Weatherman posted:Circumcision You forgot airplanes and treadmills. Or did that stop being a thing?
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Nuebot posted:You forgot airplanes and treadmills. Or did that stop being a thing? Oh poo poo, yeah, I should have added the steak doneness, planes on treadmills, and how 0.999... equals 1. 
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May 21, 2016 22:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z1t92mVpKc Don't worry, it's only the FA Cup final.
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May 21, 2016 22:59
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PhazonLink posted:I thought steak doneness was a thing, but seems like SA has come to the correct opinion. yeah ketchup and mustard on steaks.
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May 21, 2016 23:00
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organburner posted:yeah ketchup and mustard on steaks. what the gently caress what about the MAYO
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May 21, 2016 23:30
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Slime posted:what the gently caress that's for the freedom fries.
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May 21, 2016 23:33
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Avenging_Mikon posted:That's how it works? You post and toxx for her to be president. There's a different thread to toxx for trump. Ya, and I'm not REALLY interested in the political discussion (sorry that I let some snark sneak through in my last post) but my point is that there's nothing schadenfreudy about the quoted post because he toxxed for a pretty safe bet.
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May 21, 2016 23:34
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organburner posted:yeah ketchup and mustard on steaks. yeah and in my specific state I pump my own gas and the pump handle has the little catch thing that lets me pump it unattended now for some ancient schadenfreude pics          
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May 21, 2016 23:52
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May 22, 2016 00:10
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organburner posted:
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May 22, 2016 00:37
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May 22, 2016 00:48
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That has to be a record. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q Squirrel is utterly baffled at its own drunkenness.
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May 22, 2016 01:12
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Mizuti posted:That has to be a record. why does the guy standing still filming sound like he's taking a rest from a 3 mile jog?
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May 22, 2016 01:19
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Compilation - Why you shouldn't be a cocky bastard in MMA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klyu9LxcKtk
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May 22, 2016 01:24
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or, without the music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-yAwqpPMc
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May 22, 2016 02:39
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Peanut President posted:???? I was pointing out the double standard in right wing people carrying on that she's racist. "See she's racist and that's wrong. So it's okay that we're racist against her" but hey keep projecting. I was referring more to the "we" implying that everyone in the US hates Muslims, versus saying something like "some people hate Muslims and that's OK". Could've been worded differently but I admit I shouldn't have reacted like that. Just sucks that the US has this image of hating minorities, immigrants or refugees because a certain group of dumb assholes want to take the most extreme measures to punish them, often times for no reason. I read too much into it and apologize for responding how I did, you didn't do anything wrong...I have become the scootyfroot 
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May 22, 2016 04:33
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Solid Oak Acorn posted:or, without the music I do not understand the first clip. I'm assuming there was no big blow out mega punch or kick like the other videos and the non-taunty guy won in the end? The way it's cut it almost seems like when the non-taunty guy walks behind the taunty guy that makes him lose.
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May 22, 2016 05:03
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i think it went to judges decision because no one was knocked out and maybe the judges picked the guy who was acting like less of an rear end hole i was kind of disappointed i didnt see the clip of silva's bad leg break
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May 22, 2016 05:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB37n0Rd2-8 This baby gets it.
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May 22, 2016 05:23
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Prosecutors in the 'Dalls Buyers Club' piracy case do a big 180 when the defendant agrees to the polygraph test. https://torrentfreak.com/filmmakers-ask-pirate-take-polygraph-backtrack-agrees-160518/
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May 22, 2016 10:18
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Humphreys posted:Prosecutors in the 'Dalls Buyers Club' piracy case do a big 180 when the defendant agrees to the polygraph test. It's incredible to me that producers are still doing this. Piracy will never go away, the industry just needs to adjust more quickly. Like father gaben (praise him) said, "you have to compete with free" by offering easy and fairly priced alternatives to going to theaters and buying DVDs.
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May 22, 2016 15:18
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It's all getting a bit silly, when in TYOOL 2016 often the only way to buy a music album is to import a CD or LP from the other side of the globe, because no legal download option exists. It's a complete crapshoot whether you'll be able to find what you want on a streaming service, and streaming sucks anyway for various reasons. Bands and/or record labels, it's not that hard to use Bandcamp or something, get with the program! Or hell, create your own download service, it works pretty well for Nuclear Blast with their FLAC downloads.
