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Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

Chinatown posted:

just reduce your salami intake

Ok but only a little. I had chicken and spinach at lunch, a diet coke, and coffee today. Gonna go squat too

Should I start smoking?

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Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
You shouldn't have to add smoking if you squat heavy enough your quads should start smoking and catch fire

out of context im bad

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Boko Haram posted:

Lots of cardio. Jump rope, treadmill, elliptical, stair master, bikes, just keep your heart rate elevated for longer than 10 minutes and get a good sweat going. I do any of those in between every exercise, mostly just cause I love getting a good lather of sweat.

loving lol if you are so undisciplined you can't cut by just tweaking diet and continuing to work out like a crazy bear.

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

Nah I'm bulking, I'm up to 178lbs at 5'11". Your heart and circulatory system need to be worked out in my book, I get my heartrate above 120bpm for atleast 10 minutes at the start of every workout. I love it, got two layers and a hoodie on just getting a great sweat going.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Boko Haram posted:

Nah I'm bulking, I'm up to 178lbs at 5'11". Your heart and circulatory system need to be worked out in my book, I get my heartrate above 120bpm for atleast 10 minutes at the start of every workout. I love it, got two layers and a hoodie on just getting a great sweat going.

Hows your salami intake? This is important.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Boko Haram posted:

Nah I'm bulking, I'm up to 178lbs at 5'11". Your heart and circulatory system need to be worked out in my book, I get my heartrate above 120bpm for atleast 10 minutes at the start of every workout. I love it, got two layers and a hoodie on just getting a great sweat going.

Chinatown posted:

Hows your salami intake? This is important.

Peppered or unpeppered?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
loving lol if you don't have a generous layer of subcutaneous fat that serves as a natural hoodie.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
loving lol if you are even able to sweat.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Cow steroids.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
thx 4 the shoulder motivation

Null of Undefined
Aug 4, 2010

I have used 41 of 300 characters allowed.

Say Nothing posted:

Cow steroids.



please don't doxx me kthx

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
that cow is SWOLE AS gently caress

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I pulled something while running yesterday and am still in considerable pain. Just going to take a couple tylenol and lift.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
embrace the pain, use it to fuel your rage and then use the rage to fuel your lifts

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


all of my strength is borne from the memory of stupid things i said to girls in middle school

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

exquisite tea posted:

all of my strength is borne from the memory of stupid things i said to girls in middle school

Just wait until you get to high school, the stupid poo poo you'll say to them then will be a never-ending source of chagrin-rage.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

exquisite tea posted:

all of my strength is borne from the memory of stupid things i said to girls in middle school

Welcome to Something Awful, I guess.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

Peppered or unpeppered?

hard

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Say Nothing posted:

Cow steroids.

Steeroids

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
I hate the overhead press. Hate it. Lots.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
it owns son, it's second only to the manliest lift, the deadlift

in third place comes the sexiest lift, the squat :tutbutt:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Zzulu posted:

it owns son, it's second only to the manliest lift, the deadlift

in third place comes the sexiest lift, the squat :tutbutt:

Where does a bench press fit in this grand cosmic lift sexualisation tournament

And more importantly what about a lovely military press where you lose your balance on the last rep in the last set and almost fall over but then don't I need to know some girls were watching

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007
after playing with fire the last 4 weeks I finally did it and snapped my calf muscle again, so good, now I can walk around like I am 80 for a few weeks

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
anyone remember little hercules, the superswole kid



He did not remain swole :(


Remember, you have to maintain your swoleness or it will leave you in search of greater vessels

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I'm glad of it two ways because roided up kids are creepy as hell looking and now I have a better physique than him.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Pesmerga posted:

I hate the overhead press. Hate it. Lots.

why do you hate fun?

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


I don't understand how someone can "hate" a "lift". They are all good :colbert:

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Who the gently caress picks up a barbell and is like THIS SUCKS I AM A GIANT PUSSY

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

jeff smisek posted:

Who the gently caress picks up a barbell and is like THIS SUCKS I AM A GIANT PUSSY

*raises hands*

*...while holding a bar*

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu posted:

anyone remember little hercules, the superswole kid



He did not remain swole :(


Remember, you have to maintain your swoleness or it will leave you in search of greater vessels

Behind every childhood prodigy is a abusive scumbag father.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Sandrak

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

Behind every childhood prodigy is a abusive scumbag father.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Sandrak

Bobby Fischer didn't have a father, CHECKMATE

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Did back/tris + longish time in the steam room.

Now I can't stop eating this peppered salami. Salame. Whatever. It burns so good.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Was working on my landscaping today, deadlifted some shrubs right out of the ground.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
could the lower back pain/tightness i've been bitching about be a hip issue? the pain is really low, like say 4-6 inches above my tailbone. i've heard about SI joint, but it didn't seem like symptops of that really matched up but it's hard to say. i still want to see a doctor soon when i get my insurance straightened out, but kind of overwhelmed on how to go about it. heard chiros can be decent at this thing, but also they are quacks. GPs are real doctors but also heard they frequently don't know a lot when it comes to lifting and tell you to just take it easy and not do stuff that makes it worse. But I may have to get a recommendation from a GP to see a sports med doctor. UGHHHH I just want to lift. And I still am pretty sure this has more to do with my job than anything I"m doing lifting.

I think I"m going to start trying to go before work even though I hate it.


e: I dunno if this is a good indicator of whats going on, but when the low back/hip issue is acting up, like when I wake up, if I try to do that stretch wwhere you sit on the floor with your legs spread straight and stretch forward with your hand, I can barely even sit up straight to get it started. Whenever I'm more loose(when I'm not dealing with the pain) I can stretch forward pretty far no problem.

Drunk Driver Dad fucked around with this message at 02:53 on May 23, 2016

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Sounds like a lower back issue - my dad drape worth it for a long time (still kinda is). Definitely see a doctor, and get good work boots!

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
I should have enough when I get paid thursday to drop some money on some workboots. Also what about a doctor? Should I just see a regular GP to start with? I don't really have a family doctor, whenever I get a flu or something I just go to the local family clinic. Would a chiro actually hurt? I doubt he'll want to snap my neck or anything, but still. I'm a little paranoid I may have injured a disc, but the pain definitely feels muscular so I dunno. Its just really discouraging dealing with all this bullshit when I just want to lift. Either way, I think it would be a good idea to just take a break from squats and deadlifts for a couple weeks. Definitely won't hurt anything, my upper body always liked to lag behind lower body so this will be a good chance to catch up. I'd just really hate if it turned out to be a serious issue that stopped me from doing that for good.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
I'm not 100% sure how it should work in your case, and I'm not an expert on doctors, but I think my dad went from gp to some other specialist. It took a long time, but it's better.

abgushte badamjan
Apr 4, 2009

for butts??????
See your GP and ask for a sport physical therapist/doctor. If they cockblock you telling you to stay active with cardio and light weights, then search your city for a sports chiropractor who does ART (active release technique) or shop around for a different GP if you can.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

I'm not 100% sure how it should work in your case, and I'm not an expert on doctors, but I think my dad went from gp to some other specialist. It took a long time, but it's better.

Sometimes you have to do that just for insurance purposes

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Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
The problem with gp's is that they can be hilariously incompetent when it comes to sports related injuries. One diagnosed me with a slightly herniated disc when the actual problem was tight hamstrings

Jump through whatever hoops you have to, but what you need is a physiotherapist

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