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This will be a really safe Olympics (not!) https://extra.globo.com/casos-de-po...s-19312324.html 15 wars between different drug dealer and paramilitary factions in 21 areas of the city
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Lucy_Cominato posted:This will be a really safe (sex) Olympics http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/16/health/olympics-zika-proof-condom/?iid=ob_lockedrail_bottomlarge Athletes to receive Zika-proof condoms. But of course it hasn't received any kind of certification proving that, and a CDC adviser says condoms should already prevent Zika.
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If I were an Olympic athlete I wouldn't let a single molecule of my dick touch anyone or anything in Brazil during the Olympics
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May 20, 2016 18:26
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-Troika- posted:If I were an Olympic athlete I wouldn't let a single molecule of my dick touch anyone or anything in Brazil during the Olympics then whats the point in even going if you can't do your best to gently caress your way through the globe in 2 weeks
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May 20, 2016 18:54
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-Troika- posted:If I were an Olympic athlete I wouldn't let a single molecule of my dick touch anyone or anything in Brazil during the Olympics That kind of defeatist attitude is why you'll never be an Olympic athlete.
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May 20, 2016 18:58
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Like it matters. They literally order more condoms for the athletes than the last go round every games, and every time they gently caress right through all of them and keep going. My point is Olympic athletes really, really like loving like cats during the Olympics.
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May 21, 2016 01:24
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About 450,000 condoms will be distributed during the Rio de Janeiro Olympics, three times more than for the London Games four years ago, the International Olympic Committee says. Part of the reason was because 100,000 female condoms will be available for the first time, along with 350,000 condoms for men. About 175,000 packets of lubricant are also being supplied. The IOC says the condoms would encourage 10,500 athletes and staff to practice safe sex. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2016/05/20/plans-to-distribute-450000-condoms-at-olympics-announced-by-ioc/
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May 21, 2016 12:27
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Practice makes perfect, I suppose.
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Lime Tonics posted:About 450,000 condoms will be distributed during the Rio de Janeiro Olympics, three times more than for the London Games four years ago, the International Olympic Committee says. how long do the athletes stay for the olympics on average, they should probably aim for like three condoms per person per day
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May 21, 2016 18:55
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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its south america, half those condoms are for the middle eastern and asian teams to sneak coke back to their repressive homelands
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May 22, 2016 06:08
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The situation is; Brazil is a loving dump with raw sewage water The question is; Why is anyone still serious about going there for any purpose aside to be infected or shot? Should we boycott the olympics? Hell loving yes, till the Olympic Committee stops taking bribes to throw the damned thing in these little poo poo gently caress hellholes.
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May 23, 2016 00:12
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There's a real easy solution to this. Let's just all decide to stop paying attention to the regular Olympics, and become big fans of the actual modern Olympics, The Wenlock Olympian Games.
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SocketWrench posted:The situation is; Brazil is a loving dump with raw sewage water The problem is that these countries aren't little poo poo gently caress hellholes, they're giant gaping poo poo gently caress hellholes with lots of money and enough luxury available to the rich that it can be easy to forget what hellholes they are.
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May 23, 2016 10:02
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You said it three times, so per the law... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk9aThIovMA
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https://theintercept.com/2016/05/23/new-political-earthquake-in-brazil-is-it-now-time-for-media-outlets-to-call-this-a-coup/ At what point does Zika/Poop water/Corruption Coup become unacceptable to the world? Hahahaha. I know. Never, McDonalds and Visa thirst.
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SocketWrench posted:The situation is; Brazil is a loving dump with raw sewage water  My government's threat level on travelling there is like 1.5 notches below travelling to places like Syria & Iraq: http://smartraveller.gov.au/Countries/americas/south/Pages/brazil.aspx welp
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Fanatic posted:I have to go to Brazil in September as I'm best man for a wedding. It's not just Zika, Brazil's government is seriously corrupt and also in the middle of a petro-coup. Virtually everyone in both the current political party and the opposition are implicated. It's a seriously unstable and dangerous place to visit right now. Glenn Greenwald on the topic: http://www.democracynow.org/2016/3/24/glenn_greenwald_brazils_democracy_is_under I heard on the BBC a couple days ago that a majority of the members who voted to impeach are also under investigation for corruption on their own... Paul MaudDib fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Jun 2, 2016 |
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Can't make this up, On Sunday night, Transparency Minister Fabiano Silveira—whose job is intended to fight corruption—was heard in a recording aired on national television apparently advising Senate President Renan Calheiros on how to dodge investigators. http://www.wsj.com/articles/brazils-transparency-minister-is-under-pressure-to-resign-1464641890
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Maybe Brazil will do the world a favor and their country will literally dissolve into a civil war before the Olympics can start there.
