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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

fixed

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Oops I forgot [spoiler tags

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


That Robot posted:

god drat the hype for this game is so fucken annoying

is it actually good at all?
better than the last hyped game

undertale got old quick

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


You guys should all just play Quake, which will always be better.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I will wait til doom is $7 since it's effectively a single player game so what's it matter.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

The Skeleton King posted:

You guys should all just play Quake, which will always be better.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Why is overwatch futa porn a thing

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
if anyone but blizzretards made this it would be laughed off of steam, PISSGAME

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Zombie Boat posted:

Why is overwatch futa porn a thing
it's a thing for literally every model they can get into SFM

well except the ones that already had dicks I suppose

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

The Skeleton King posted:

You guys should all just play Quake, which will always be better.

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

The Skeleton King posted:

You guys should all just play ArmA 3, which will always be better.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:chloe:

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.



He is still right. Both Quake and Arma are better than Overwatch.

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
I don't think multiplayer FPS games are fun

Like I really don't care for when some 12-year old teleports 30 feet, shanks me with a knife and calls me a human being friend of the family on xbox live

Please explain to me how playing online halo and cowwa doody are at all an enjoyable experience because I've tried it and I'm just not seeing it.

Also one of my fraternity brothers in college played pro halo for MLG so that might explain why they give me a bad taste in my mouth.

I think I kinda hate playing online games period because people are garbage, especially those on the internet who play video games

But running around at 100 mph murdering demons left and right is fun, so you should play doom

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Gammatron 64 posted:

I don't think multiplayer FPS games are fun

Like I really don't care for when some 12-year old teleports 30 feet, shanks me with a knife and calls me a human being friend of the family on xbox live

Please explain to me how playing online halo and cowwa doody are at all an enjoyable experience because I've tried it and I'm just not seeing it.

Also one of my fraternity brothers in college played pro halo for MLG so that might explain why they give me a bad taste in my mouth.

I think I kinda hate playing online games period because people are garbage, especially those on the internet who play video games

But running around at 100 mph murdering demons left and right is fun, so you should play doom

have you considered trying not to be a scrub

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Gammatron 64 posted:

I don't think multiplayer FPS games are fun

Like I really don't care for when some 12-year old teleports 30 feet, shanks me with a knife and calls me a human being friend of the family on xbox live

Please explain to me how playing online halo and cowwa doody are at all an enjoyable experience because I've tried it and I'm just not seeing it.

Also one of my fraternity brothers in college played pro halo for MLG so that might explain why they give me a bad taste in my mouth.

I think I kinda hate playing online games period because people are garbage, especially those on the internet who play video games

But running around at 100 mph murdering demons left and right is fun, so you should play doom

Yeah I love games that I'm done with after only like 5 hours

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Gammatron 64 posted:

Also one of my fraternity brothers in college played pro halo for MLG so that might explain why they give me a bad taste in my mouth.

why would this leave you with a bad taste in your mouth

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Gammatron 64 posted:

I don't think multiplayer FPS games are fun

Like I really don't care for when some 12-year old teleports 30 feet, shanks me with a knife and calls me a human being friend of the family on xbox live

Please explain to me how playing online halo and cowwa doody are at all an enjoyable experience because I've tried it and I'm just not seeing it.

Also one of my fraternity brothers in college played pro halo for MLG so that might explain why they give me a bad taste in my mouth.

I think I kinda hate playing online games period because people are garbage, especially those on the internet who play video games

But running around at 100 mph murdering demons left and right is fun, so you should play doom
you could play Overwatch vs bots and then the 12 year olds would be on your side

then again, you'd suffer the shame of playing vs bots

I kinda wish Battleborn was better because at least they had co-op that wasnt just botmatch

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
what about bulletstorm?

honest question, just remembered that existed as a synaptic misfire cascaded between quake and... now

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


The Protagonist posted:

what about bulletstorm?
it was a good game

not much help anymore though is it?

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Gammatron 64 posted:

I don't think multiplayer FPS games are fun

Like I really don't care for when some 12-year old teleports 30 feet, shanks me with a knife and calls me a human being friend of the family on xbox live

Please explain to me how playing online halo and cowwa doody are at all an enjoyable experience because I've tried it and I'm just not seeing it.

Also one of my fraternity brothers in college played pro halo for MLG so that might explain why they give me a bad taste in my mouth.

I think I kinda hate playing online games period because people are garbage, especially those on the internet who play video games

But running around at 100 mph murdering demons left and right is fun, so you should play doom

how the gently caress am i supposed to explain why you should like something you don't like you retard

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Blizzard should have just remade Wolf:ET and updated the graphics, they could still jam the animes in there for the waifu crowd sales and futa porn

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

CrashCat posted:

it was a good game

not much help anymore though is it?

uh, I mean... it could be, maybe? like in the sense of having a dece fps to play, I guess?

but no I suppose in the grand scheme it won't do much to hold off the cold embrace of death

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Shaquin posted:

why would this leave you with a bad taste in your mouth

all the progaming left him no time for healthy food, which is known to make sperm taste better

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Gammatron 64 posted:

I don't think multiplayer FPS games are fun

Like I really don't care for when some 12-year old teleports 30 feet, shanks me with a knife and calls me a human being friend of the family on xbox live

Please explain to me how playing online halo and cowwa doody are at all an enjoyable experience because I've tried it and I'm just not seeing it.

Get gud and suk less?

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


The Protagonist posted:

uh, I mean... it could be, maybe? like in the sense of having a dece fps to play, I guess?

but no I suppose in the grand scheme it won't do much to hold off the cold embrace of death
Well, sure, if you didn't already play it, go hog wild etc

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Ein cooler Typ posted:

overwatch is pretty much the death knell for the last bastion of true gamers. overwatch is the beginning of the new normal in gaming and signifies the medium's full transition into a democratized entertainment product at the sake of innovating truly powerful and unique storytelling and gameplay experiences

basically it is the final step in the full casualization of gaming

as a casual, I am glad of this; but I will not buy or play the video game, since it is a medium for idiots and children.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Minimalist Program posted:

as a casual, I am glad of this; but I will not buy or play the video game, since it is a medium for idiots and children.
what is the medium for you?

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
medium rare!! Hahaha!!

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
spirit medium!!

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
spoiler: its bad

Frisky
Apr 2, 2012

What turtle?
I like to play with the armored giant and drive everybody off a cliff, including myself.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Applewhite posted:

Overwatch is a garbage game for people whose time is worthless even to themselves.

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot
i like how this turned into mom propaganda about vidya games not being for adult grown men or something so play this poo poo trash game made by autistic anime people

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ban all anime

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

signalnoise posted:

Yeah I love games that I'm done with after only like 5 hours

I unironically love games that are over in 5 hours because I work for a living and do non-video game things and don't have time for that poo poo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Germstore posted:

I will wait til doom is $7 since it's effectively a single player game so what's it matter.

Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

I have had few game make me clench during combat, this is one of them. That counts for at least ten bucks.

Much like posting here.

So wait for it to be 17$

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
butthole puckerability really is an overlooked gold standard for gauging enjoyment

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Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
If it's so bad, how come it got good reviews? People are never worng.

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