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El Gallinero Gros posted:You'd have to be weird to finish 2nd whilst competing for a lady's affections to fuckin' Deadpool. Imagine Thanos, in all the scenes with Death wearing a fedora. "Look Death, I know that you said we're never going to work out. But, you're not seeing anyone, and I keep gifting all this stuff that I KNOW you'll like. You owe me, because I'm a nice Titan."
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PicklePants posted:Imagine Thanos, in all the scenes with Death wearing a fedora. We need a "WHAT IF...THANOS WAS A 'NICE GUY'?"
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May 24, 2016 08:37
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Ensign_Ricky posted:We need a "WHAT IF...THANOS WAS A 'NICE GUY'?" I actually have a copy of that. Omnibus costs like $120 though. Meanwhile, in DC 
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Ygolonac posted:IIRC, yes - he was (as usual) casually whoopassing her in the mornings with sticks - something something "normal school experience" something "never did *me* any harm" something "whippersnappers" something. Nope, Astonishing Spider-man and Wolverine #5 (I think).
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Can confirm.
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Cuchulain posted:I actually have a copy of that. Omnibus costs like $120 though. I love how blase Clark is about the extinction of humanity.
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May 24, 2016 15:50
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was "The World" a rival newspaper or something?
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Crazy #042 Cover (1978) by Bob Larkin HAH ME SUMMONING THE SPIDER
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Nope, Astonishing Spider-man and Wolverine #5 (I think). GOOGLE HAS FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME 
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Ygolonac posted:GOOGLE HAS FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME
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kujeger posted:was "The World" a rival newspaper or something? no it's an enemy stand
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It's been too long since we've seen this:  Spidey Super Stories #53
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redbackground posted:You should read ASM&W as it is pretty incredible, just putting that out there. I did read that, it's just I didn't have it handy when I made the post, thus 
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smashpro1 posted:It's been too long since we've seen this: Thanks for the avatar material.
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Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 09:52 on May 25, 2016 |
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May 25, 2016 09:49
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Is that some kinda baby Black Adam, or is it even dumber than that.
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I'm not diminishing it's comedic power by explaining anything. I even clone stamped out some word balloons.
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Lurdiak posted:Is that some kinda baby Black Adam, or is it even dumber than that. It's babby Darkseid, I believe.
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smashpro1 posted:It's been too long since we've seen this: I am still upset that Marvel didn't relaunch this during the Superior era. The world would be a much better place with Spidey Superior Stories.
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Teenage Fansub posted:Justice League #50 There are better ways to potty train a baby.
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In honour of Steve Rogers, not a robot; clone; or simulacrum, being a Nazi this whole time, I present you with What If Steve Rogers Were Secretly A Nazi This Whole Time And Then Became President? [What If? Vol 2. #28]
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Lurdiak posted:Is that some kinda baby Black Adam, or is it even dumber than that. Lois Lane of Earth-3 (Superwoman), who was married to Ultraman and had regular trysts with Owlman, turned out to have a baby that was Alexander Luthor's! And it has the ability to take power through the use of the magic word "MAZAHS" inherited from its father, re-absorbing all the powers of the New Gods and reincarnating Darkseid.
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Four Score posted:Lois Lane of Earth-3 (Superwoman), who was married to Ultraman and had regular trysts with Owlman, turned out to have a baby that was Alexander Luthor's! And it has the ability to take power through the use of the magic word "MAZAHS" inherited from its father, re-absorbing all the powers of the New Gods and reincarnating Darkseid. Even for a DC alternate universe, that's pretty stupid.
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Four Score posted:Lois Lane of Earth-3 (Superwoman), who was married to Ultraman and had regular trysts with Owlman, turned out to have a baby that was Alexander Luthor's! And it has the ability to take power through the use of the magic word "MAZAHS" inherited from its father, re-absorbing all the powers of the New Gods and reincarnating Darkseid. Now you're just making poo poo up
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Ghostlight posted:In honour of Steve Rogers, not a robot; clone; or simulacrum, being a Nazi this whole time, I present you with What If Steve Rogers Were Secretly A Nazi This Whole Time And Then Became President? Wait what? What the gently caress?
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Four Score posted:Lois Lane of Earth-3 (Superwoman), who was married to Ultraman and had regular trysts with Owlman, turned out to have a baby that was Alexander Luthor's! And it has the ability to take power through the use of the magic word "MAZAHS" inherited from its father, re-absorbing all the powers of the New Gods and reincarnating Darkseid. Is this real? I really want to know if this is real.
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ImpAtom posted:Is this real? I really want to know if this is real. It is 100% real
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As a slave to his daughter used to destroy the Justice League, no less. It's okay though, her Amazon mom turns her away at the last moment (a lot of women die/almost die in Rebirth guys) and, after the Black Racer is released slaying Volthoom and freeing Jessica Cruz/Cyborg's mind as well as Hal giving his Power Ring to Batman so Batman can free himself from the Mobius Chair before it makes him, I assume, a drooling vegetable, she reverts Darkseid to a creepy-looking baby and vanishes for parts unknown to raise him with TLC, while Owlman and Grid make off for the Moon of their Earth with the Mobius Chair. Of course, just as Owlman begins to attain omniscience, he becomes aware of a presence and he and Grid are subsequently atomized by Sir Not Appearing in This Film (Dr. Manhattan).
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Four Score posted:As a slave to his daughter used to destroy the Justice League, no less. It's okay though, her Amazon mom turns her away at the last moment (a lot of women die/almost die in Rebirth guys) and, after the Black Racer is released slaying Volthoom and freeing Jessica Cruz/Cyborg's mind as well as Hal giving his Power Ring to Batman so Batman can free himself from the Mobius Chair before it makes him, I assume, a drooling vegetable, she reverts Darkseid to a creepy-looking baby and vanishes for parts unknown to raise him with TLC, while Owlman and Grid make off for the Moon of their Earth with the Mobius Chair. Of course, just as Owlman begins to attain omniscience, he becomes aware of a presence and he and Grid are subsequently atomized by Sir Not Appearing in This Film (Dr. Manhattan). I don't believe a word of this.
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Rhonne posted:Wait what? What the gently caress? apparently Steve Rogers has always been an undercover Hydra Agent. Yeah. That's a real thing Marvel's going with now.
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Shakenbaker posted:I don't believe a word of this. basically DC got it's head stuck up it's own rear end with their characters cultural importance and status of superhero comics as a modern mythology and have taken it way to loving far. See also Batman Vs Superman. David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 05:04 on May 26, 2016 |
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Four Score posted:Hal giving his Power Ring to Batman so Batman can free himself from the Mobius Chair before it makes him, I assume, a drooling vegetable This might be the greatest thing in comics.
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To be fair, we were warned about Cap thinking democracy is for stupid babies a while ago: Unbeatable Squirrel-girl #5 (the first #5)
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David D. Davidson posted:basically DC got it's head stuck up it's own rear end Really, you could have just stopped there and your point would have been made
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Zore posted:apparently Steve Rogers has always been an undercover Hydra Agent. I heard about it when it hit Facebook. I know it'll get retconned in a year, but I thought they had to be stupid to think anyone's gonna buy this. And then I found out about DC Rebirth's big twist. Mary Jane has just figured out everyone is an idiot and has had enough of this poo poo.
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