the frame, I saw something similar up here. Jacked up F-350 rolling with I think 21's or something. Looked loving silly.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

xzzy posted:

The crazy wrecks that F1 drivers have gotten themselves in to and walked away from suggests that speed is a lot higher than anything we'll ever see on public roads.

Maybe look at airplane crashes to figure out the always-lethal velocity.

Sorry, I meant in modern road vehicles, not specialist ones such as F1/planes - a quick google says 65G is always fatal, but I'll bet a mass-produced commuter box isn't going to protect anywhere near that and you;ll die because the steering wheel has become intimately acquainted with your brain

mekilljoydammit
Jan 28, 2016

Me have motors that scream to 10,000rpm. Me have more cars than Pick and Pull

spog posted:

Is there a single speed where, no matter what vehicle you are in, if you exceed it and hit something solid, the occupants will die?

i.e. doesn't matter if you are in a Volvo or a F150, if you hit a wall at >x mph, you will die?

From looking at real world accidents, honestly, not really - crap gets really really flukey anyway. Think of glancing hits and stuff going cartwheeling or whatever instead of coming to a stop in one hit. In a frontal crash test scenario, well, it gets to a point where everything will be mangled past the driver compartment, but that's not like a single speed.

F-1 and such are an example of completely different crash safety strategies. Crumple zones in street cars aren't that much stiffer than the rest of the structure really, so stuff just keeps yielding. Modern car chassis, the central tub is fantastically strong and surrounded with all sorts of stuff that will deform first - there's actually engineered chunks of honeycomb in the front and rear to absorb a lot more energy than production car crumple zones will, but the idea is when you get past that nothing should be deforming. And the drivers are strapped in tightly enough that they basically decellerate at the same rate as the rest of the chassis, vs production cars where it's a lot more... variable.

And 65G isn't always fatal. G forces aren't G forces, it depends where it's applied and how long. For that matter, I *think* (it's been a while so don't quote me) that 65Gs isn't even that bad of a crash rating in a side test.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

mekilljoydammit posted:

From looking at real world accidents, honestly, not really - crap gets really really flukey anyway. Think of glancing hits and stuff going cartwheeling or whatever instead of coming to a stop in one hit. In a frontal crash test scenario, well, it gets to a point where everything will be mangled past the driver compartment, but that's not like a single speed.

F-1 and such are an example of completely different crash safety strategies. Crumple zones in street cars aren't that much stiffer than the rest of the structure really, so stuff just keeps yielding. Modern car chassis, the central tub is fantastically strong and surrounded with all sorts of stuff that will deform first - there's actually engineered chunks of honeycomb in the front and rear to absorb a lot more energy than production car crumple zones will, but the idea is when you get past that nothing should be deforming. And the drivers are strapped in tightly enough that they basically decellerate at the same rate as the rest of the chassis, vs production cars where it's a lot more... variable.

And 65G isn't always fatal. G forces aren't G forces, it depends where it's applied and how long. For that matter, I *think* (it's been a while so don't quote me) that 65Gs isn't even that bad of a crash rating in a side test.

If you don't wear seatbelts in a car with a bunch of airbags and crash will the airbags be more dangerous

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Siochain posted:

Ignoring the frame, I saw something similar up here. Jacked up F-350 rolling with I think 21's or something. Looked loving silly.

That's becoming somewhat common here when guys run out their first $4,000 set of the 44" tires that fit their lift, and see chinese 35x12.5s for $1000.

I've got 34"x11"s on a stock 2wd. you can imagine how small they would look on a truck with a 14 inch lift.

wallaka
Jun 8, 2010

Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

spog posted:

Sorry, I meant in modern road vehicles, not specialist ones such as F1/planes - a quick google says 65G is always fatal, but I'll bet a mass-produced commuter box isn't going to protect anywhere near that and you;ll die because the steering wheel has become intimately acquainted with your brain

Looking at that footage and per Paul Walker, 120 seems to definitely do it.

mekilljoydammit
Jan 28, 2016

Me have motors that scream to 10,000rpm. Me have more cars than Pick and Pull

Throatwarbler posted:

If you don't wear seatbelts in a car with a bunch of airbags and crash will the airbags be more dangerous

If you're not wearing seatbelts, understand that all the variables get really weird for obvious reasons. All the crash safety stuff (crumple zones, where they put the bracing, air bags, etc) is based around the driver and passengers being in basically the right place. So basically, in a real crash, who knows? I seem to recall though that they did change some of the airbag parameters quite some time ago to try to account better for unbelted occupants but it's kind of a stupid concept IMO.