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Can't wait to see all the amazing ways that the Qatar 2022 World Cup will top this disaster.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Can't wait to see all the amazing ways that the Qatar 2022 World Cup will top this disaster. It turns out that they were saving on costs for materials by burying dead workers in the stadium foundations!
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Can't wait to see all the amazing ways that the Qatar 2022 World Cup will top this disaster. It will be very hot. Burn fuckers, burn!
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Morrow posted:It turns out that they were saving on costs for materials by burying dead workers in the stadium foundations! Yeah, but will there be anything new?
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Everything's fine guys!!!! Nothing is ruined!!!!! We're all peachy-keen here!!!!!! https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/17/rio-de-janeiro-financial-emergency-olympic-games-2016 quote:Forty-nine days before the opening of the Olympics, the governor of Rio de Janeiro has declared a state of financial emergency and begged for federal support to avoid a “total collapse in public security, health, education, transport and environmental management”. quote:City mayor Eduardo Paes insisted the state of emergency would in no way impede Rio’s ability to meet its Olympic commitments and stage an “exceptional Games.” He stressed that the bulk of the bill for the event was being paid by the municipality not the state. I met a pair planing to go down for the Olympics a couple weeks ago. I know they were worried about the Zika epidemic, but I don't know how closely they were following the political stuff. I'm not sure I'd want to be in Rio during the Olympics, doom virus aside.
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I'm sure it won't impact the games, just a poo poo load of poor people.
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Is this poo poo cancelled yet?
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RagnarokAngel posted:I'm sure it won't impact the games, just a poo poo load of poor people. that almost feels worse
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Aside from the rampant corruption the 2020 games in Tokyo should be nice! And LA is definitely gonna get it in 2024 so that will be an interesting clusterfuck.
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AriadneThread posted:Everything's fine guys!!!! Nothing is ruined!!!!! We're all peachy-keen here!!!!!! It seems that because the mosquito population declines during the time the Olympics will be held and computer models blah blah blah zika is honestly the least thing you should be worried about given everything else that is happening.
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Hey at least the Russians don't have to worry about getting Zika.quote:There will be no track and field athletes competing under the Russian flag at the Rio Olympics after the world athletics governing body ruled they had not met readmission criteria imposed when they suspended over widespread state sponsored doping in November last year.
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TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:It seems that because the mosquito population declines during the time the Olympics will be held and computer models blah blah blah zika is honestly the least thing you should be worried about given everything else that is happening. I just contracted Zika, admittedly I am in the Northern Hemisphere and closer to the tropics than Rio, but still I don't know how true that statement about the Aedes dying out may be.
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fnox posted:I just contracted Zika, admittedly I am in the Northern Hemisphere and closer to the tropics than Rio, but still I don't know how true that statement about the Aedes dying out may be. The pattern of Aedes related infections is pretty stable. Of course the mosquito doesn't completely die out, but the pattern is pretty stable that, specially by August, the number of infections is substantially smaller:  X axis are weeks of the year. Number of cases of Dengue fever on the Y axis. That is for the entire country. For Rio, here's dengue and zika stats:   The olympics will be a shitshow, but not because of zika (more likely to be caused by literal poo poo in the Guanabara bay). joepinetree fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Jun 20, 2016 |
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https://twitter.com/LieslTesch/status/744879791279603712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Good start.
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My city is considering a bid for the Olympics. If they make it past this first stage, I'm loving moving. No one can possibly be so completely goddamn stupid, right?
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fnox posted:I just contracted Zika, admittedly I am in the Northern Hemisphere and closer to the tropics than Rio, but still I don't know how true that statement about the Aedes dying out may be. What's it like? Just a cold?
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He went into it a bit in the Venezuela thread. poo poo's weird, guy grew a third testicle.
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SynthOrange posted:https://twitter.com/LieslTesch/status/744879791279603712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Australia’s Olympians could be subject to curfew and warned off vast areas of Rio de Janeiro following a number of violent robberies on athletes in the Games city.
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PT6A posted:My city is considering a bid for the Olympics. If they make it past this first stage, I'm loving moving. No one can possibly be so completely goddamn stupid, right? Stupid like a fox. The politicians and businessmen putting in the bid can probably fleece all kinds of money out of an Olympics bid, no matter if it's successful or not.
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Pope Guilty posted:What's it like? Just a cold? You feel like poo poo for a week, basically. It's sort of like a cold with an added rash and some joint pain. I sure didn't feel like breaking any Olympic world records while I had it.
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Rory McIlroy, probably one of the biggest names in golf, is apparently not going to the Olympics because of Zika:quote:Rory McIlroy has pulled out of the Olympic Games in Rio because of concerns about the Zika virus. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/36595631 I wonder if this will inspire more athletes to do similar.
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