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china bot posted:The guy from Eagles of Death Metal keeps claiming that members of the Bataclan security staff were involved in the Bataclan attacks, and he was also quoted saying "I saw Muslims celebrating in the street during the attack. I saw it with my own eyes. In real time! How did they know what was going on? There must have been coordination." Reminder that this dude was already crazy and saying batshit stuff even before the Bataclan attack: http://grantland.com/hollywood-pros...e-for-anything/
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china bot posted:Also, I found this in the comments section of a case (it doesn't matter which one) in the Unsolved Mysteries archive
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VoidBurger posted:Holy poo poo. I've never been so thankful for my ability to communicate on a basic level. I'm really starting to think that it's not bad communication, but some sort of code for the lizard people to unveil themselves and start eating Wisconsin.
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Leavemywife posted:I'm really starting to think that it's not bad communication, but some sort of code for the lizard people to unveil themselves and start eating Wisconsin. Florida first, please
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china bot posted:Various comments from the NRA endorsement announcement on Donald Trump's Facebook page: Idiots on Social Media: A Bicycle Can be Just As Deadly as a Gun in the Wrong Hands
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VoidBurger posted:Holy poo poo. I've never been so thankful for my ability to communicate on a basic level. It's like when you type paragraphs using your phone's next suggested word. "Anyways I hope you are looking for a few days they'll have to be an ama member to renew my own spit to extract it from the terrible ability to sober up very fast and easy to use the same time as the directors of the city of" etc. Maybe they fell asleep with their phone on their face, and thought it was easier to hit post than delete the gibberish.
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Little late on the Flat Earth chat there's a few Biblical references that strongly imply a flat Earth (four corners of earth, people seeing all of earth from a high spot etc) so there's a few crazy sects that believe round earth is a scientific conspiracy like evolution aimed at disproving the Bible. Just for those that were wondering why anyone would think there'd be a conspiracy about making the earth round. Of course there's also straight up schizophrenics that see a conspiracy in everything anyway.
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Darkhold posted:Little late on the Flat Earth chat there's a few Biblical references that strongly imply a flat Earth (four corners of earth, people seeing all of earth from a high spot etc) so there's a few crazy sects that believe round earth is a scientific conspiracy like evolution aimed at disproving the Bible. What's metaphor, precious
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May 21, 2016 10:00
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I'm the good looking guy in the top panel
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May 21, 2016 10:02
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Weatherman posted:What's metaphor, precious What are biblical literalists, precious
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May 21, 2016 10:16
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Lol at whoever posted monkey tennis on the TV ideas post
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Frankston posted:I'm the good looking guy in the top panel I'm the fat woman with all the tchochkes and cat photos three cubicles down who never exists to either of the kinds of men in that comic.
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May 21, 2016 11:25
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Weatherman posted:What's metaphor, precious  uhh ok then.
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Sometimes I get the impression that people who do this are actually much worse at socializing than they realize and their problems aren't based too much on appearance. As someone closer to the second guy than the first one, here's a cool trick: don't compliment people on their looks. If you want to be nice to them (I'm being generous here and assuming you're not just interested in bedding them) have a normal, compliment-free conversation and, when they mention something they've done or are into, compliment that. "You played translator for your Indian roomate when she still wasn't great at speaking English? That's so nice of you!" "You make your own soap? Wow, that's neat!" Even better, ask a follow-up question. "Where did you find the recipe?" "Are there any expressions that are hard to translate from one language to another?"
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paradoxGentleman posted:Sometimes I get the impression that people who do this are actually much worse at socializing then they realize and their problems aren't based too much on appearance. Hello, Mods?
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Apples, apple juice, apple sauce, apple cider, they all give me diarrhea and terrible gas  I absolutely refuse to not drink apple cider in the fall though.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Nobody has a nose They make up for it with the incredibly widely spaced hips. I'm sure if you got to see the lady standing up she'd be shaped like the Liberty Bell
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May 21, 2016 13:48
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Frankston posted:I'm the good looking guy in the top panel Sorry about your hands.
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May 21, 2016 13:49
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Frankston posted:I'm the good looking guy in the top panel I'm the divider wall. Please kill me and end my eternity of sensory deprivation
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:What are biblical literalists, precious Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
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 gently caress you for trying to encourage me, Mom! Just let me wallow in despair you bitch!
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Disagreeing with me is triggering.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Reminder that this dude was already crazy and saying batshit stuff even before the Bataclan attack: quote:“I need weed, dude,” he tells me. 
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paradoxGentleman posted:Sometimes I get the impression that people who do this are actually much worse at socializing than they realize and their problems aren't based too much on appearance.
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That sounds like some 18 year old who's done drugs a handful of times trying to sound like a hardass. So completely full of poo poo basically.
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Cumslut1895 posted:this is not wrong. Don't try to hit on hot women at work if you're a ginger guy with a gropey hand who's as wide as a shed, seems like pretty good advice
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Popcyan posted:This was shared to a friend's facebook group - the poster seems be a local photographer/videographer. I love this sort of thing because it smacks of the sort of hubris that if you just have the ideas and approach networks, well then you'll be able to make it happen! It's not like they have entire goddamned closed room meetings about this poo poo and people who are assigned to come up with it. No, no, you and your little idea you farted out with your friends, is surely something they NEVER THOUGHT OF before, and all you need to do is let them know and surely, success is on the way! My neighbors daughter is acting in something that 'could totally get put on Bravo, we think!' but it's really just some dumb kids putting on superhero costumes and then they will be awkwardly pushing it on people who don't really want it. I feel super bad but I hope at least something comes out of the experience for her, some connections or something. Seriously, how do people think TV gets made?
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StrangersInTheNight posted:
A committee of high-functioning teenage morons all get LSD enemas, hallucinate wildly, put up ideas on a wall and toss darts at them.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Seriously, how do people think TV gets made? If you're suggesting it's because the committees that approve/come up with show ideas are good at their jobs or even remotely know what they're doing, uhhh... there was a show about the loving geico cavemen a few years back
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Seriously, how do people think TV gets made? They believe that the hardest part of any creative endeavor is coming up with the idea, and that everything else is logistics and (other people's) money.
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Aesop Poprock posted:If you're suggesting it's because the committees that approve/come up with show ideas are good at their jobs or even remotely know what they're doing, uhhh... there was a show about the loving geico cavemen a few years back Oh no no, I'm not saying the people who are in those rooms come up with better ideas either. But it's not like they're just sitting there waiting for YOU, yes YOU to come in off the street to help them! And, the Geico Caveman show was partly all of our own fault, because those loving commercials tested so well. So glare at your mom, or aunt, or whichever humorless family member claimed to think those ads were 'cute', and blame them fuckers.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Seriously, how do people think TV gets made?
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I wouldn't be so flattered if Handsome Jack started hitting on me. He'd probably scoop out my eyeballs next.
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There's also the fact that the guy on the bottom panel is intruding more into her cubicle than the other one. Also he's more physically imposing. Also that's probably not how most women would react to either comment, IMO.
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Susan doesn't even have anything on her desk. Seems like a bad employee imo
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Yes. Yes it is.
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horsepeen posted:is this more accurate? First panel, the guy should have his cock out.
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