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FutonForensic posted:In a Gift of the Magi-esque twist, Congress renames America as Bud Light Lime I pledge of allegiance, to the flag, of the united Bud Light Lime And to the sixpack for which it stands One brew, under god, indivisible, with boobies and football for all
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# ? May 10, 2016 18:30 |
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Zaphod42 posted:I pledge of allegiance, to the flag, of the united Bud Light Lime Makes sense. America would be the greatest country in the world except for the aftertaste.
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# ? May 10, 2016 18:34 |
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I'd make fun of how dumb a name "America" is for a beer but I'm Canadian.
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# ? May 10, 2016 19:08 |
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Christo posted:I'd make fun of how dumb a name "America" is for a beer but I'm Canadian. You're "Budweiser Liteian" for a while now, I'm afraid...
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# ? May 10, 2016 21:53 |
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There's a beer called "Canadian"
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# ? May 10, 2016 22:56 |
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FrozenVent posted:There's a beer called "Canadian" Let's be honest, Canada becoming Bud Lite better reflects the reality.
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# ? May 10, 2016 23:29 |
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Literally thought Tosh was a fake name for one guy but there is a corporate exec with that name. Someone in charge of something is named Tosh.
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# ? May 11, 2016 07:31 |
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Christo posted:I'd make fun of how dumb a name "America" is for a beer but I'm Canadian. No, you did it wrong. No contraction. I am Canadian I don't even know if I miss this commercial.
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# ? May 11, 2016 07:36 |
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swims posted:Literally thought Tosh was a fake name for one guy but there is a corporate exec with that name. Someone in charge of something is named Tosh. I thought the same thing until recent family tree research reveals I have like a great-great-uncle named Tosh (or nicknamed). I know it's not, but I always want it to be short for Toshua. Also when I was growing up one of the kids I went to school with's dad was named Osh. I never learned if it was short for something. AFAIK that family was Italian.
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# ? May 11, 2016 12:18 |
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Canemacar posted:Let's be honest, Canada becoming Bud Lite better reflects the reality. Everyone drinks it and it's essentially garbage beer?
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# ? May 11, 2016 12:28 |
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What the gently caress is wrong with the French?
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# ? May 14, 2016 18:10 |
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From article: quote:(Oraxy, the Paris-based internet company that organised the stunt) describes itself on its website as “the world’s first private global marketplace reserved… for Ultra High Net Worth Individuals.” You can not convince me that these aren't actual supervillians. These sound like dudes I would be taking out in a Hitman game.
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# ? May 14, 2016 18:45 |
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I'm surprised they weren't killed, to be honest.
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# ? May 14, 2016 22:26 |
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Possibly worth pointing out that America is not the name of a country?
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# ? May 15, 2016 00:48 |
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It's shorthand for United States of America everyone knows that. Even people from Brazil and Canada understand that and don't care that it happens. Though I propose we change it to Usa (oo-sah). I'm an Usan.
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# ? May 15, 2016 00:54 |
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Does anyone know why the gently caress they thought this was a good idea? I could write this off as an incredibly poorly thought out marketing stunt if they were selling anything, but it doesn't seem to be that. It just looks like they were doing it for shits and giggles and somehow managed not to get shot doing it.
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# ? May 15, 2016 01:51 |
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Ratoslov posted:Does anyone know why the gently caress they thought this was a good idea? I could write this off as an incredibly poorly thought out marketing stunt if they were selling anything, but it doesn't seem to be that. It just looks like they were doing it for shits and giggles and somehow managed not to get shot doing it. Also, isn't this the second time something similar has happened? I remember a resort had an "interactive event" which involved "terrorists." So yeah, people are dumb as gently caress
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# ? May 15, 2016 04:24 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:I'm surprised they weren't killed, to be honest. I'm annoyed they weren't.
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# ? May 15, 2016 07:18 |
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AgentF posted:Possibly worth pointing out that America is not the name of a country? Yeah it is, just like our southern neighbor's name is Mexico.
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# ? May 15, 2016 08:39 |
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Mu Zeta posted:It's shorthand for United States of America everyone knows that. Even people from Brazil and Canada understand that and don't care that it happens. Technically, you're all Columbian.
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# ? May 15, 2016 09:47 |
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Mu Zeta posted:Though I propose we change it to Usa (oo-sah). I'm an Usan. As in: ? See also: Made in USA
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# ? May 15, 2016 14:46 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Technically, you're all Columbian. Vespurran.
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# ? May 15, 2016 20:59 |
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Jonathan Yeah! posted:Vespurran. Uh.... You mean Vespuccian? Anyway it's Erikssonian.
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# ? May 15, 2016 21:13 |
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Hesperian.
