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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Stultus Maximus posted:

15/15 now I'm slightly concerned.

yea you should feel bad

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ellie the beep
Jun 15, 2007

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

Stultus Maximus posted:

15/15 now I'm slightly concerned.

i used to work at a pet supply store and i still only got 11/15

you need jesus

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Edminster posted:

i used to work at a pet supply store and i still only got 11/15

you need jesus

I dunno man, I don't think Jesus is into butt stuff.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Yeaaaa we moved here 6 months ago. My wife and I have done a double take on more than one occasion at this thing,

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Stultus Maximus posted:

15/15 now I'm slightly concerned.

Your avatar belongs in this thread.

First there was the Shake Weight, then came Free-Flexor. Now get ready for the next fitness revolution...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jby0I-zLj9c

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

skylined! posted:

Yeaaaa we moved here 6 months ago. My wife and I have done a double take on more than one occasion at this thing,

Take a video for this thread please.

TheNothingNew
Nov 10, 2008

Kilo147 posted:

I dunno man, I don't think Jesus is into butt stuff.

Jesus was clearly a foot man.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Kilo147 posted:

I dunno man, I don't think Jesus is into butt stuff.

"Get thee behind me, Satan."

Dude was a taker.

Mofette
Jan 9, 2004

Hey you! It's the sound, in your head goes round and round


This is a massive depression dick

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pTxgcooHiw

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Jay O
Oct 9, 2012

being a zombie's not so bad
once you get used to it

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

What the gently caress is that?

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Soulex posted:

What the gently caress is that?

Clam obviously.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Soulex posted:

What the gently caress is that?

In the glass? Maybe beer or possibly tea I suppose.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
clam.jpg

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Apply directly to your nuts.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



stubblyhead posted:

Apply directly to your nuts.

more like apply directly to your freakish amphibious mammalian midsection

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Snapchat A Titty posted:

more like apply directly to your freakish amphibious mammalian midsection



Ive seen this posted in the AUG thread, is it an actual whale or a weirdo in a suit? It seems to have knees.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Croisquessein posted:

Ive seen this posted in the AUG thread, is it an actual whale or a weirdo in a suit? It seems to have knees.

Honestly I don't know. I think it's supposed to be a Beluga, and as far as I can tell they they've lost hips or knees like the other whales, but they still have some heavily separated "leg" muscles going down to the tail. There's a bunch of images on the internet if you look for "beluga whale knee" anyway.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Croisquessein posted:

Ive seen this posted in the AUG thread, is it an actual whale or a weirdo in a suit? It seems to have knees.

But look at how wide that person's hips would be if those were legs in a suit.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Some of this has to be intentional.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

kimbo305 posted:

But look at how wide that person's hips would be if those were legs in a suit.

Hips...might lie?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Bobby Digital posted:

Hips...might lie?

:wth:

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




StandardVC10 posted:

Some of this has to be intentional.

If it's an advert done on purpose, yes it most likely is intentional. Sex sales.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



strangely, they actually intended to market it at like 90 year olds whose hips were giving out, hence the weird screw spraying down there, moistening up the ol' joints. problem is 90 year olds dont often have cars or even drivers licenses. thats why that brand is gone now. a leaf of history.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Bobby Digital posted:

Hips...might lie?

Shakira... I trusted you... :saddowns:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Snapchat A Titty posted:

Honestly I don't know. I think it's supposed to be a Beluga, and as far as I can tell they they've lost hips or knees like the other whales, but they still have some heavily separated "leg" muscles going down to the tail. There's a bunch of images on the internet if you look for "beluga whale knee" anyway.
Yeah



Still it's weird as hell.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Croisquessein posted:

Ive seen this posted in the AUG thread, is it an actual whale or a weirdo in a suit? It seems to have knees.

It's a small pastry.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Picnic Princess posted:

It's a small pastry.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Palpek posted:

Yeah



Still it's weird as hell.

fuuuuckin beluga is buff af. i cant handle it

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



calming down w this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS_6-IwMPjM

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Palpek posted:

Yeah



Still it's weird as hell.

And sailors wanted to gently caress these things back in the old days.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Roro posted:

And sailors wanted to gently caress these things back in the old days.

You wouldnt?!

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Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

I'm not mersexual, thanks.

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