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| Your dad's dick |
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46 | 21.50% |
| Manchesters |
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20 | 9.35% |
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| What's his name |
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72 | 33.64% |
| London |
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25 | 11.68% |
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blue footed boobie posted:Reminder that: Is this why you wanted this thread so badly?
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May 25, 2016 15:16
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Brony Car posted:Is this why you wanted this thread so badly? tbf I already posted this in the weekend web thread, but if we want to keep the erotic fan fic going this is the place to do it.
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May 25, 2016 15:19
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Reading have signed an insanely athletic defender, just look at him drat http://www.readingfc.co.uk/news/article/defedner-danzell-gravenberch-set-to-sign-for-royals-3124824.aspx
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May 25, 2016 15:28
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Andre Le Fuckface posted:Reading have signed an insanely athletic defender, just look at him drat Im werking my hoog
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May 25, 2016 16:09
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Ziggy Tzardust posted:Lots of places are reporting that West Ham are close to signing notoriously average winger Gokhan Tore for 12 million. I get that he's a Bilic favorite but everything I've seen of him suggests that he's not that great (apart from a couple of decent performances in the Europa league). We do know that if Tore gets signed, anybody at West Ham that sleeps with his girl will have to speak to both Gokhan and his gun.
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May 25, 2016 17:36
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Dutch paper Telegraaf is reporting that Zlatan has signed for United and will be unveiled in the near future. Zlatan's agent is Dutch so it might well be a leak orchestrated by him.
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May 25, 2016 17:38
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Der Shovel posted:Dutch paper Telegraaf is reporting that Zlatan has signed for United and will be unveiled in the near future. Zlatan's agent is Dutch so it might well be a leak orchestrated by him. Mino Raiola is a oval office and if it is orchestrated by him it's only to get him a higher agents fee.
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May 25, 2016 17:40
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Troy Queef posted:We do know that if Tore gets signed, anybody at West Ham that sleeps with his girl will have to speak to both Gokhan and his gun. big slav loves a fellow mentalist, he hired Julian Dicks to stand around and look hard. I predict next season will start well, accelerate into top gear, then become emotionally exhausted and completely snap for the final few games. Again. But hopefully not the first few games, like this season's europa league red-card-a-thon.
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May 25, 2016 17:53
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Remember that striker Leicester paid £9.5m for last season in competition with Chelsea? Well, now he's a Hoffenheim player. https://twitter.com/LCFC/status/735499779761917952
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May 25, 2016 18:29
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MrBling posted:Remember that striker Leicester paid £9.5m for last season in competition with Chelsea? Well, now he's a Hoffenheim player. too poo poo to get a medal in a team with Mark Albrighton, a shameful record signing
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May 25, 2016 18:59
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Rafa Benetiz - Newcastle United, new 3 year contract - Done Deal Newcastle United are delighted to confirm that Rafa Benitez will remain as Newcastle United manager, after signing a new initial three-year contract. On Wednesday afternoon the Spaniard put pen to paper on the deal which will keep him on Tyneside until at least the summer of 2019. Benitez will have day-to-day responsibility for all football-related matters at the club. The 56-year-old joined the Magpies in March, taking charge of the team for the final ten games of the 2015/16 season. Despite the club's eventual relegation, he led United to three victories and a six-game unbeaten run, which culminated in a comprehensive 5-1 victory over Tottenham Hotspur on the final day of the season. Benitez said: "I am extremely pleased to be staying at Newcastle United. "The love I could feel from the fans was a big influence for me in my decision to stay, as was my relationship with Lee Charnley and all the staff. "This is a huge club and I wanted to be part of the great future I can see for Newcastle United." Managing director Lee Charnley added: "When we brought Rafa to the club in March, we knew he was a phenomenal manager and everything we have seen from him since has only served to reinforce that. "We are therefore delighted to have secured his services for the next three years and I believe with Rafa as manager it gives us the best possible chance of returning to the Premier League at the first time of asking and delivering success for this football club beyond that. "It is clear that Rafa has connected deeply with the club's supporters and we do not underestimate the role they have played in his decision to stay. "He has captured the hearts and minds not just of the fans, but of everyone who has had the pleasure of working with him at the club thus far. "As a world-class manager we had no doubt in our minds as to the importance of retaining him at Newcastle United." A further announcement regarding Benitez's coaching staff will be made in due course. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20160525/rafa-stays-at-united_2281670_5598640
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May 25, 2016 18:59
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lee charnley's reaction when he signed it
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May 25, 2016 19:07
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Most decorated guy to manage in the Championship?
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May 25, 2016 19:19
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Thanks for your work, Lee; I hope you get sacked now.
