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Dylanthulhu posted:I do in-home care for people with developmental disabilities. My day consist of watching this dude swing, cooking his meals, and stopping him from murdering everyone around him because he can't have a soda. Or because someone talked about Santa. Or figure skating. Or spandex in general. Or dogs. Or really any holiday, holiday figure, any activity where the participants wear tight clothing, his family, the police, hospitals, funeral homes, black people, bun hair styles, inflatable objects, white t-shirts, walking up hills, heavy metal music, Slenderman, the dark, bathrooms, food without ranch dressing ... All of these things throw this man into a violent fury. Upon discovering that I used to wear my hair in a bun he ripped a Cthulhu For President shirt completely off of my body in one yank. Show him goatse.
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Dylanthulhu posted:How about a picture of the type of nonsense I get paid to do? Took my client to the park today and while we were there I hopped a fence to pose with the ancient mining equipment.  Which I turned into this almost as soon as I got it transferred from the camera onto the computer:  Also, your job sounds stressful. You're pretty awesome for doing it. I know I couldn't.
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Dylanthulhu posted:I do in-home care for people with developmental disabilities. My day consist of watching this dude swing, cooking his meals, and stopping him from murdering everyone around him because he can't have a soda. Or because someone talked about Santa. Or figure skating. Or spandex in general. Or dogs. Or really any holiday, holiday figure, any activity where the participants wear tight clothing, his family, the police, hospitals, funeral homes, black people, bun hair styles, inflatable objects, white t-shirts, walking up hills, heavy metal music, Slenderman, the dark, bathrooms, food without ranch dressing ... All of these things throw this man into a violent fury. Upon discovering that I used to wear my hair in a bun he ripped a Cthulhu For President shirt completely off of my body in one yank. Good on you for doing that job. Is that why you took the piercings out?
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schnickety scribe posted:Also, your job sounds stressful. You're pretty awesome for doing it. I know I couldn't. Thanks! It really got a lot easier when I realized I could just treat him like a buddy who had too much to drink and is kind of pissy. He really is a blast when he's in a good mood. We had this little conversation at a dance the company I work for had for the clients. He got to go for about 45 minutes before dude got too over-socialized for his comfort.  : Dylan? : Yeah, buddy?: Do you, uhh... see da girl in da green stretchy pants?: I sure do, dude. (I was also admiring the green stretchy pants. Apparently his phobia of tight clothing doesn't extend to cute girls in yoga pants.): Ilidat. (He expresses enjoyment by hissing "I like that." as one word and it's the funniest thing ever. All of his staff ends up doing it.)And now I need a tank. I already own a Soviet flag, so many opportunities.  10 Beers posted:Good on you for doing that job. Is that why you took the piercings out? Yes it is! Then I got to the office and saw the garden of neck tattoos, including the one my interviewer had. With so many goons with birds I have to know: Have any of you tried playing Hatebeak around them? I've tried playing Caninus around dogs and it didn't go well. Edit again: I really love my job. I have a degree in English/Secondary Education. I finished the degree because I was a semester from completing it when I realized I really don't want to teach. I wanted to be in a classroom because I was a transplant to the bumpkin town I grew up in and my teachers made me feel less lonely. I wanted to make someone feel better about being who they are and I get to do that now. It didn't really hit me until I looked at my Philosophy of Education essay from college and realized I used this Vonnegut quote in it. Vonnegut posted:What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured. UwUnabomber has a new favorite as of 13:20 on May 19, 2016 |
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cash crab posted:I suspect you're actually a pretty chill and reasonable person to be honest, more chill than someone who makes snarky comments for no reason for example Actually I also suspect this, and I also think she is pretty and my comment about her picture is what is known, to some users here, as a light hearted joke.
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Minimalist Program posted:Actually I also suspect this, and I also think she is pretty and my comment about her picture is what is known, to some users here, as a light hearted joke. I am going to compliment you so hard when you post your picture in this thread I am sure it will be very soon.
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Minimalist Program posted:Actually I also suspect this, and I also think she is pretty and my comment about her picture is what is known, to some users here, as a light hearted joke.  Sorry.
