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Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Great Joe posted:

Well, they wanted to put hip-hop over it, but they chose the shittiest, slowest hip-hop song ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITOi3CDb0cs
X gon go with everything. Nice job!

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Great Joe posted:

The original or the remix they did for that dead website?

this remix is doing it for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo_VsjX7wmI

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v63_arrx0Vg

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

also the raiden knockoff literally fights metal gear excelsus hahaha

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Cardboard Box A posted:

X gon go with everything. Nice job!
:colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m95z1FRZyY

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon

loving glorious

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


So is the current DooM or whatever it's capitalized any good or is it "good until Overwatch" good

'cos the latter launches in like 23 hours but I'm bored now

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
You know what else goes with everything? That's right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULyCSEbuCu0




Ciaphas posted:

So is the current DooM or whatever it's capitalized any good or is it "good until Overwatch" good

'cos the latter launches in like 23 hours but I'm bored now
Doom is good only for single player. Overwatch is good only for multiplayer. They don't overlap.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Ciaphas posted:

So is the current DooM or whatever it's capitalized any good or is it "good until Overwatch" good

'cos the latter launches in like 23 hours but I'm bored now

its a 10 hour sp arena shooter that people really like, some standard boring mp that they don't, and some level editing tools that people say are pretty neat but nobody knows if anything really great will come from them.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

It's spelled DOOM motherfuckersssss

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

gotta match the BPM, holmes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UehmE-lJj-I

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

i'm not feeling it

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2





codenameFANGIO posted:

It's spelled DOOM motherfuckersssss

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

d()0/\/\ is a pretty good game.

void_serfer
Jan 13, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbAKYiHV-pk
I win?

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

where the gently caress is the smash mouth mashup

void_serfer
Jan 13, 2012

Just need that and Chop Suey, and we're set.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
So I finished the first Uncharted. In the next to last area, I was like "this game is a lot more fun that I remembered, and I don't think it's aged too badly" and in the final area I was like "this game is garbage. I can't believe they made the most unfun ending possible".

Overall, it was still pretty great, the "exploring"/"platforming" was a bit better than I remembered, but the combat was just as bad. I look forward to playing Uncharted 2 next.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Uncharted 2's train level is pretty much one of the highlights of video games for me.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Snak posted:

So I finished the first Uncharted. In the next to last area, I was like "this game is a lot more fun that I remembered, and I don't think it's aged too badly" and in the final area I was like "this game is garbage. I can't believe they made the most unfun ending possible".

Overall, it was still pretty great, the "exploring"/"platforming" was a bit better than I remembered, but the combat was just as bad. I look forward to playing Uncharted 2 next.

The combat never gets good.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

IShallRiseAgain posted:

The combat never gets good.

Yeah, I pretty much expect that. I didn't mind the combat for the first 2/3 of the game, though. It wasn't until the last act when all the enemies became complete bullet sponges that took two headshots to kill that it started being lame. And then in the final level, YOU CAN"T USE A PISTOL, so instead of using the weapon that I've been the most comfortable with for the entire game, it dictates that I first use a shotgun, and then use an assault rifle, both of which are garbage weapons. It felt pretty bullshit having the choice that I've had the entire game taken away right at the end, for a completely arbitrary reason.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

For you folks playing at home: The video matches up with any BPM that's a multiple of 19. Up or lower the tempo of a song to the nearest multiple of 19 and you're set. Or just find a song that doesn't need changing, like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j4uaLeYl5w

void_serfer
Jan 13, 2012

That's not Smash Mouth or System of A Down.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Gotta Stay Fly may not be as dank a meme as All Star, but it is the dankest meme in my heart.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

the named the bad game battleborn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clID5DB-wWs

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBY-Xl13QnE

Somebody made a spiritual successor to Psi-Ops and inexplicably licensed it as a tie-in to the Heroes reboot that was cancelled the same week the game came out.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

I don't know what I'm seeing but the animation actually looks really cool and much more interesting than "pixar but not" that overwatch has going.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

PantsBandit posted:

I don't know what I'm seeing but the animation actually looks really cool and much more interesting than "pixar but not" that overwatch has going.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

PantsBandit posted:

I don't know what I'm seeing but the animation actually looks really cool and much more interesting than "pixar but not" that overwatch has going.

its actually really poo poo and only looks good sped up because its fluid enough and you can't see the lovely character designs

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I picked up Armored Core V at the library today because it said you get to customize big robots, I dont know if its any good but I hope it is cause I want ot make big robots fight rawr kaboom fire the lasers

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Ahundredbux posted:

what happened to Lady naga ?

Sorry I'm late, but a friend told me y'all were talking about me so I decided to clear the air a bit. Something Awful was a huge source of negativity in my life so I decided to just cut it out. I felt (and still feel) bad for abandoning my posting pals but I'm easy enough to find on the internet (most of my handles are in my profile) so I figured if they really wanted to reach me they could. I'm sorry that some (or most) of you thought that I was an rear end in a top hat; all I can really say is that despite couching a lot of my opinions in hyperbole everything I said I believed (barring really obvious jokes) and I got genuinely frustrated when people called me a contrarian. I'm really sorry if I'm boring people with my personal bullshit but I thought I might as well say what I felt I needed to.

Lady Naga fucked around with this message at 02:46 on May 23, 2016

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

PantsBandit posted:

I don't know what I'm seeing but the animation actually looks really cool and much more interesting than "pixar but not" that overwatch has going.

Here's the video in more or less the original format:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sai7jPmYg5k

The animation is extremely sloppy. That's why goons started speeding it up in the first place.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

PBS Newshour posted:

I picked up Armored Core V at the library today because it said you get to customize big robots, I dont know if its any good but I hope it is cause I want ot make big robots fight rawr kaboom fire the lasers

Armored Core games are hit or miss. If they scratch the itch, then it'll be the mother of all scratches. The games are almost all aces on the music, though

Ciaphas posted:

So is the current DooM or whatever it's capitalized any good or is it "good until Overwatch" good

'cos the latter launches in like 23 hours but I'm bored now



I hear the redbox option is popular if you play consoles. For PC? :shrug: hit up your backlog

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

it looks really bad sped up and fine the way it was

VoidBurger
Jul 18, 2008

A leap into the void.
The burger in space.
The non-sped-up one has really awful pacing for an action sequence. Needs to be snappier. Also I was surprised to learn it was an intro cutscene?? It doesn't tell me anything about anyone besides "They all shoot da guns."

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

the part where the heavy and the gunsmith are getting out and dusting themselves off feels out of place. i think the elf ciri part works. after that it kind of falls apart and i stop caring. especially the metal gear excelsus part

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
GKBBY-46B2M-DTDB7

jack orlando

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

corn in the bible posted:

GKBBY-46B2M-DTDB7

jack orlando

It got...jacked. :grin:

Risen: A75I5-PJ6GZ-457K2

Risen 2: A64GG-XD05A-F4CIN

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

IShallRiseAgain posted:

The combat never gets good.

It's a bit better in 4 because you can drop into stealth mid-fight and start picking enemies off again. There are definitely some really unfun fights towards the end, though.

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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
How is everybody doing today?


I hope everyone is having a good day!!

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