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-A69-
Apr 2, 2009

Pomp posted:

revelator comes out in less than three weeks

On steam, or just console? Should've clarified that I'm on steam.

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Zand
Jul 9, 2003

~ i'll take you for a ride ~ ride on a meteorite ~

Goetta posted:

Do any people who are like poo poo tier Bronze like me maybe want to do a lobby some evening once a week to dick around and practice in? I added people from the spreadsheet to my list but I don't think most people really even look at that in game usually.

wanna play st?

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

-A69- posted:

On steam, or just console? Should've clarified that I'm on steam.

oh

other than charge blitz and changes to side dust revelator is the same game minus 6 characters, so if you can nab it on steam for cheapish you're fine.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

This discussion of what is and is not good about Anime as a genre is the best the SFV thread has been since its inception, please don't stop

dracula factory you're a loving weirdo

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?

attackmole posted:

Melty Blood somehow has less objectifying character design than 99% of all fighting games despite being based on an erotic visual novel. Japan is weird.

they don't need to overly sexualize the characters in their design because you get to literally see their tits instead of just 80% of them past some cloth

Zand posted:

actually both of these characters (ino and goku) are just parts of Male Power Fantasies. try again

dammit, you said the words. my only choice now is to castrate myself so I don't have anymore badwrong masculine thoughts

interrodactyl
Nov 8, 2011

you have no dignity
dracula factory is just speaking truth to power

he did nothing wrong

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Power fantasies are awesome.

SethSeries
Sep 10, 2013



Homeboy should play MB. I'd love to hear his thoughts on anal nun.

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
I really kinda don't care about anime titties in video games.

Plus I have fighting game friends, and non-fighting game friends, and I don't play fighting games with people who don't play fighting games. Duh. So anyone who would ever potentially get offended by anime waifu boobies wouldn't play a fighter with me anyway because they'll lose and get mad and complain about finger puzzles or some poo poo. And if someone doesn't like fighting games, I'm probably not playing them when they're at my house so there is nothing to be embarrassed about

Dracula Factory
Sep 7, 2007


boxcarhobo posted:

This discussion of what is and is not good about Anime as a genre is the best the SFV thread has been since its inception, please don't stop

dracula factory you're a loving weirdo

Hey don't act like I was the first person to not talk about SF in the SF thread. And can you people really not understand the difference between a real human woman wearing what she wants, and a 3d dressup doll that old japanese(and american, apparently) guys could jerk it to? I guess im just not as much of a hxc gamer as you rad dudes.

Love Stole the Day
Nov 4, 2012
Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you

Help Im Alive posted:

Is the rest of the internet as negative about SF5 as this thread

I just checked Steamcharts and 3 months post-release it's doing much better than the various SF4 PC versions that came out. All of the SF4 iterations were at best in the hundreds around release time and into the following months. SF5 has been in the thousands since release and for these past 3 months. I'm sure they're doing even better on the consoles, which aren't really counted by Steamcharts.

So I think the game is doing fine. imo it's just goons being goons. (see: mechwarrior online)

Goetta posted:

Do any people who are like poo poo tier Bronze like me maybe want to do a lobby some evening once a week to dick around and practice in? I added people from the spreadsheet to my list but I don't think most people really even look at that in game usually.

If you're on the West coast or in Asia then yeah I'm down.

Love Stole the Day fucked around with this message at 19:39 on May 23, 2016

Zand
Jul 9, 2003

~ i'll take you for a ride ~ ride on a meteorite ~

Dracula Factory posted:

Hey don't act like I was the first person to not talk about SF in the SF thread. And can you people really not understand the difference between a real human woman wearing what she wants, and a 3d dressup doll that old japanese(and american, apparently) guys could jerk it to? I guess im just not as much of a hxc gamer as you rad dudes.

i honestly have no idea what you're talking about anymore

Dracula Factory
Sep 7, 2007


Zand posted:

i honestly have no idea what you're talking about anymore

same

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
if you're able to jerk off while playing a fighting game, I'd be pretty impressed honestly

how would that even work?

Dracula Factory
Sep 7, 2007


Gammatron 64 posted:

if you're able to jerk off while playing a fighting game, I'd be pretty impressed honestly

how would that even work?

That's my goddamn question, I've never been turned on by a video game character, maybe that's what makes me different.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
https://youtu.be/Hes3fygXP5g

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Dracula Factory posted:

Hey don't act like I was the first person to not talk about SF in the SF thread. And can you people really not understand the difference between a real human woman wearing what she wants, and a 3d dressup doll that old japanese(and american, apparently) guys could jerk it to? I guess im just not as much of a hxc gamer as you rad dudes.