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May 25, 2016 19:23
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Jose posted:lee charnley's reaction when he signed it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Koye4tPyHL0 I'm very happy for newcastle
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May 25, 2016 19:33
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Andre Le Fuckface posted:Reading have signed an insanely athletic defender, just look at him drat He is certainly very athletic.
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May 25, 2016 20:35
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and surprisingly articulate, from what i hear
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May 25, 2016 20:56
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The name of the man is Danzell Gravenberch.
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May 25, 2016 20:57
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Jose posted:lee charnley's reaction when he signed it funny, it looks like your avatar's reaction!
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May 25, 2016 21:20
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Mourinho to United is still delayed as there are some issues around his image rights to resolve. Apparently Chelsea own the rights to Jose Mourinho as a trademark lol
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May 25, 2016 21:36
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julian assflange posted:Mourinho to United is still delayed as there are some issues around his image rights to resolve. Apparently Chelsea own the rights to Jose Mourinho as a trademark lol The article I read said that they registered the trademark when he was there the first time and he's been at Inter and Real since then without a problem so eh.
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May 25, 2016 21:42
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Syncopated posted:The article I read said that they registered the trademark when he was there the first time and he's been at Inter and Real since then without a problem so eh. That's very odd, it could be due to it being another UK club perhaps
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May 25, 2016 21:48
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Syncopated posted:The article I read said that they registered the trademark when he was there the first time and he's been at Inter and Real since then without a problem so eh. There are also issues with his watch sponsor and car sponsor, among other things.
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May 25, 2016 22:04
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I hope it turns out that the deal falls through because he's contracted to rival noodle and detergent sponsors.
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May 25, 2016 22:10
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That would be the most Woodward thing ever.
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May 25, 2016 22:13
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Newcastle fans should be on their knees praising the Lord that big Tez signed that contract.
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May 25, 2016 22:14
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Shrapnig posted:There are also issues with his watch sponsor and car sponsor, among other things. Managers get sponsors? The more you know.
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May 25, 2016 22:24
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Syncopated posted:Managers get sponsors? The more you know. http://www.hublot.com/en/partnerships/jose-mourinho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGuPeMaJzvo Chevrolet thinks Jose's Jaguar sponsorship is a conflict of interest because they're "rival" brands lol.
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May 25, 2016 22:29
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Hoops posted:Newcastle fans should be on their knees praising the Lord that big Tez signed that contract. we've all been posting in dread that he wouldn't once relegation was confirmed i'm glad that 50k people singing his name for weeks had the desired effect
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May 25, 2016 22:34
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Jose posted:we've all been posting in dread that he wouldn't once relegation was confirmed
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May 25, 2016 22:37
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Shrapnig posted:http://www.hublot.com/en/partnerships/jose-mourinho All this did was make me look up the ManU sponsor page and...they've grown and it's still hilarious. They now have, amongst others, an: --Official Feature Film Partner --Official Global Lubricant Oil and Retail Fuel Partner --Official Digital Transformation Partner --Official Social Casino Games Partner --Official Social Football Gaming Partner for South Korea
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May 25, 2016 22:37
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Hoops posted:He's a sentimental old fool, and we love him for it. i do but it seems no premier league team offered him a job and he wants to stay in england since his family live here
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May 25, 2016 22:39
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Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United interested in Napoli centerback Kalidou Koulibaly hmm but is he any good? quote:"He is phenomenal, the best defender in Serie A. There is a lot of racism around him," [Maradona] told Piuenne. 
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May 26, 2016 00:29
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He is actually very good, total turnaround from the season before. Don't know why he would go to United or Chelsea though, he'll be playing CL football with Napoli.
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May 26, 2016 00:41
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JFairfax posted:Rafa Benetiz - Newcastle United, new 3 year contract - Done Deal 
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May 26, 2016 00:41
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Isn't Koulibaly the guy that Deschamps tried to call up for the Euros?
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May 26, 2016 00:45
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Gigi Galli posted:He is actually very good, total turnaround from the season before. Don't know why he would go to United or Chelsea though, he'll be playing CL football with Napoli. They would probably like triple his salary.
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May 26, 2016 00:46
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Me right now
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May 26, 2016 00:46
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Bogan Krkic posted:Isn't Koulibaly the guy that Deschamps tried to call up for the Euros? He was born in France but he's played for Senegal.
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May 26, 2016 00:55
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Shrapnig posted:He was born in France but he's played for Senegal. Yes but Deschamps tried to call him up like last month despite him having played several games for Senegal and looked like a right mong
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May 26, 2016 01:31
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