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


Powershift posted:

That's becoming somewhat common here when guys run out their first $4,000 set of the 44" tires that fit their lift, and see chinese 35x12.5s for $1000.

I've got 34"x11"s on a stock 2wd. you can imagine how small they would look on a truck with a 14 inch lift.

Hahah yep. Mining town here, so, likely the same thing. Just looks comedic as gently caress.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

xzzy posted:

The crazy wrecks that F1 drivers have gotten themselves in to and walked away from suggests that speed is a lot higher than anything we'll ever see on public roads.


Not really a fair comparison. For one that an F1 car's crash structures dissipate a huge amount of energy as they disintegrate, plus the driver is extremely securely mounted in the car and is wearing a helmet and HANS device.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

drgitlin posted:

Not really a fair comparison. For one that an F1 car's crash structures dissipate a huge amount of energy as they disintegrate, plus the driver is extremely securely mounted in the car and is wearing a helmet and HANS device.

Then the question was a bad question because it stipulated "no matter what vehicle you are in".

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

spog posted:

Is there a single speed where, no matter what vehicle you are in, if you exceed it and hit something solid, the occupants will die?

i.e. doesn't matter if you are in a Volvo or a F150, if you hit a wall at >x mph, you will die?

1000mph, no survivors.
500mph, almost certainly no survivors.
250mph, I'd put money on no survivors.
200mph? Define survive.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Listed as a "caprice rat rod"

A 4 door turned into a 2 door the ugly way.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
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Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Powershift posted:

Listed as a "caprice rat rod"

A 4 door turned into a 2 door the ugly way.



Man, at that point, why not ditch the trunklid entirely and rock a Capricamino?

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Man, at that point, why not ditch the trunklid entirely and rock a Capricamino?

Obviously so that they can confuse people as to which way it's facing

Soarer
Jan 14, 2012

I JUST CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S PONY AVATARS

~SMcD

mekilljoydammit posted:

And 65G isn't always fatal. G forces aren't G forces, it depends where it's applied and how long. For that matter, I *think* (it's been a while so don't quote me) that 65Gs isn't even that bad of a crash rating in a side test.

I build accelorometers that get used in crash test dummies. The ones we make sense to 20,000 Gs.

mekilljoydammit
Jan 28, 2016

Me have motors that scream to 10,000rpm. Me have more cars than Pick and Pull
When I was there, we were using only something like 2000g Endevcos in the SIDs. That was a while ago though.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

IPCRESS posted:

I would be OK with a new set of laws saying that if you're going to have a tall vehicle, your crash structure may be no higher than <x> to prevent underriding. They already enforce this on commercial trucks & tractor-trailers.
This is the law in most states that aren't populated by people with cow poo poo between their toes. Is it enforced? Depends on what cop sees the jalopy in question.

Throatwarbler posted:

If you don't wear seatbelts in a car with a bunch of airbags and crash will the airbags be more dangerous
It really depends. NHTSA requirements are that the simulations and tests show you could survive even if not belted in, because we have to protect retards from their stupidity. You will do a whole hell of a lot better if you are belted in however.

mekilljoydammit posted:

If you're not wearing seatbelts, understand that all the variables get really weird for obvious reasons. All the crash safety stuff (crumple zones, where they put the bracing, air bags, etc) is based around the driver and passengers being in basically the right place. So basically, in a real crash, who knows? I seem to recall though that they did change some of the airbag parameters quite some time ago to try to account better for unbelted occupants but it's kind of a stupid concept IMO.
Advanced frontal airbags. As with the original airbag requirement it was phased in, rather than going from zero to 100% of production for a certain year.

http://www.safercar.gov/Vehicle+Shoppers/Air+Bags/Advanced+Frontal+Air+Bags

quote:

Beginning September 1, 2003, 20 percent of each manufacturer's vehicles intended for sale in the United States must meet NHTSA's advanced frontal air bag requirements. The percentage will increase to 65 percent by September 1, 2004 for 2005 Model Year vehicles and to 100 percent by September 1, 2005 for 2006 Model Year vehicles. All passenger cars and light trucks produced after September 1, 2006 will have advanced frontal air bags.

Effectively what the ACU does is monitor the seat position (if possible), seatbelt latch sensor, weight of occupant in seat (if possible), and any other parameters it can read and decide if it should go with a full-force deployment or a reduced-force deployment, which comes into play if a small/light person or short airbag-to-face distances are involved.

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
From the terrible poo poo on deviantart gbs thread


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