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# ? May 15, 2016 22:52 |
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I've been to Usa, Japan a lot and they have some small attractions that play on that USA U.S.A. difference. There's not much of a city there, but there are small American jokes. They put an American-ish flag on the train station platform sign. There's even a hollywood sign style USA on their mountain. For a more relevant contribution, I read a pretty interesting article the other day about Facebook's attempted push into India, which culminated in a disaster of a PR push. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/may/12/facebook-free-basics-india-zuckerberg
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# ? May 16, 2016 07:24 |
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I like that they felt the need to clarify, on their platform sign, that this was Usa City in Oita Prefecture, not suddenly the United States of America. Otherwise, I'd hate to be a dozing drunk missing my stop and waking up there. "Holy poo poo, how long have I been out?"
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# ? May 16, 2016 13:42 |
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Canemacar posted:Let's be honest, Canada becoming Bud Lite better reflects the reality. But we kicked Harper out of office <>
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# ? May 17, 2016 01:29 |
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Byzantine posted:Yeah it is, just like our southern neighbor's name is Mexico. "So, what country are you from?" "I'm from the United States of America." "What a coincidence. So am I!"
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# ? May 17, 2016 08:52 |
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dpbjinc posted:"So, what country are you from?" And this is why we must elect Trump, or this chilling conversation could be true!
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# ? May 17, 2016 09:32 |
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AstroBravo posted:
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# ? May 17, 2016 13:27 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:And this is why we must elect Trump, or this chilling conversation could be true! Soy estadounidense, gracias.
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# ? May 17, 2016 22:21 |
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Crossposting from CD. https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/733613698644738048
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# ? May 20, 2016 17:46 |
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Mierenneuker posted:Crossposting from CD. Eh I'm alright with it.
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# ? May 20, 2016 18:13 |
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Mierenneuker posted:Crossposting from CD. "Apoca-who?" That doesn't work when your name is a word, like Apocalypse. Unless Rooney has just never heard the word 'apocalypse' before, but its in movies all the drat time. Overall not too bad though.
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# ? May 20, 2016 18:25 |
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Zaphod42 posted:"Apoca-who?" Rooney is infamous for being dumb as poo poo.
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# ? May 20, 2016 18:44 |
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Applegate Farms, whose products I do buy sometimes, has been advertising on Pandora. Some lady reads the "scary" ingredients of some other brand, which has me rolling my eyes. But it doesn't stop there. Then she plays the ingredient list backwards and some demon voice announces what fools we are for using the other product what with all of it's bizarre ingredients. Beside the fact that this whole Food Babe chemical scare is usually nonsense, they're pretty much admitting it's nonsense because playing records and tapes backwards looking for demon messages is well associated with pearl-clutching mothers looking for evil where there is none. Anyway, I'm not sure how harmful cow growth hormones are to human children, nor do I really care, but this add from them was kinda funny. And even if you call bullshit on the premise, my guess is it probably does well with it's audience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhHyHkCeBo
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:13 |
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Bast Relief posted:And even if you call bullshit on the premise, my guess is it probably does well with it's audience. [video type="youtube"]NQhHyHkCeBo[ I love the opening shot with the children's drawing on the wall while asking about something more natural for their family Can someone tell me what actually is wrong with GMO/hormones/whatever? I can understand the appeal of the whole "natural and organic for my precious family" but are any of these scary pest resistant or modified food bad even in a way that would even do the smallest bit of harm? Pretty late edit: I read this article and everything became much clearer and I loving hate anti-GMO people about 1000% more now http://www.slate.com/articles/healt...and_errors.html stringball has a new favorite as of 12:32 on May 25, 2016 |
# ? May 25, 2016 11:38 |
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Here thread, have a lame trailer for a kickstarter game experiencing development hell, countless delays, and ever-dwindling expectations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YngbHOz--oc (Mighty No. 9)
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# ? May 25, 2016 18:44 |
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Grey Fox posted:Here thread, have a lame trailer for a kickstarter game experiencing development hell, countless delays, and ever-dwindling expectations: I don't know if they're cutscenes or just debug tools to reorient the camera, but when that game is at any angle other than far away as a 2D platformer, it looks like one of those Brazilian Pixar knockoffs. Anyway I dunno if it has come up in this thread before, and I don't know all of the details, but wasn't it Mighty No. 9's development team that created a Kickstarter for a second, garbage-looking game that then turned out to not actually need crowdfunding anyway because they had already gotten a studio to back them but were keeping that to be a surprise? I'm sad that Megaman Legends 3 is never coming out with Inafune gone from Capcom, but I'm more surprised now how he was able to lead a development team successfully ever, considering he has put himself into development hell on two different indie projects at the same time.
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Grey Fox posted:Here thread, have a lame trailer for a kickstarter game experiencing development hell, countless delays, and ever-dwindling expectations: Mighty Mega Man Lawsuit
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