I'm not being sarcastic

Dracula Factory posted:

That's my goddamn question, I've never been turned on by a video game character, maybe that's what makes me different.

its actually what makes you exactly the same as the rest of us, and then you trying to act like you are somehow superior because you don't play GG for ~MORAL REASONS~ is what makes you a loving weirdo

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Gammatron 64 posted:

if you're able to jerk off while playing a fighting game, I'd be pretty impressed honestly

how would that even work?

Maybe with a hitbox and some special macros

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Gammatron 64 posted:

if you're able to jerk off while playing a fighting game, I'd be pretty impressed honestly

how would that even work?

I shout commands into my Kinect. "LP LP Quartercircle Forward LP". A Bing window opens and begins ordering Papa Johns. The future is here.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Gammatron 64 posted:

if you're able to jerk off while playing a fighting game, I'd be pretty impressed honestly

how would that even work?

Win first round. Lose second round because you are jerking off. Win the third round.

Love Stole the Day posted:


If you're on the West coast or in Asia then yeah I'm down.

I live in Ohio

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

Dracula Factory posted:

That's my goddamn question, I've never been turned on by a video game character, maybe that's what makes me different.

usually I'm too preoccupied with punching the other person and not getting punched myself to even consider popping a boner

In Training posted:

Maybe with a hitbox and some special macros

I think it would only work if someone was trying to give you a hand job while playing, at which point you're either going to tell your girlfriend she's distracting you and to stop it or you're a normal person, you'll stop playing the game and focus on the lady grabbing your dick

Zero000
Mar 8, 2008

Woof.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Goetta posted:

I live in Ohio

My goondolences

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

that stick is sick

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..

hell yea

Dracula Factory
Sep 7, 2007


boxcarhobo posted:

its actually what makes you exactly the same as the rest of us, and then you trying to act like you are somehow superior because you don't play GG for ~MORAL REASONS~ is what makes you a loving weirdo

This isn't what I'm doing at all, I'm just saying I don't like most of GG's character designs and gameplay flow so I'm not going to play it. Also lol at a fg player calling somebody else a weirdo.

Zand
Jul 9, 2003

~ i'll take you for a ride ~ ride on a meteorite ~

is that yours? i want a favellacore stick too

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
i like to spank, whack and jack my dick to anime boobs

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
I think the japanese have invented some kinda machine that jerks you off that you can put on your wiener because of course they have. maybe you could use one of those and have both hands free

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Goetta posted:

Win first round. Lose second round because you are jerking off. Win the third round.

This guy knows what's up.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

I guess technology might be at a point where you could wire up your dick to work as a joystick

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Help Im Alive posted:

I guess technology might be at a point where you could wire up your dick to work as a joystick

become one with your stick

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?
I play fighting games using the sega activator & thrust my dick over the sensors

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

darealkooky posted:

they don't need to overly sexualize the characters in their design because you get to literally see their tits instead of just 80% of them past some cloth

See, that's the benefit of a clear split between porn and game (yeah i know shut up vns)!

For what it's worth, I think GG has mostly okay designs (I-No is femme fatale so she gets a pass like Valentine), the newer ones being considerably worse. Elphelt is trash and will die alone.

edit: and SFV (oh yeah this is a SFV thread) gave every single girl a boob job and skimpier clothing so yeah as I said every game is trash but people just defend their trash while attacking other men's trash mostly broken loose's trash tbf

rose is classy and strong and smart and clearly the best waifu tho

Dias fucked around with this message at 20:04 on May 23, 2016

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
Remember when every fighting game out there attached three sizes info to the female characters in the roster as a matter of course

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax

Dias posted:

See, that's the benefit of a clear split between porn and game (yeah i know shut up vns)!

this has been my opinion for a while now. its cool whatever you like to jack it to but id rather the jack zone and the fight zone be separate

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Help Im Alive posted:

I guess technology might be at a point where you could wire up your dick to work as a joystick

It's the last match of quarter finals and I carefully flop my flaccid cock in tiny quarter circle motions. I lose, suspecting my opponent of using performance enhancing drugs. I am vindicated when he later climaxes in casuals but, scandalously, remains hard.

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

Dracula Factory posted:

This isn't what I'm doing at all, I'm just saying I don't like most of GG's character designs and gameplay flow so I'm not going to play it. Also lol at a fg player calling somebody else a weirdo.

uhh you're also calling people friendless weirdos with shameful hobbies

that's the main reason people are responding to you

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

HMS Boromir posted:

this has been my opinion for a while now. its cool whatever you like to jack it to but id rather the jack zone and the fight zone be separate

please don't kinkshame, if I like to jack my "fight zone" then so be it

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GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
If someone managed to beat me in street fighter while they're also beating their meat at the same time, I wouldn't even be mad, I'd be really impressed

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