Something minor: Red is my sister. Green is me making a dumb joke to my sister. Blue is some oblivious person. I am aware that my own sister is pregnant.
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# ? May 20, 2016 23:07 |
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Mak0rz posted:Baby with a gun or adult with a diaper? This wouldn't have happened if the gun had had a gun.
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# ? May 20, 2016 23:43 |
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chitoryu12 posted:That definitely looks like Blackpool Tower, but it might not be the hill the guy claims it is. I'm wondering if the perspective is all hosed up by using a heavily zoomed camera or something. Blackpool Tower (512ft) is visible from Winter Hill (1500ft), but I'd imagine you'd need something like a 400–600mm focal length to get a decent fidelity. Like this: There's also a 1000ft high transmitter on Winter Hill, which serves most of North West England. Hell, the signals even bled into parts of Yorkshire before the digital switchover. The top of the Snaefell (2034ft) is, on a clear day, visible from Blackpool beach; indeed, my parents used to challenge my sister and I to look for it when we were younger and went on day trips there. But good luck finding a clear day in Blackpool.
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# ? May 21, 2016 00:03 |
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# ? May 21, 2016 00:12 |
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Know your place, uggo.
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# ? May 21, 2016 00:16 |
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The guy from Eagles of Death Metal keeps claiming that members of the Bataclan security staff were involved in the Bataclan attacks, and he was also quoted saying "I saw Muslims celebrating in the street during the attack. I saw it with my own eyes. In real time! How did they know what was going on? There must have been coordination." Because of this, they were dropped from two French music festivals. Every comment on Facebook is basically this:
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# ? May 21, 2016 00:24 |
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Know your place, uggo.
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# ? May 21, 2016 00:26 |
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Know your place, uggo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTTzw8_83vg
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# ? May 21, 2016 00:27 |
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Every Nice Guy should be required to date someone they aren't attracted to before they're allowed to make complaints about people not wanting to date them. Similar to the concept of "everyone should have to work customer service".
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# ? May 21, 2016 00:42 |
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Admiral Joeslop posted:Something minor: What's the second secret???
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# ? May 21, 2016 00:42 |
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Otisburg posted:My son is also named Govert. Goverthaus
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# ? May 21, 2016 00:53 |
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This was shared to a friend's facebook group - the poster seems be a local photographer/videographer. Popcyan has a new favorite as of 00:59 on May 21, 2016 |
# ? May 21, 2016 00:54 |
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Wow look at the thigh-gap on that fatty
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# ? May 21, 2016 00:57 |
Admiral Joeslop posted:Something minor: So this is how season six of Game of Thrones ends.
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# ? May 21, 2016 01:09 |
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Popcyan posted:This was shared to a friend's facebook group - the poster seems be a local photographer/videographer. Sample episode of 24H: china bot has a new favorite as of 01:20 on May 21, 2016 |
# ? May 21, 2016 01:11 |
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Popcyan posted:This was shared to a friend's facebook group - the poster seems be a local photographer/videographer. I really want to know what constitutes a manly sport vs a girly sport.
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# ? May 21, 2016 01:15 |
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hyperhazard posted:I really want to know what constitutes a manly sport vs a girly sport. Probably physical contact
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# ? May 21, 2016 01:21 |
fullroundaction posted:What's the second secret??? I'm guessing gender/name of the baby. Who wants to hear more about my inane life details?
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# ? May 21, 2016 01:21 |
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china bot posted:The guy from Eagles of Death Metal keeps claiming that members of the Bataclan security staff were involved in the Bataclan attacks, and he was also quoted saying "I saw Muslims celebrating in the street during the attack. I saw it with my own eyes. In real time! How did they know what was going on? There must have been coordination."
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# ? May 21, 2016 01:32 |
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I love that most of those ideas have been done. Ever hear of Fear Factor or Biggest Loser (literally the same name) or any number of terrible reality shows.
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# ? May 21, 2016 01:35 |
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Ok Fella posted:"There should be 0 consequences for freedom of speech"- every dumbass racist piece of poo poo in America This is more accurate. "Mostly eyeballs and worms" counts as "Asian food" for these idiots?
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# ? May 21, 2016 01:57 |
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Didn't bother to screencap the first comment, but it was an unironic "This is exactly what happened" if you were wondering.
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# ? May 21, 2016 02:55 |
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# ? May 21, 2016 03:26 |
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No poo poo cayenne pepper will upset your stomach. That's what happens when you're not specific about anything other than the color. Try this red habanero!
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# ? May 21, 2016 03:35 |
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Got a little tickle in your throat? Eat this red Trinidad scorpion pepper, it'll push that tickle right out of there.
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# ? May 21, 2016 03:44 |
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Breast cancer? Eat bran!
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# ? May 21, 2016 04:03 |
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Health food for prevention cannot fail, it can only be failed. Had a stroke? Shoulda had green tea! Had a stroke and regularly drank green tea? Should had more green tea!
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# ? May 21, 2016 04:10 |
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Various comments from the NRA endorsement announcement on Donald Trump's Facebook page: china bot has a new favorite as of 04:19 on May 21, 2016 |
# ? May 21, 2016 04:16 |
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Are they blaming Obama for the recent state laws restricting transgender people from using public toilets?
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# ? May 21, 2016 05:20 |
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Also, I found this in the comments section of a case (it doesn't matter which one) in the Unsolved Mysteries archive
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# ? May 21, 2016 05:26 |
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I like to imagine that Cheryl uses so many commas in her typing because she is constantly out of breath, and is just letting us know that in her typing.
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# ? May 21, 2016 05:28 |
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"Have diarrhea? Eat this highly fibrous fruit! Maybe have some granola with it whole you're at it!"
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# ? May 21, 2016 05:50 |
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china bot posted:Sample episode of 24H:
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# ? May 21, 2016 05:51 |
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Tiggum posted:Are they blaming Obama for the recent state laws restricting transgender people from using public toilets? The anger at the idea of Washington defining us how we wish to be defined is something special.
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# ? May 21, 2016 06:10 |
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china bot posted:Various comments from the NRA endorsement announcement on Donald Trump's Facebook page: I like the first guy recognizing the constitution couldn't account for things invented later, but not how that affects guns.
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# ? May 21, 2016 06:26 |
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Diarrhea: Eat oxidized apple pulp, then eat a banana when that makes you sick.
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# ? May 21, 2016 06:38 |
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Popcyan posted:This was shared to a friend's facebook group - the poster seems be a local photographer/videographer. Not only are these pretty lame, but all of them aside form the pizza one have already been covered by at least one reality show. I'm not even sure how you'd pad out the pizza one into an entire 22 minutes of TV, though I could see it working as an on-field contest during downtime at a sports game.
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# ? May 21, 2016 06:38 |
Popcyan posted:This was shared to a friend's facebook group - the poster seems be a local photographer/videographer. This is my episode of that 24 Hours show, except I'm a ladygoon and wouldn't be wearing dress clothes:
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# ? May 21, 2016 06:41 |
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taiyoko posted:I'm a ladygoon and wouldn't be wearing clothes
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# ? May 21, 2016 06:50 |
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Popcyan posted:This was shared to a friend's facebook group - the poster seems be a local photographer/videographer. You can easily tell the age of the OP by how one of their reality show ideas is "Young people are addicted to technology! They'll go insane if they have to go a day without tweeting on Facebook!"
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# ? May 21, 2016 07:24 |