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titties posted:I am going to compliment you so hard when you post your picture in this thread I am sure it will be very soon. Once my crying @ the airport MEGATHREAD stops being such a massive reader draw in GBS and I get some spare time back from maintaining it/producing content for it, I will definitely post my picture and I look forward to your feedback.
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Minimalist Program posted:Once my crying @ the airport MEGATHREAD stops being such a massive reader draw in GBS and I get some spare time back from maintaining it/producing content for it, I will definitely post my picture and I look forward to your feedback. i have been lurking this thread for years waiting to see your picture... 
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Dylanthulhu posted:I do in-home care for people with developmental disabilities. My day consist of watching this dude swing, cooking his meals, and stopping him from murdering everyone around him because he can't have a soda. Or because someone talked about Santa. Or figure skating. Or spandex in general. Or dogs. Or really any holiday, holiday figure, any activity where the participants wear tight clothing, his family, the police, hospitals, funeral homes, black people, bun hair styles, inflatable objects, white t-shirts, walking up hills, heavy metal music, Slenderman, the dark, bathrooms, food without ranch dressing ... All of these things throw this man into a violent fury. Upon discovering that I used to wear my hair in a bun he ripped a Cthulhu For President shirt completely off of my body in one yank. i agree with him wrt man buns
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Dylanthulhu posted:And now I need a tank. I already own a Soviet flag, so many opportunities. I mean, just look at it.  (holy crap, I've lost so much weight since that pic was taken). I, too, would like a tank one day, though. Preferably a Sherman Crocodile. Because Civil War joke. Dylanthulhu posted:Have any of you tried playing Hatebeak around them?
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schnickety scribe posted:No, but Simon did used to really like metal. He'd happily bounce to the Metalocalypse opening. That sounds like the best thing.
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schnickety scribe posted:I've got a Serbian Zastova m92 PAP (well, it's not mine, but it and the person who owns it live in the same apartment as me). It's classified as a pistol in the U.S., which I find both hilarious and disturbing. Can you guess why I feel this way? Just lol if you think you need to lose weight in this pic
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LingcodKilla posted:You are breaking the law using the forward part as a grip btw. You just turned it into a short barrel rifle with no tax stamp. Dude. She's got on Oakleys. She's one of the "good ones"
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VendaGoat posted:Dude. She's got on Oakleys. She's one of the "good ones" Dunno she looks pretty bad to the bone to me.
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LingcodKilla posted:You are breaking the law using the forward part as a grip btw. You just turned it into a short barrel rifle with no tax stamp. Angled fore grips do not make it an SBR, only a vertical fore grip does that. She is legal and 
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schnickety scribe posted:I've got a Serbian Zastova m92 PAP (well, it's not mine, but it and the person who owns it live in the same apartment as me). It's classified as a pistol in the U.S., which I find both hilarious and disturbing. Can you guess why I feel this way? As has already been pointed out, if it was legally a rifle, it would be a class III firearm (short barreled rifle) and require the same licensing as a fully automatic weapon. I believe they get away with it by the fact that is has no shoulder-stock at all. A shoulder-stock or the mentioned vertical fore-grip would make it class III. Also agree that nobody in that photograph has any need to lose weight (unlike myself).