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May 22, 2016 15:42
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^^ Then again, you can't resell downloads over and over again like you can with media, which is one of the reasons why a lot of companies are/were hesitant about it for the longest while.Humphreys posted:Prosecutors in the 'Dalls Buyers Club' piracy case do a big 180 when the defendant agrees to the polygraph test. Are polygraphs even admissible as evidence? I thought they were insanely unreliable. If I was being charged with downloading a film I would make the prosecution pay for it and my legal fees as well. That is such a dumb thing to even offer up for something that is easily fooled. radiatinglines posted:It's incredible to me that producers are still doing this. Piracy will never go away, the industry just needs to adjust more quickly. Like father gaben (praise him) said, "you have to compete with free" by offering easy and fairly priced alternatives to going to theaters and buying DVDs. I think it's more in line with Hollywood's thinking that movies only have a short lifespan to make back their money before they are either put on streaming media or start losing price. And they have a point: the movie that supposedly costs 10k to pirate can now be purchased on Amazon for $8, and this movie is only about three years old. And that's what makes these lawsuits even more hilarious: how much money is being spent on bullying some idiot who just downloaded a movie because he didn't think it was worth that much? The whole thing was a minefield that a lot of Hollywood types just walked right into without realizing how hilarious that an industry that has jacked up movie prices so much is now trying to justify that by going after downloaders to jack them over for even more cash.
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May 22, 2016 15:45
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im pooping! posted:i think it went to judges decision because no one was knocked out and maybe the judges picked the guy who was acting like less of an rear end hole
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May 22, 2016 15:47
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Hollywood and the music industry have their heads so far up their own asses that they would probably prefer to end the music and movie industries entirely, because then people wouldn't be able to steal what doesn't exist anymore. "HAH! You pirates can't put us out of business, cause we'll put ourselves outta business first! WE WIN! TAKE THAT, FREELOADERS! GO BACK TO DOWNLOADING A CAR!"
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May 22, 2016 15:50
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Are polygraphs even admissible as evidence? I thought they were insanely unreliable. If I was being charged with downloading a film I would make the prosecution pay for it and my legal fees as well. That is such a dumb thing to even offer up for something that is easily fooled. Sometimes however they're used as a sly way of implying guilt. 'oh they wouldn't even take a lie detector test. What about that?' As a complete aside the Manson prosecutor used something similar. He asked one of the girls to take a handwriting sample to compare against the written notes on the wall even though he knew it'd be worthless because obviously you write on paper different then you write on blood on a wall. He was betting she'd say no and was happy that she continued to refuse.
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May 22, 2016 15:52
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See also: NBC. Someone uploads a 1996 Conan clip to Youtube and NBC/Universal kills it soon after. If it was a full Seinfeld episode then fair enough but it's like four minutes of footage unavailable anywhere else, even NBC's own site. At worst it's free promotion for the channel.
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May 22, 2016 16:04
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:^^ Then again, you can't resell downloads over and over again like you can with media, which is one of the reasons why a lot of companies are/were hesitant about it for the longest while. That really bugs me, too. How many re-releases have we seen of the Eagles, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin and every other band that was huge decades ago? "New DIGITALLY REMASTERED*, with 2 hours of completely pointless studio banter and lo-fi alternative takes weren't on the original album, because they suck!" And most of the time, it's because the rights to the music changed hands, so the new record company re-releases everything to get a piece of those fat royalties. And of course we also get the endless cavalcade of shittastic compilations and "best of"/"greatest hits" records that are completely haphazardly thrown together from different eras of the bands' careers, with absolutely no coherent theme apart from "these tracks received airplay for some reason". Why are people still raking in fat stacks of cash for music that was originally released several decades ago? Ugh, everything about the current copyright scheme sucks. If the copyright period was actually limited like it was intended to, we'd see the established bands work a lot harder to be creative and groundbreaking, and a lot more new bands would get a fair shot, rather than being completely overrun by the established bands that got a head start. Slayer recently played a show here in Denmark, and a friend of mine happened to overhear the sound guys talking while the support band (Helhorse) were doing their sound check. Slayer's sound guy basically went "poo poo, those guys are pretty drat good! Now turn it down. Turn it WAY down.", which is just all kinds of hosed up. Since when has loving Slayer had to deliberately sabotage new bands like that? It's me, I'm angry about things I cannot possibly hope to change. * Code phrase for "brickwalled to poo poo", most of the time. KozmoNaut has a new favorite as of 16:28 on May 22, 2016 |
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May 22, 2016 16:23
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KozmoNaut posted:Slayer recently played a show here in Denmark, and a friend of mine happened to overhear the sound guys talking while the support band (Helhorse) were doing their sound check. You wouldn't think Ozzy Osbourne would need to do cheap tricks against Iron Maiden, either.
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May 22, 2016 16:36
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That was Sharon, the hateful bitch from hell.
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May 22, 2016 16:39
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Say Nothing posted:Compilation - Why you shouldn't be a cocky bastard in MMA. That reminds me, who was the woman that mocked another's (dying?) Father and ended up getting the poo poo kicked out of her in round one?
