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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
poo poo!

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Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid
I have a beef with all of you.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I'm not a fan either, but let's not get punitive about it.


E- picture for new page:

Cocaine Bear has a new favorite as of 08:40 on May 19, 2016

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


bawk

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Would be funnier if the note was next to a cooked chicken.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Paladinus posted:

Would be funnier if the note was next to a cooked chicken.

"If you will not provide breakfast, you will provide dinner!" :commissar:

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe
isn't that a rooster?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Elfgames posted:

isn't that a rooster?

Looks more like some kind of pastry, really.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Look at that massive cock!

This derail is getting pungent, time to start over.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Elfgames posted:

isn't that a rooster?

What? No. Hens have the cockles or whatever the red things are, too (and if the flock lacks a rooster, one hen will crow and beat offensive things up.)

Farming 101: cocks are weird

Scathach has a new favorite as of 10:04 on May 19, 2016

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Elfgames posted:

isn't that a rooster?

"Only Roosters don't lay eggs, do they?"

"Don't they?"

"Naw, it's a lady thing apparently. Ask yer mum about it."

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
A friend spotted this in a store. It's a real movie.


He didn't buy it. :argh:

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A friend spotted this in a store. It's a real movie.


He didn't buy it. :argh:

For $35, I'd be more worried if he did..

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

New Leaf posted:

For $35, I'd be more worried if he did..

You can't put a price on a lifetime of memories. :colbert:

Edit: luckily it's available on Amazon, and a bunch more quality movies as well!

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 11:58 on May 19, 2016

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
This pun derail is so directionless, I left right in the middle

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe

Marta Velasquez posted:

forced loss edit.

The worst euphemism for an abortion, surely.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

WarpedNaba posted:

"Only Roosters don't lay eggs, do they?"

"Don't they?"

"Naw, it's a lady thing apparently. Ask yer mum about it."

I thought that was the joke, that roosters don't lay eggs and thus the sign but i was mistaken i am not very chicken literate, please don't ban me for asking chicken questions this isn't PI

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Elfgames posted:

I thought that was the joke, that roosters don't lay eggs and thus the sign but i was mistaken i am not very chicken literate, please don't ban me for asking chicken questions this isn't PI

I can promise you that's a chicken (a really jerk, lazy chicken) but I totally understand goons that didn't grow up on farms. It's okay to be chicken-illitrate.

Here, have some space chickens.

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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Scathach posted:

I can promise you that's a chicken (a really jerk, lazy chicken) but I totally understand goons that didn't grow up on farms. It's okay to be chicken-illitrate.

Here, have some space chickens.



FANCY CHICKENS :neckbeard:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-X4SLhorvw

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

You can't put a price on a lifetime of memories. :colbert:

Edit: luckily it's available on Amazon, and a bunch more quality movies as well!


Terror at Blood Fart Lake is the Citizen Kane of movies.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


:captainpop:

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Random Stranger posted:

Terror at Blood Fart Lake is the Citizen Kane of movies.

I got inspired and rented this on Amazon since it was only 99 cents. It is certainly...something. A disappointing lack of blood farts though.

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

Scathach posted:

I can promise you that's a chicken (a really jerk, lazy chicken) but I totally understand goons that didn't grow up on farms. It's okay to be chicken-illitrate.

Here, have some space chickens.



Of course it's a chicken. More importantly, it's a hen.

Sorry.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Murphy Brownback posted:

A disappointing lack of blood farts

How do you feel knowing you are possibly the first person to ever put those words together in that particular permutation?



edit:

PYF Punny Pictures: A disappointing lack of blood farts

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A friend spotted this in a store. It's a real movie.


He didn't buy it. :argh:

I can't believe I just went to imdb and searched for "antfarm dickhole" and it actually worked. I guess I was expecting this to be something so low budget that it wouldn't even be listed. It even has two user reviews.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

davebo posted:

I can't believe I just went to imdb and searched for "antfarm dickhole" and it actually worked. I guess I was expecting this to be something so low budget that it wouldn't even be listed. It even has two user reviews.

It also has a Parents Guide page.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Parent's Guide: The movie is called Antfarm Dickhole, seriously do not let your children watch this terrible piece of cinema.

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

Marta Velasquez posted:

It also has a Parents Guide page.

Thank you for this.

IMDB Parents Guide posted:

Ants attack and kill a few people. Not very gory, but it happens a lot as it's the central theme of the movie.

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

quote:

The main theme of the movie is that a man has ants coming out of his penis.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

This current page has been very titillating.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
It has me shivering with anticipation.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Dillbag posted:

cooler with soud, gently caress jiffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kmh4BbJPz8

The aids?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Well, wear a condom then.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A friend spotted this in a store. It's a real movie.


He didn't buy it. :argh:

I watched this movie in its entirety about a year ago. AMA.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


bitterandtwisted posted:

Ramsay Bolton Wanderers?

NICE!!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Hyperlynx posted:

Well, wear a condom then.

Are you crazy? Then he'd have a condom full of angry ants on his penis.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




The name is Boots... Kinky Boots :gin:

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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

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