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Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Shirec posted:

I assume those were the gentlest of bites, what's the full force of a cockatoo bite look like? Has anyone ever been swarmed by a flock and mauled?
Hundreds, nay, thousands, of small Australian children are lost this way every year.

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Sometimes they carry them off, no bodies have ever been found.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:
a fllock of cockatoos in a feeding frenzy can skeletonize a cow in three minutes

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,


This is a great word.

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Tendai posted:

Hundreds, nay, thousands, of small Australian children are lost this way every year.

This is why there are more people in Tokyo than our entire country

Eejit
Mar 6, 2007

Swiss Army Cockatoo
Cacatua multitoolii

If cocky decides to actually bite you, you are not going to just stand there and let her bite you again

Disco Salmon
Jun 19, 2004
I'm so excited!

Cricket is coming home tomorrow! We have everything set up, but now I am mildly panicking over silly stuff. I'm wondering now if I made her cage too busy, or if she will like the toys we got her etc. I spent the afternoon making chop and grain bake for her...it smelled great! Hopefully she will eat it. I also have a few things to put on her skewer for her to nibble on if she wants...broccoli, cauliflower, a pepper piece, and a strawberry section. We even have her first vet appt set up for Sunday at the bird clinic. We even picked up a Bird first Aid Kit to have on hand just in case. I don't think I am forgetting anything, at least, I hope not.

Now, setting up stuff to take with us to go get her. A towel for the travel cage, a few Nutriberries (thank you again LAB)...but most of all hoping she won't miss her other home and bird buddies too much.

I am worrying way too much. Someone smack me!

I so need to sleep tonight, but I am amped over having her home tomorrow. It's going to be a long night...

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Cricket will do fine dude. You've clearly put a ton of preparation into this.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

learnincurve posted:

Sometimes they carry them off, no bodies have ever been found.

If you see a flock of Cockatoos in a park or even just in a tree nearby, walk away. They will converge on a person with a single will, enshroud them completely in white, and after a moment of pure silence that resonates through all nearby living things, they will depart leaving nothing behind of their unfortunate victim.

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011



none of the birds here will let me just straight pick them up

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26Re1HQqFLc

Eric's feeling sassy

(I love that there's a cockatoo named loving Eric of all things)


Also, baby conures :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_rZXgEeTBE

Tendai fucked around with this message at 13:42 on May 21, 2016

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

Tendai posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26Re1HQqFLc

Eric's feeling sassy

(I love that there's a cockatoo named loving legend of all things)
fixed :colbert:

I don't know if it's the Australian or Corellas or what, but I need subtitles for Eric videos, I can't pick up anything he's saying. :(

Battle Pigeon
Nov 7, 2011

I am dancing potato
give me millet


Finally got a photo of Inko scritching himself. He can only do it with this leg while holding on to the top of the cage with a single claw on his other foot, and enlisting the help of gravity this way, since his legs and feet are all messed up



His cage is behind me, and he'll instantly stop and likely move if he catches you looking at him while he's doing this-so most of the time when I moved to get camera or turn to photograph he would stop and reeeeee at me. Plus my camera is hosed and will only take one photo before needing to be reset... so this was no easy task. But look at that face :3:

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Gotcha made a friend :kimchi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Bt5hN1NOI

Battle Pigeon posted:

Finally got a photo of Inko scritching himself. He can only do it with this leg while holding on to the top of the cage with a single claw on his other foot, and enlisting the help of gravity this way, since his legs and feet are all messed up



His cage is behind me, and he'll instantly stop and likely move if he catches you looking at him while he's doing this-so most of the time when I moved to get camera or turn to photograph he would stop and reeeeee at me. Plus my camera is hosed and will only take one photo before needing to be reset... so this was no easy task. But look at that face :3:
Holy poo poo look at that happy birdface

Official Bizness
Dec 4, 2007

wark wark wark



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxM34uNh22E

Cockatoos are 90% of the reason I want to move to Australia.

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!

Official Bizness posted:

Cockatoos are 90% of the reason I want to move to Australia.

Are you prepared for this outside your window at 4:00 in the morning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6UGjqIvPMY

Battle Pigeon
Nov 7, 2011

I am dancing potato
give me millet


Tendai posted:

Holy poo poo look at that happy birdface

His toes don't work properly either-he can only use two, maybe three at most, and basically just open and closes them but look how happy he is to be able to do it :3:

Mizuti posted:

Are you prepared for this outside your window at 4:00 in the morning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6UGjqIvPMY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


Official Bizness posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxM34uNh22E

Cockatoos are 90% of the reason I want to move to Australia.

i want to make a daytrip up there one day

my favourite was the guy who's really angry at all the birds like come on dude you know why you're in that particular park

Mizuti posted:

Are you prepared for this outside your window at 4:00 in the morning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6UGjqIvPMY

the first time i ever saw a baby cockatoo i didn't know why it was making that noise

where the red fern gropes fucked around with this message at 01:25 on May 22, 2016

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I'm still not sure, come on bird, you have adult feathers, you have left the nest, and you have a beak bigger than most birds on the planet and they manage to find food for themselves, surely you can as well?