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May 22, 2016 16:57
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Stare-Out posted:See also: NBC. Someone uploads a 1996 Conan clip to Youtube and NBC/Universal kills it soon after. If it was a full Seinfeld episode then fair enough but it's like four minutes of footage unavailable anywhere else, even NBC's own site. At worst it's free promotion for the channel. The reverse happened recently. Fox stole a clip from someone's you-tube channel and put it into an episode of family guy unaltered. Then hit the guy with a DMCA strike for having a portion of their episode up on their channel. http://torrentfreak.com/fox-stole-a-game-clip-used-it-in-family-guy-dmcad-the-original-160520/
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May 22, 2016 16:59
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poptart_fairy posted:That reminds me, who was the woman that mocked another's (dying?) Father and ended up getting the poo poo kicked out of her in round one? That was Bethe Correia saying "don't kill yourself" to Ronda Rousey who made some comment about potentially losing their fight against each other. It wasn't directly a "hahaha your dad killed himself" thing, but it was certainly a "yo don't say that poo poo, you know my dad killed himself right?" kind of thing. http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/8/1/9082971/dana-white-bethe-correia-absolutely-knew-ronda-rouseys-father Anyway before the fight at the weigh ins, she got in Rousey's face and said (in English) "Don't Cry! Don't Cry!" and then Ronda KO'd her and said "Don't Cry" as she walked away from Correia while the ref was tending to her.
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May 22, 2016 17:06
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Unfunny Poster posted:That was Bethe Correia saying "don't kill yourself" to Ronda Rousey who made some comment about potentially losing their fight against each other. It wasn't directly a "hahaha your dad killed himself" thing, but it was certainly a "yo don't say that poo poo, you know my dad killed himself right?" kind of thing. I loving love stories like this.  I can't for the life of me find it, but I remember a Cracked article that was full of stuff like it. My personal favourite was a big, I think, Russian dude that had a fight cut short due to a cut above his eye. Apparently in the rematch he just beat the poo poo out of his opponent to the point just before the round would end, purely so he could prove to everyone he should have won the initial bout. MMA fighters are nuts, and I love them.
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May 22, 2016 17:13
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poptart_fairy posted:I loving love stories like this. The Russian guy was Fedor Emelianenko who was, by a lot of people over the years, claimed to be the Pound for Pound best but there's some arguments to be made to the contrary. You should look up the Joe Rogan Experience podcast, he sometimes gets MMA guys on and talks to them in a pretty personal and chill manner and its pretty good. He did one with UFC's president Dana White and there was some cool stories he talked about, like how he ended up buying the UFC with the Fertitta's etc.
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May 22, 2016 17:39
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Roro posted:Do you not speed up when crossing the street and a car/bike comes at you? No, I do not make a habit of running directly into moving vehicles because I am not a drooling retard.
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May 22, 2016 17:57
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Though the jury is still out on the autism.
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May 22, 2016 18:03
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Unfunny Poster posted:That was Bethe Correia saying "don't kill yourself" to Ronda Rousey who made some comment about potentially losing their fight against each other. It wasn't directly a "hahaha your dad killed himself" thing, but it was certainly a "yo don't say that poo poo, you know my dad killed himself right?" kind of thing. Of course, Ronda Rousey is also a truther who thinks Sandy Hook was a false flag using actors and blanks. So it's equally schadenfreude when she gets the poo poo kicked out of her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwYj1q1i4Mc
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May 22, 2016 18:11
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chitoryu12 posted:Of course, Ronda Rousey is also a truther who thinks Sandy Hook was a false flag using actors and blanks. So it's equally schadenfreude when she gets the poo poo kicked out of her. When all people are terrible, all schaden is freude.
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KozmoNaut posted:That really bugs me, too. How many re-releases have we seen of the Eagles, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin and every other band that was huge decades ago? When they the music industry is shady as gently caress, they aren't kidding. Rampant insecurity and sabotaging other bands to the point of sadness. It explains why there was a push for digital distribution to cut the industry off at its knees. The Internet alone makes music labels even more irrelevant, which is a godsend. spog posted:You wouldn't think Ozzy Osbourne would need to do cheap tricks against Iron Maiden, either. KozmoNaut posted:That was Sharon, the hateful bitch from hell. Insecurity is the sincerest form of flattery. chitoryu12 posted:Of course, Ronda Rousey is also a truther who thinks Sandy Hook was a false flag using actors and blanks. So it's equally schadenfreude when she gets the poo poo kicked out of her. And a lot of schaden comes from the media buildup of her as some kind of undefeatable titan. Before her loss, she was a media darling who was doing photoshoots, magazine covers, the whole nine yards. A lot of that went around the idea of her being undefeated, which was just tempting fate. And when the eventual finally happened, she was just dropped like a lead weight. Funny if you like it when people inflated by the media get popped, not so when you realize she went through some hard times afterwards and pondered suicide. But then again, who the hell tempts fate by saying you'll never be defeated? She was basically living Rocky III.
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