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Gortarius posted:I would like to see Jesus pull out someones spinal cord in a Mortal Kombat vs. Bible game. jesus could turn their blood into wine whilst still in the body. brutal
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Angry Diplomat posted:Mortal Kombat is the Warhammer 40k of fighting games. It can be fun but the people who get all It's making changes for ideological reasons that kills off creativity cos every decision becomes a minefield of issues.
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about any notion of changing any of its weird gross sacred cows are pretty much exactly the same, i.e. even more ridiculous than the game they love. It's all very Corporate Attitude tbh.
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DeepQantas posted:Imagine hiring a christian fundamentalist as a designer for your Mortal Kombat sequel. known anti-robot zealots, the feminists also mortal kombat 10 isn't particularly embarassing, idk what the blue ribbon guy is rambling about
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Please domt ruin Bartley 2 with feminim, I would of thought Tale of Games stood for free speech :/
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FactsAreUseless posted:I hate you all so much. now this guy, he represents the true doom lifestyle at its fullest
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DeepQantas posted:Imagine hiring a christian fundamentalist as a designer for your Mortal Kombat sequel. It worked for the Wolfenstein SNES port, which is now on Steam. http://store.steampowered.com/app/371180/
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oddium posted:jesus could turn their blood into wine whilst still in the body. brutal that's probably how alcoholics want to die
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Neurolimal posted:known anti-robot zealots, the feminists
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DeepQantas posted:Sexbots are womanifying objects
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Switch the words "woman" and "object" and you'll see.
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i wish i could switch the words with a good post
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oddium posted:i wish i could switch the words with a good post Good posts not a requirement in this here topic. For reference: check out my posts.
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the more bad posts there are, the more dwarfnet material there is 
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Butt Ox posted:the more bad posts there are, the more dwarfnet material there is We are biological AIs interacting with an artificial reality, created for the one singular purpose of generating dwarfnet shitposts, when they have enough we'll be unplugged and left to rot.
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DeepQantas posted:Imagine hiring a christian fundamentalist as a designer for your Mortal Kombat sequel. Almost as bad as hiring a mormon to design Doom.
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Fuschia tude posted:Almost as bad as hiring a mormon to design Doom. I googled "mormon protest" and the first thing that came up was people leaving the church over their same-sex policy. That doesn't sound like ideological commitment. e. Sandy Petersen is a D&D/Call of Cthulu/Runequest nerd who has no problem with satanic elements in games. There's just no comparison. DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 11:20 on May 15, 2016 |
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sinking belle posted:Please domt ruin Bartley 2 with feminim, I would of thought Tale of Games stood for free speech :/  They've already been infiltrated by intersectional feminists. I bet they don't even play basketball.
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I don't play B-Ball, but I like soccer. Anyways, I heard a rumour that ToG work streams are making a comeback. You know, the ones where they sit in front of computers pushing buttons on the keyboard for couple of hours with an average of 6 viewers (from which at least 4 are from ToG).
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Gortarius posted:I don't play B-Ball, but I like soccer. this is the first time i regret kickstarting this vidcon.
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Soccer/feetpushball is a shameful sport because there is no dunking mechanic
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finally, a game that allows me to identify as a male dwarf other
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That better be a checkbox poll...
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DeepQantas posted:Too late: Gonna tick all those boxes...
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RVWinkle posted:That better be a checkbox poll... There really should be, looking at Barkley 2 aggregate dating would be amazing. 
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Wamdoodle posted:Gonna tick all those boxes... can we tick none of the boxes???
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senae posted:can we tick none of the boxes??? Yes.
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actually you can't do any of that because that is just a jpg and the game does not exist
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ALFbrot posted:actually you can't do any of that because that is just a jpg and the game does not exist You can print it out and check all the boxes.
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Modders will even be able to create new options using the accessible BIC (Barkley Interactive Creator) pens
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That's some emergent rear end gameplay right there. We truly live in the age of interactive multimedia. CD-ROM
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RVWinkle posted:rear end gameplay SOLD!
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Gortarius posted:You can print it out and check all the boxes. gently caress no one told me you need an expensive peripheral to play this game
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really bringing back the pen-and-paper rpg roots
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kikkelivelho posted:gently caress no one told me you need an expensive peripheral to play this game Hello, you don't have a sweet gaming rig? I don't think you're true DOOM-MURDERHEAD at all!
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kikkelivelho posted:gently caress no one told me you need an expensive peripheral to play this game The required hardware is actually pretty cheap http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=game%20boy%20printer&clk_rvr_id=1032211018005&mfe=search
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Hey look, a kickstarter update. Thanks bhroom. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/talesofgames/barkley-2-an-rpg-sequel-to-barkley-shut-up-and-jam/posts/1349919 Dev dudes, how is chef? He's been dead on twitter and here since Jan.
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NickPancakes posted:Dev dudes, how is chef? He's been dead on twitter and here since Jan. Yeah whats up with that?
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