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Mizuti posted:

Are you prepared for this outside your window at 4:00 in the morning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6UGjqIvPMY
Holy poo poo I can't stop laughing at this

EDIT for related video lookatthebabyyyy!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZhl6iblZOM

Tendai fucked around with this message at 04:04 on May 22, 2016

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Mizuti posted:

Are you prepared for this outside your window at 4:00 in the morning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6UGjqIvPMY

anyone got the video of the cockatoo inside on a table making that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa noise before it slips and falls off the table

e: nm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTNKGK7hVhY

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

President Ark posted:

anyone got the video of the cockatoo inside on a table making that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa noise before it slips and falls off the table

e: nm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTNKGK7hVhY
It never gets old

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

I guess "really really annoying" is an evolutionary strategy for your infants.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


:byodood: aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa aa aaaa aaaaa
:mad: Shut up.
:byodood: aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
:mad: OK FINE :barf:

Children 101

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
I saw that this morning, but with a pair of starlings, instead. The little starling was just following around the bigger starling, squealing for bugs and being obnoxious. :kimchi:

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

learnincurve posted:

I'm still not sure, come on bird, you have adult feathers, you have left the nest, and you have a beak bigger than most birds on the planet and they manage to find food for themselves, surely you can as well?

I wonder if that 'too has a forums account.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
It'll be on reddit complaining about how abusive it's mother is for threatening to make it forage for itself.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

learnincurve posted:

It'll be on reddit complaining about how abusive it's mother is for threatening to make it forage for itself.

[+2673] help reddit my rethuglican christian bird mom is refusing to regurgitate for me despite my disability

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
The sparrows under my A/C unit must be getting ready to fledge cause every now and then I hear a ton of flapping even when the parents aren't there. The father keeps angrily chirping on the windowsill at my birds because he can hear them but can't see them.

Eejit
Mar 6, 2007

Swiss Army Cockatoo
Cacatua multitoolii

I'm still surprised the local bluebirds haven't gotten in a fight with Teeka. Because they fight everything else around the house: the grill, car mirrors, a window, the chimney, a particularly offensive lawnchair, and anything else that offends their bluebird religion or whatever.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


https://vine.co/v/iIXF6d9Kvnv

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
I think I need to play the new Doom with headphones from now on. After my last session Garrus started making demonic noises by yelling into his food dish.

Pip pip pip
Oct 24, 2010

The cutest little fascist

Earlier this week I bought some sheets of 1/8" acrylic to make seed guards for the bird cage that don't look like crap. Three days without vacuuming around the bird cage and there are a minimal amount of pellets on the floor. Success! The clear acrylic sheets are barely noticeable too.

Here's Ozzy modeling with his home upgrade. The plastic wraps around the side of the cage where the two food dishes are. I drilled holes so I can use the food dish holders to attach them to the side of the cage.


I probably should have taken the picture after I cleaned the cage. Oh well you guys get to look at bird poop

Pip pip pip fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Jun 12, 2016

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
I asked my sister if being a parent (my niece is almost 2) is like the screaming baby cockatoo following his parents around and she confirmed it. Specifically:

quote:

I got 40 seconds in and then quit. Yes.

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

I straight up do not have the tools to do this myself :C

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Eejit posted:

I'm still surprised the local bluebirds haven't gotten in a fight with Teeka. Because they fight everything else around the house: the grill, car mirrors, a window, the chimney, a particularly offensive lawnchair, and anything else that offends their bluebird religion or whatever.

I live in Brooklyn so it's mostly just pigeons and sparrows but I saw a red-tailed hawk eating a squirrel in a tree by the park near my apartment the other day. There are also these two giant dense trees in back of my building that are like a little bird oasis where are mockingbirds and robins who set up shop there in the summer. There's also a cardinal that lives there year round and Charlie picked up a couple of his calls. Archer, of course, decided that backyard bird calls are not worth learning and "car alarm" was the ticket to picking up the ladies.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Ama got to my little glass of ice before I could pour my soda over it and was licking/chewing it feverishly so I gave him his own glass.



blackflare
Dec 6, 2004

I am a Purrrfect Princess

Ama is too cute for words :3:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Ama got to my little glass of ice before I could pour my soda over it and was licking/chewing it feverishly so I gave him his own glass.





I assume what you mean is you got a new glass because that one was now his? :allears:

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Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos
I found one of the swallows that are nesting in my parents' barn dead this morning. It had been building a nest, found a piece of fishing line, and started incorporating it into the nest. We found it hanging from the nest with the fishing line wrapped around its neck.

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