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didn't anyone ever tell google "don't shoot the messenger"? thank you
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dazjw posted:it shows you the caller. the person initiating the call who is expecting to be seen on video any second now. ok, i did misinterpret that i did not, however, misinterpret their messages app having built in advertising 
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May 19, 2016 04:34
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computer parts posted:ok, i did misinterpret that yes you did, none of those are ads
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May 19, 2016 04:38
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dazjw posted:yes you did, none of those are ads because it will only ever do that when you say "hey let's get italian food"
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May 19, 2016 04:40
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computer parts posted:because it will only ever do that when you say "hey let's get italian food" yes i'm sure they're going to add "get a new credit card?" prompts in there when you start talking about borrowing money or whatever
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May 19, 2016 04:48
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they will have "promoted" entries whether you're shopping for italian or credit cards
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May 19, 2016 04:54
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dazjw posted:yes i'm sure they're going to add "get a new credit card?" prompts in there when you start talking about borrowing money or whatever lets get a payday loan *literally all check into cash sites fill the screen*
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May 19, 2016 04:58
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I like to pick my nose before someone picks up, so this isn't going to ruin my social life at all.
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May 19, 2016 04:59
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Agile Vector posted:lets get a payday loan http://googlepublicpolicy.blogspot.com/2016/05/an-update-to-our-adwords-policy-on.html
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May 19, 2016 05:15
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I feel like hangouts already did that
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May 19, 2016 05:18
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dazjw posted:it shows you the caller. the person initiating the call who is expecting to be seen on video any second now. or, to be more precise, it shows the penis of the person initiating the unsolicited call to a woman
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May 19, 2016 05:24
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ShadowHawk posted:http://googlepublicpolicy.blogspot.com/2016/05/an-update-to-our-adwords-policy-on.html oh drat good on google
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May 19, 2016 05:27
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the new google keyboard is insanely good. you can depress and slide your thumb around on the space bar to track the cursor around to make edits easily. it never misreads my intent and works perfectly. Goldmine. Goldmine. GG
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May 19, 2016 05:51
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reaction gifs are for the dull and lazy
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May 19, 2016 06:03
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compuserved posted:*makes jerking off motions* preemptively!
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May 19, 2016 08:28
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hearing the other person ten seconds before or after a call would ruin so many relationships
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May 19, 2016 08:29
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who even facetimes irl it looks awkward as gently caress every time they do it in movies
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May 19, 2016 09:49
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Snapchat A Titty posted:who even facetimes irl Deaf people
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May 19, 2016 09:52
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zokie posted:Deaf people thats pretty cool i guess
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May 19, 2016 10:10
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Snapchat A Titty posted:who even facetimes irl I do it all the time with my parents and nieces because it's nice to see them when we talk. or my wife when we're apart for a while. or when I'm traveling internationally and making a real phone call is a pain in the rear end. and my wife does it with her sister and cousins and grandparents. so uh people with loved ones is the answer to your question
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May 19, 2016 11:29
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May 19, 2016 11:38
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...loving breeders
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May 19, 2016 11:54
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all in all its just another person glued to A CAR *guitar solo*
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May 19, 2016 11:58
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Smythe posted:the new google keyboard is insanely good. you can depress and slide your thumb around on the space bar to track the cursor around to make edits easily. it never misreads my intent and works perfectly. Goldmine. Goldmine. GG huh, that's pretty innovative
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May 19, 2016 13:52
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I was wondering how they were going to respond to apples 3D Touch because yeah being able to use your keyboard as a cursor owns
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May 19, 2016 14:49
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computer parts posted:because it will only ever do that when you say "hey let's get italian food" If it's just getting all nearby italian restaurants, none of who are paying for advertising, it's not advertising.
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May 19, 2016 15:17
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Mister Fister posted:If it's just getting all nearby italian restaurants, none of who are paying for advertising, it's not advertising. oh man it's 2004 again 
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May 19, 2016 15:45
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it is some kind of comment on the nature of modern man if people on the regular invite people out to eat with no thought in their head about what or where to eat beyond a broad category, letting google make all decisions beyond that i assume that the next version will just have you type "lunhc!=??" and an uber pulls up with people randomly invited from your google+ and drives you to a gas station for their famous tuna wrap
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May 19, 2016 15:46
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Mister Fister posted:If it's just getting all nearby italian restaurants, none of who are paying for advertising, it's not advertising. until it becomes popular and they start accepting payment for placement order
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May 19, 2016 15:47
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:it is some kind of comment on the nature of modern man if people on the regular invite people out to eat with no thought in their head about what or where to eat beyond a broad category, letting google make all decisions beyond that wtf are you talking about, its totally normal to be bored and text a friend to say "hey, got nothing going on, wanna grab a bite?"
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May 19, 2016 15:51
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how do you read that and not understand that what i am saying is that it is weird to not have an idea where you want to go, or your friend does, possibly making for an in itself interesting conversation. i cannot see the use in having google butt in in-line about that
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May 19, 2016 16:00
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Mister Fister posted:If it's just getting all nearby italian restaurants, none of who are paying for advertising, it's not advertising. business have to pay google to have their results and reviews show up and Google hires call centers to harass businesses into paying up. it's not so much advertising as it is literal extortion, especially if they convince business that this is how people with disposable income decide on where to spend money
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May 19, 2016 16:10
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yard salad posted:business have to pay google to have their results and reviews show up and Google hires call centers to harass businesses into paying up. it's not so much advertising as it is literal extortion, especially if they convince business that this is how people with disposable income decide on where to spend money I think you might be confusing Google with Yelp.
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May 19, 2016 16:15
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Mister Fister posted:I think you might be confusing Google with Yelp. No, Yelp isn't nearly as good at the extortion racket as google is
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May 19, 2016 16:18
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yard salad posted:and Google hires call centers to harass businesses into paying up. while there are plenty of seo fuckheads who pretend that they're from google to try and scam a sale, i'm not aware of google itself doing anything like this.
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May 19, 2016 16:22
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crusader_complex posted:all in all its just another person glued to A CAR *guitar solo*
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May 19, 2016 17:06
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Jabor posted:while there are plenty of seo fuckheads who pretend that they're from google to try and scam a sale, i'm not aware of google itself doing anything like this. my buddy worked for google maps, they would call up businesses and confirm location, opening hours, phone number etc but never charge for anything
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May 19, 2016 17:13
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Maximum Leader posted:my buddy worked for google maps, they would call up businesses and confirm location, opening hours, phone number etc but never charge for anything also like half the info for businesses is put in by rando google users
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May 19, 2016 17:19
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Mister Fister posted:If it's just getting all nearby italian restaurants, none of who are paying for advertising, it's not advertising. 
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my source is a bitter old barber. he claims he gets a daily call from different call centers wanting him to help boost his google pagerank or something. you're probably right though, it's likely an independent SEO company
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