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Apprentice Dick posted:Angled fore grips do not make it an SBR, only a vertical fore grip does that. She is legal and  ...granted, I'll have to correct you on the part, as I have not fired it. I've watched others fire it, though. It is really loving loud, really inaccurate, the fireball is big, and there's a visible blast wave (which is really awesome) when firing in a grassy area from the soundwave and/or fireball. Maybe I'll fire it once my SO pays his however much to wait 6 months for the gubermint to say it's okay to put a stock on it (I grew up with shotguns and trap shooting, so I like a gun I can brace against my shoulder; that being said, I did shoot regular pistols for the first time recently and it was pretty cool). And also once it's sighted in. Because it's kind of poo poo right now. The Locator posted:As has already been pointed out, if it was legally a rifle, it would be a class III firearm (short barreled rifle) and require the same licensing as a fully automatic weapon. I believe they get away with it by the fact that is has no shoulder-stock at all. A shoulder-stock or the mentioned vertical fore-grip would make it class III. SO would prefer to pay the $$$ and short-barrel rifle it, though, so I don't think he'll be putting an arm brace on it (also all the ??? about which way the laws are going makes both of us leery). And he's been too busy Warhammering it up, so I don't see that happening anytime soon anyway. I don't care one way or another (as long as it's legal, of course), I just think it's neat. jeff smisek posted:Just lol if you think you need to lose weight in this pic The Locator posted:Also agree that nobody in that photograph has any need to lose weight.  . It's less of a "Wow I needed to lose weight" and more of a "Cool, look at that, I'm different now." I don't know. I'm weird.VendaGoat posted:Dude. She's got on Oakleys. She's one of the "good ones" Teagan posted:
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Dylanthulhu posted:I do in-home care for people with developmental disabilities. My day consist of watching this dude swing, cooking his meals, and stopping him from murdering everyone around him because he can't have a soda. Or because someone talked about Santa. Or figure skating. Or spandex in general. Or dogs. Or really any holiday, holiday figure, any activity where the participants wear tight clothing, his family, the police, hospitals, funeral homes, black people, bun hair styles, inflatable objects, white t-shirts, walking up hills, heavy metal music, Slenderman, the dark, bathrooms, food without ranch dressing ... All of these things throw this man into a violent fury. Upon discovering that I used to wear my hair in a bun he ripped a Cthulhu For President shirt completely off of my body in one yank. Very cool. Thanks for sharing!
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RFC2324 posted:I nearly stole a tank once, but i pussed out I sternly scolded a bear that was coming towards me and it went away, it made me feel somewhat accomplished.
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Picnic Princess posted:I sternly scolded a bear that was coming towards me and it went away, it made me feel somewhat accomplished. ^^^See this. This is badass. Way more badass than holding a scary looking gun. I can only desire to be this badass. One day I may be.
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Someone post that extremely Canadian "FAAAACK YOUUU, BEAAAAR!" video.
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schnickety scribe posted:^^^See this. This is badass. Way more badass than holding a scary looking gun. I can only desire to be this badass. One day I may be. I was on a bike/walk trail by the river, and I have pretty poor eyesight, and saw what I thought were three rollerbladers, rocking back and forth. I looked back again and they were gone. Hmm. Kept walking. Turn, they are close, and one is taller than the others. Oh. Look. Black bears. I just kept walking. I got to a little rest area with the back to the bushes. I heard rustling and thought, wow girl, get your stupid rear end away from the bushes. I got up calmly and walked to the cars. Stood there wondering what else I could have done. I am a country girl and should have had some idea other than walking along with bears. The tall bear was smelling me. I figured that out later. I guess I smelled pretty okay. It was creepy that they were following me, but there was no harmful intent obviously. I still feel stupid though.
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My husband and I had a grizzly bear snuffling around our tent when we were 60km away from our car at 4 am one night, we had watched Grizzly Man just before leaving on the 4 night trip too. That was a mistake. Didn't sleep much after that. Don't watch Grizzly Man before backpacking in grizzly territory!
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Picnic Princess posted:My husband and I had a grizzly bear snuffling around our tent when we were 60km away from our car at 4 am one night, we had watched Grizzly Man just before leaving on the 4 night trip too. That was a mistake. Didn't sleep much after that. Don't watch Grizzly Man before backpacking in grizzly territory! Gack! I have only had raccoons and ghosts. You need to duct tape everything with raccoons. But least they don't kill you in your sleep.
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Inzombiac posted:I'm the same way with elephants and pigs. I'm the same way with goon selfies.
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If this thread produces a video of a bird bobbing along to the Dethintro or a Hatebeak song it will have made my ten bucks worth it.
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Dylanthulhu posted:If this thread produces a video of a bird bobbing along to the Dethintro or a Hatebeak song it will have made my ten bucks worth it. 
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Dylanthulhu posted:If this thread produces a video of a bird bobbing along to the Dethintro or a Hatebeak song it will have made my ten bucks worth it. You'll have to get that from Scribe, my bird is more of an alt-rock kinda guy
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