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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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franks
Jan 1, 2007

Alcoholism is the only
disease you can get
yelled at for having.

dex_sda posted:

where's the bad footie tats thread

I think the Chile thread got closed after the World Cup ended

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XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

And, it's sponsored.

Edit: Also, who's favorite player is a loving keeper?

Fake edit: Also, who gets tats of another man's face?

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


XBenedict posted:

Edit: Also, who's favorite player is a loving keeper?

you called???

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Full disclosure, I'm the kind of guy who willingly went to goal in playground games, and still does to this day

Still B.A.E
Mar 24, 2012

franks posted:

I think the Chile thread got closed after the World Cup ended

Lol

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


franks posted:

I think the Chile thread got closed after the World Cup ended

They do have some really terrible tats

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

dex_sda posted:

Full disclosure, I'm the kind of guy who willingly went to goal in playground games, and still does to this day

Same, I always loved being keeper for some weird reason

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

vyelkin posted:

Same, I always loved being keeper for some weird reason

Lazy or fat.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


vyelkin posted:

Same, I always loved being keeper for some weird reason

I was decent at it cus I'm twitchy and have a good understanding of positioning and footwork, it felt good to be the team hero 20 times a game

(and felt bad to be the team shitter when I let in a howler; goalkeeping is a rollercoaster of emotions)

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.

XBenedict posted:

Lazy or fat.

lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

XBenedict posted:

Lazy or fat.

lol but neither actually, it's just cause that's what I was best at, my footwork was never great

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.


That should tone down the violence at Old Firm matches

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


XBenedict posted:

Edit: Also, who's favorite player is a loving keeper?

Do you even know who Buffon is?

I, for one, am incredibly gay for him.

WHAT A BREAKFAST
Jan 13, 2006


Jerome Boateng probably has the coolest bedside lamps in professional football
(sorry for the bad quality)

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

WHAT A BREAKFAST posted:

Jerome Boateng probably has the coolest bedside lamps in professional football
(sorry for the bad quality)

I was going to say he has one of the most ridiculous websites in professional football, but after checking it turns out that it is Kevin Prince Boateng's website.

http://kpboateng.com

still, give it a loving click, it's very silly

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

WHAT A BREAKFAST posted:



Jerome Boateng probably has the coolest bedside lamps in professional football
(sorry for the bad quality)

AK lamps, check.
Obscene hat collection, check.
Prison shower shoes, check.

I bet there is a refrigerator full of Cristal in that crib.

#suburbanthuglife

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


JFairfax posted:

I was going to say he has one of the most ridiculous websites in professional football, but after checking it turns out that it is Kevin Prince Boateng's website.

http://kpboateng.com

still, give it a loving click, it's very silly

it's like a footballer made Myst

Gay But Crush Puss
May 19, 2016

by zen death robot

WHAT A BREAKFAST posted:



Jerome Boateng probably has the coolest bedside lamps in professional football
(sorry for the bad quality)

New money

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

JFairfax posted:

I was going to say he has one of the most ridiculous websites in professional football, but after checking it turns out that it is Kevin Prince Boateng's website.

http://kpboateng.com

still, give it a loving click, it's very silly

A website that takes that long to load, and has music, absolutely did NOT win any design award. :colbert:

WHAT A BREAKFAST
Jan 13, 2006

XBenedict posted:

AK lamps, check.
Obscene hat collection, check.
Prison shower shoes, check.

I bet there is a refrigerator full of Cristal in that crib.

#suburbanthuglife

His hat collection is a joke compared to his sneaker collection, which spreads over five rooms.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Sandwolf posted:

Do you even know who Buffon is?

I, for one, am incredibly gay for him.

Same :swoon:

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

XBenedict posted:

That should tone down the violence at Old Firm matches

http://www.joeybarton.com/is-there-any-point-in-the-royal-family/

He'll fit right in.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Barton and Scott Brown....can't wait

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I think Neymar wants to gently caress himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS6v6vkrNEU

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.


He probably paid that firm a lot of money, for a janky WP installation. Mong.

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Standing on the ball is for cowards.

Real pros sit on the thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgS8fEbRAMY

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

JFairfax posted:

I was going to say he has one of the most ridiculous websites in professional football, but after checking it turns out that it is Kevin Prince Boateng's website.

http://kpboateng.com

still, give it a loving click, it's very silly

I've visited this site several times and it has never failed to completely blow me away.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

franks posted:

I think the Chile thread got closed after the World Cup ended

Lmao

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013







https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/478753917816569856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

dex_sda posted:

I was decent at it cus I'm twitchy and have a good understanding of positioning and footwork, it felt good to be the team hero 20 times a game

(and felt bad to be the team shitter when I let in a howler; goalkeeping is a rollercoaster of emotions)

But that's when you get to throw a poo poo fit at your defense for daring to allow a shot at your precious goal.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


B.B. Rodriguez posted:

But that's when you get to throw a poo poo fit at your defense for daring to allow a shot at your precious goal.

And raise a hand to the ref for offside hashtag neuer

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

What civilized person gives a poo poo if someone stands on a ball?

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006


Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

franks posted:

I think the Chile thread got closed after the World Cup ended

good post

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Well, it's kinda of cute and a nice gesture to be honest. I don't think I'd get a tattoo of some random cunts face though.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
https://twitter.com/FootbalIStuff/status/735439145049460736

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Holy poo poo.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Get him on the chunnel roy, 119th minute impact sub

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emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

tasty penalty, lad.

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