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PleasureKevin posted:the year is 2029. hackers in mainland china have been selling bugged Ara modules for years. the modules, which of course all had access to other parts of the phones, sat dormant collecting finger print images of their owners, periodically commandeering the antenna to send the valuable biometric data to servers overseas. 2 months ago a rogue member of the group, or possibly one of it's clients, leaked the petabytes of data onto the net. security technicians scrambled to cross reference the data with their databases, they didn't want any of the leaked biometric data being used to gain access to their systems. within days, millions of employees were unable to enter their own workplaces, and legacy security systems had to be taken out of storage for use again. Very little pleasure in this post, Kevin
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maniacdevnull posted:A totally normal use case and very reasonable lots of people talk spanglish or some other multi-language variety.
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Mr. Nice! posted:lots of people talk spanglish or some other multi-language variety. Belter scum.
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May 21, 2016 17:16
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my city speak keyboard es bueno, 馬鹿s.
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May 21, 2016 18:37
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maniacdevnull posted:A totally normal use case and very reasonable i'm a finn and while i'm posting in english right now, i often also type finnish 
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Wheany posted:i'm a finn and while i'm posting in english right now, i often also type finnish perkele
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May 21, 2016 18:46
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THE ARA EVERYBODY 
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May 21, 2016 19:23
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finally a use for my cargo jort side pocket
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May 21, 2016 19:26
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that pocket has always been for the 6/6s plus and you know it
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May 21, 2016 19:34
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literally a legophone
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i get this poo poo all the loving time i miss old maps
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one way ticket to grabtown
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maniacdevnull posted:A totally normal use case and very reasonable it is actually fairly normal for people that speak more than 1 language, yes
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Google doesn't automatically translate using correct syntax the epic combo of spanglish, memes, and inside jokewords like Chome and PossyNossy i use with my friends, fail much? It also doesn't autocorrect with correct syntax the custom distro of double dutch and vowel shift cipher i contrived with my twin brother, EPIC fail much? Sundar is a loving idiot. Gas these Gailures.
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May 22, 2016 19:06
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smdh if you ever use anything but american english just smdh
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Smythe posted:Google doesn't automatically translate using correct syntax the epic combo of spanglish, memes, and inside jokewords like Chome and PossyNossy i use with my friends, fail much? It also doesn't autocorrect with correct syntax the custom distro of double dutch and vowel shift cipher i contrived with my twin brother, EPIC fail much? Sundar is a loving idiot. Gas these Gailures. what's "possynossy"?
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May 22, 2016 19:21
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prefect posted:what's "possynossy"? The new meme, Brother.
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May 22, 2016 19:22
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Smythe are you excited for the next Nexus? Because i am.
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theres a new nexus? i figured they would have got it right by now
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maniacdevnull posted:Smythe are you excited for the next Nexus? Because i am. I have the 6P which is suiting my needs epically. I could do for a new Nexus 7 tho.
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I'd also like a Surface knockoff Chromebook.
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i have a nexus 6 (not 6p) that lastjob gave me its laggy garbage (big surprise) but ill likely still wait a year or two before buying a new phone if i were getting a phone today it'd probably be a stebe edition
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Progressive JPEG posted:if i were getting a phone today it'd probably be a stebe edition its the best phone ever, i love it
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Smythe posted:I'd also like a Surface knockoff Chromebook. 
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May 23, 2016 01:35
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I hope it's a Nexus 4X.
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May 23, 2016 01:37
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why would you waste a year of your life with a bad phone?
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Cardboard Box A posted:May I interest you in a CLOUDbook
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Smythe posted:Google doesn't automatically translate using correct syntax the epic combo of spanglish, memes, and inside jokewords like Chome and PossyNossy i use with my friends, fail much? It also doesn't autocorrect with correct syntax the custom distro of double dutch and vowel shift cipher i contrived with my twin brother, EPIC fail much? Sundar is a loving idiot. Gas these Gailures. Yet swiftkey manages it just fine even without google's decade of experience in natural language processing
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May 23, 2016 09:40
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sweet a second screen for my phone! i can't wait to get this module that won't be supported by literally anything!
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May 23, 2016 17:27
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Endless Mike posted:sweet a second screen for my phone! i can't wait to get this module that won't be supported by literally anything! the second screen is for all the sick hardware specs and temps and the current barometric pressure the first screen is for your anime wifu and clocks
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france found the google goldmine https://twitter.com/anticorruption/status/735091143042535424
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Mr Dog posted:oh 
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Pinterest Mom posted:france found the google goldmine
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im worried that cremnob didnt post about it do you guys know if hes ok
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May 24, 2016 16:41
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poty posted:im worried that cremnob didnt post about it do you guys know if hes ok he can no longer post in yospos
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May 24, 2016 17:40
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and thank god for that
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i cant believe lowtax gave in just because google threatened they would pull the ads from their networks. sad!
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The Management posted:he can no longer post in yospos wait, seriously?
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