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FabioClone posted:Has Hillary even had one decent meme this election? Clearly unqualified to be president. Dude. How can you forget "Chillin' in Cedar Rapids"? https://twitter.com/guypbenson/status/622968675612651520
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That meme is as lame as her presidency would be. Fortunately, we don't have to worry about such things, since she would have to be chillin' pretty hard to make hell freeze over.
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Baloogan posted:“We have rights, you know! Our Voice Will Be Heard!” screeched a small mushroom. seriously baloogan, this is cool and good, and you should post more, so maybe take a break from referring to people as "c**t" and "n****r" and "ne0liberal" for a while so you're not constantly probated?
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May 23, 2016 18:22
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agreed I've enjoyed all of Baloogan's posts itt.
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May 23, 2016 19:07
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This thread has 1000 more views than the Clinton one. Basically the election is already over.
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May 23, 2016 19:19
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i'll toxx so i'll be happy about a single thing when trump wins
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Karl Barks posted:i'll toxx so i'll be happy about a single thing when trump wins this guy, this guy right here, he needs a tower
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FabioClone posted:Has Hillary even had one decent meme this election? Clearly unqualified to be president. I liked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:seriously baloogan, this is cool and good, and you should post more, so maybe take a break from referring to people as "c**t" and "n****r" and "ne0liberal" for a while so you're not constantly probated? ya have to post from the heart! otherwise there is no emotional content in the posts. without the rude and offensive you miss all this heavenly glory
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Baloogan posted:I liked wtf did they ban you and then make you IK?
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May 23, 2016 20:16
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we crucified a king 2000 years ago
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May 23, 2016 20:20
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and he rose again hungover without his avatar >_< and a tower
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Baloogan posted:ya have to post from the heart! otherwise there is no emotional content in the posts. without the rude and offensive you miss all this heavenly glory Stay gold, Baloogan. Don't let them bring you down.
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L-Boned posted:We will need Russia when it is basically the United States, Russia, India that have to lead The Final Crusade - Baghdadi Boogaloo
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Donald J. Trump and the Last Crusade
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Trump storms through his ship. The USS Trump is a Perry class long range patrol ship, roughly a mile long and shaped like a flattened cigar. Her compliment varies based on the mission she is assigned, less crew means less consumables are needed along with more room for consumables. The USS Trump is docked at space station Gingrich. Most starships are cigar shaped, and require servicing to components all along their length. Essentially the cigar shape of the ship entirely penetrates the space station, lengthwise. Dockworkers call this style of docking, where a cigar shape entirely penetrates the station, a “Clinton” But no one remembers who or what a “Clinton” is. Capt. Trump mutters to himself “I don’t need a stinking science officer” as he activates a turbolift to take him to the quarterdeck to meet the new officers and crew. He arrives at a chaotic scene, dozens and dozens of new crew are boarding the ship. Crewmen offer the customary salute as well as the deep bow. Being the captain, as well as the living embodiment of the god emperor has a few perks. Looking across the quarterdeck, he spots the bright white of another officer’s uniform. And what an officer! Her regulation-length blond hair catches the bright lights of the airlock. Looking flawless in her dress whites she catches Capt. Trump’s eye; and gives her new captain a nod and hurries over to present herself. “Permission to come aboard, sir?” along with a salute “Granted, welcome aboard...“ Capt. Trump pauses for a moment to take a look at the packet of orders she offered. “Lieutenant Megyn Kelly, new Science Officer!”
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Sitting in the luxurious captain's chair in the combat information center deep within the core of the USS Trump, Capt. Trump looks over the monitors. Engineering, Security, Tactical, Navigation all reporting in at 100%. Medical hasn’t reported in, but Capt. Trump knows that Dr. Carson simply isn’t awake to report to the CIC. He keys the ship wide intercom, the thousand plus crew of the USS Trump pause a moment to listen to their Captain. “MAGA!” started the traditional blessing, even though Earth and America were both lost to time. ‘America’ had become a word denoting the best of society. The ideals that guided the formation of their star empire, summed up in a word. “maga” whispered the crew, at all their stations. It was a great honor to be addressed by an incarnation of Trump, and for the most part the galactic empire was just. People lived, died, hosed much like they did back when the Earth existed and orbited Sol. The early history of the Galactic Empire is shrouded in the mists of time, but from what the historians can glean the Empire was formed after the Earth was unified in political ecstasy. A great man destroyed the nation states with words, not violence. Linguistic kill shots toppled the empires of the day, hard truths replaced fabricated lies. Men were men again. And women were women. And America was Great Again! Not just America, but the world was made Great. And the peoples of Earth looked upwards to the stars, and collectively wished the stars would be Made Great. There were some dissenters from the great new order. The Renegades fled the Earth, still searching furtively for a leader. And the Libertarians lead by the Pirate King McAfee were among those who refused the new order. Capt. Trump continued, “Our mission is simple, we will embark on a mission to explore the universe, and try again to find intelligent alien life.” “Many of the existing crew know of our successes, we recently found the last of the burnie people. We have fought the libertarian pirates. We have parleyed with the Renegades. Our mission remains unchanged. We are the first line of defense the Galactic Empire has, we are the tip of the spear! MAGA!” Capt. Trump roared “Maga!” was heard across the ship. Trump shut down the ship wide intercom and turned his attention to the ongoing undocking operations.
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May 24, 2016 00:24
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boosted get me a fuckin tower before i come over there and teach you the meaning of cuck (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Baloogan posted:boosted get me a fuckin tower before i come over there and teach you the meaning of cuck this man deserves a tower
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Baloogan should get a tower that gets a little shorter every time he says cuck imo
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May 24, 2016 02:42
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my tower just got 10 ft taller
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Vince Foster trending on twitter. Even as a Trump loyalist, I totally underestimated his social media game.
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Baloogan posted:ya have to post from the heart! otherwise there is no emotional content in the posts. without the rude and offensive you miss all this heavenly glory pro reference rip
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May 24, 2016 03:13
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don ald trump is more than you'll stump because hill ary clinton is more than i can let by or not bernie's been bought just follow the day follow the day and reach for the Don!!
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May 24, 2016 04:32
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I watched this episode on Trump's plane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF1JDNOLaYg it's amazing. Pretty sure this guy can do whatever he sets his mind to.
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texasmed posted:I watched this episode on Trump's plane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF1JDNOLaYg it's amazing. Pretty sure this guy can do whatever he sets his mind to. get this man a tower. welcome friend.
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May 24, 2016 04:38
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i have faced to bloodshed and dehumanized myself to trump. now give me that sweet tower
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May 24, 2016 09:41
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I can report firsthand that the tower feels really good
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May 24, 2016 12:26
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This isn't Bernie's America. Towers are not given, towers are earned. MAGA!
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May 24, 2016 12:39
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This just in: Natives don't give a poo poo about political correctness, 9 out of 10 Indians are unconcerned with the Washington Redskins team name.
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May 24, 2016 13:21
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Trump! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tem8WX-71fE
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Drake's really let himself go
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The Kingfish posted:I can report firsthand that the tower feels really good
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liquid hot maga
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babypolis posted:i have faced to bloodshed and dehumanized myself to trump. now give me that sweet tower How'd this guy get over the wall?
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The Kingfish posted:I can report firsthand that the tower feels really good
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that tower thing is pretty cool, i'd like one of those.
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Towers do not display in the app that I use but I deserve one nonetheless for my contributions to the fields of psychohistory, Trumpology, and chronomancy. Give tower. MAGA.
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