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bride is mortified to see that one bridesmaid's dress is a different shade of gray than the rest
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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May 15, 2016 22:40
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 13, 2024 07:30
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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bride is mortified to see that one bridesmaid's dress is a different shade of gray than the rest
thank you to the people who made this thread better than i could
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May 16, 2016 01:25
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- google THIS
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the maid of honor is in heat and the groom and several other male guests have a lot of explaining to do the morning after the reception
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May 16, 2016 02:45
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- MrWillsauce
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gross
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May 16, 2016 06:13
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- FutonForensic
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wedding planner: for your location, do you want to do an indoor ceremony, or do you want to go outside?
*dog couple loses their d@mn minds*
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May 16, 2016 06:17
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- FluffieDuckie
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wedding planner: for your location, do you want to do an indoor ceremony, or do you want to go outside?
*dog couple loses their d@mn minds*
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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May 16, 2016 06:18
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wedding planner: for your location, do you want to do an indoor ceremony, or do you want to go outside?
*dog couple loses their d@mn minds*
haha
*pats thread on head*
who's a good thread? you are!
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May 16, 2016 09:08
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- alnilam
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wedding planner: for your location, do you want to do an indoor ceremony, or do you want to go outside?
*dog couple loses their d@mn minds*
wedding planner, learning from her mistake: "now we get to the part where you... w-a-l-k down the aisle"
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May 16, 2016 12:09
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- google THIS
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wedding planner: for your location, do you want to do an indoor ceremony, or do you want to go outside?
*dog couple loses their d@mn minds*
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May 16, 2016 12:40
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- 1000 Sweaty Rikers
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*wedding march song begins as bride/bitch walks down aisle*
*groom excitedly wags tail and pisses self in anticipation*
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May 16, 2016 12:53
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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Bride throws the bouquet, it is returned by a guest. She throws it again, and it is returned by a guest. This continues until it is time to go home.
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May 16, 2016 16:21
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- Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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The best man stands up on his hind legs and starts barking his speech, all the other guests start barking too.
Thanks gibb3h!
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May 16, 2016 18:20
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- Macnult
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A young pup runs their paw around the rim of a wine glass, causing everyone in the room to start howling.
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May 16, 2016 18:22
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- Calus
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You heard right
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Bride drags her butt on the carpet all the way up the aisle.
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May 18, 2016 22:24
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- Piso Mojado
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lol @ this entire thread
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May 19, 2016 00:44
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- Android Blues
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wedding planner: for your location, do you want to do an indoor ceremony, or do you want to go outside?
*dog couple loses their d@mn minds*
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May 20, 2016 06:20
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- Robot Made of Meat
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option for dinner at the reception: wet food or dry food
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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May 20, 2016 16:02
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- Calus
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You heard right
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Everyone looking left in the wedding photo because a squirrel ran by when they were taking it.
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May 20, 2016 16:34
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ME
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May 20, 2016 18:34
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- social vegan
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bride walks up to trellis and instead of walking through it just sits there and watches you
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May 20, 2016 18:54
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The bitch's maids are all appalled by how much they have to shell out for hideous collars they'll NEVER be able to wear anywhere else.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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May 21, 2016 00:37
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Pozzo's Hat
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you may sniff the bride
edit: i didn't look at the posts before this one but this joke was made by Munchables a little further up the page so retroactive cred to them
HighwireAct fucked around with this message at 04:19 on May 21, 2016
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May 21, 2016 02:08
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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May 21, 2016 02:50
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- HighwireAct
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Pozzo's Hat
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How could you do this to me? At least wait a page before stealin a dudes dog wedding joke
oh man I legitimately didn't see that haha
sorry for the unintentional joke duplicate D:
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May 21, 2016 04:17
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- Piso Mojado
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lmbo. lol.
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May 21, 2016 05:52
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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The microphone has a small amount of feedback right before speeches, and everyone howls for the next ten minutes
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May 21, 2016 06:35
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- Adbot
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May 13, 2024 07:30
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- misty mountaintop
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At the dinner, you can have the Purina or the Kibbles n' Bits..
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