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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

mmj posted:

what program do people use to grab posts off facebook?

e:


A friend shared a link to the page "Illuminati Killers" and I got this mildly interesting thing. It's been a while since I listened to anything by NWA but I don't remember them talking about the new world order very often, and I'm pretty sure they were big on the money and demeaning women thing. So far a total of 3 people liked it.


and thanks for the tip, turns out the imgur extension lets me screencap just part of the screen

He's not saying NWA talk about the new world order. He's praising Immortal Technique, who totally buys all that poo poo and also sucks.

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RainbowCake
Apr 1, 2010

Refurbished cats may have scratches, dents or other forms of cosmetic damage which do not affect the performance of the unit.
Context: The Canadian Prime Minister accidentally elbowed someone lightly during a Government Thing, this has been the only news topic in Canada since it happened



I just can't resist companies being snarky :v

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


RainbowCake posted:

Context: The Canadian Prime Minister accidentally elbowed someone lightly during a Government Thing, this has been the only news topic in Canada since it happened



I just can't resist companies being snarky :v

CBC had a report on the elbow thing and it found that more or less the only people who give a poo poo about it are pearl-clutching conservatives who already hate Trudeau.

Nothing quite as eye-roll inducing though as the person who goes :byodood: "Your story is taking up precious space on the internet" ("ok.")

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Henchman of Santa posted:

He's not saying NWA talk about the new world order. He's praising Immortal Technique, who totally buys all that poo poo and also sucks.

Immortal Technique is the Queen of hip hop/Rap, nerds trot it out to show how meaningful and deep it is, but then doesn't get the money and respect Lil Wayne or Kanye gets.


CommonShore posted:

CBC had a report on the elbow thing and it found that more or less the only people who give a poo poo about it are pearl-clutching conservatives who already hate Trudeau.

Nothing quite as eye-roll inducing though as the person who goes :byodood: "Your story is taking up precious space on the internet" ("ok.")

Yea, it's pretty funny how lovely right wingers in this country are because they want to be the Republicans, so they use the same kind of techniques, but without a massive RWM industry to back them up, they just end up looking goofy. They also complained that Trudeau didn't go to the Fort Mac early enough, because going there when it was at its worst would have not caused any issues with the people trying to fight the fires. They cannot accept that a completely humorless, empty shell of a human being was defeated by someone people genuinely like.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



twistedmentat posted:

Immortal Technique is the Queen of hip hop/Rap, nerds trot it out to show how meaningful and deep it is, but then doesn't get the money and respect Lil Wayne or Kanye gets.

Music business hate me cause the industry ain’t make me
Hustlers and boosters embrace me and the music I be making
I dumbed down for my audience to double my dollars
They criticized me for it, yet they all yell “holla”
If skills sold, truth be told, I’d probably be
Lyrically Talib Kweli
Truthfully I wanna rhyme like Common Sense
But I did 5 mill’ – I ain’t been rhyming like Common since

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
NWA had a clear political message and it loving terrified white people.

When was the last time rap scared anybody?

Shouldn't the truth be scary?

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

BrigadierSensible posted:

There seems to be a bunch of stories all over this forum of fat, lazy, entitled arsehole military people.

I am not military myself, (never served, never will), but I don't understand it. I thought the military was supposed to beat that poo poo out of you, and give you discipline, and physical fitness etc.

lovely political opinions aside, how do fat lazy entitled people survive in the army/navy/whatever? Surely if the military lifestyle wouldn't harden them up, then the other people in their platoon or whatever would get tired of their poo poo very quickly and sort them out.

I'm a vet and I'm also a pretty lovely person. I drink too much and I probably could run a mile in about 3 days but we aren't gonna find that out because I'm never gonna do that.

To address your point though. My experience in the military was basically just making sure that every 6 months I could do the bare minimum on the PFT (physical fitness test) to pass so nobody would gently caress with me for the next 6 months.

belt has a new favorite as of 08:39 on May 26, 2016

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Shbobdb posted:

NWA had a clear political message and it loving terrified white people.

When was the last time rap scared anybody?

Shouldn't the truth be scary?

Music in general seems to have moved away from this role completely. I think the rise of internet has made things that used to be very niche and misunderstood by adults/parents just mundane and ordinary. It's sort of stripped away all of the mystique.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

parents should probably be more afraid of the insane clown posse than they currently are since they actually abduct their children into a weird debased cult

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
same for bitcoin

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


belt posted:

I'm a vet and I'm also a pretty lovely person. I drink too much and I probably could run a mile in about 3 days but we aren't gonna find that out because I'm never gonna do that.

To address your point though. My experience in the military was basically just making sure that every 6 months I could do the bare minimum on the PFT (physical fitness test) to pass so nobody would gently caress with me for the next 6 months.

There was a period there, from probably 2005 until maybe 2012 or 2013, before the drawdown, where you could get away with all kinds of bullshit because they just needed warm bodies. Back in 2000-2002 my unit and most others on my post at the time mandated remedial PT for anyone who got under 250. When I was back in for a bit around 2008 lots of people were barely scraping 180 and that was with more than a bit of pencil whipping. It still blows my mind how many people were making E-5 after like 18 months, that poo poo is just crazy.

Also, lots of attitudes changed within the Army after 9/11, lots of people were fairly reasonable about how a soldier should be treated but once that decades long collective "Are Troops" blowjob began a lot of people got used to being the center of attention and can't handle when they're not.

Basically this

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



belt posted:

I'm a vet and I'm also a pretty lovely person. I drink too much and I probably could run a mile in about 3 days but we aren't gonna find that out because I'm never gonna do that.

To address your point though. My experience in the military was basically just making sure that every 6 months I could do the bare minimum on the PFT (physical fitness test) to pass so nobody would gently caress with me for the next 6 months.

Even the veterans who are legitimately ARE HEROES can also be lovely people. Case in point they changed the name of the guy played by MacGreggor in Blackhawk Down because after earning the third highest award for valor, he went on to be a child rapist.

I am a (peactime, POG) veteran, and just generally a miserable, unpleasant goon. So there's another data point to refute the whole hero worship thing!



I fell into the Wikipedia rabit hole of looking at military award citations and found this gem:

quote:

Also awarded the Silver Star in this ambush was platoon combat medic Specialist Jason Mike, who took up and simultaneously fired an M4 carbine and M249 SAW light machine gun in defense of his comrades

I bet he didn't hit poo poo, but that must have looked butch AF doing it.

Owlbear Camus has a new favorite as of 11:49 on May 26, 2016

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Soviet Commubot posted:

There was a period there, from probably 2005 until maybe 2012 or 2013, before the drawdown, where you could get away with all kinds of bullshit because they just needed warm bodies. Back in 2000-2002 my unit and most others on my post at the time mandated remedial PT for anyone who got under 250. When I was back in for a bit around 2008 lots of people were barely scraping 180 and that was with more than a bit of pencil whipping. It still blows my mind how many people were making E-5 after like 18 months, that poo poo is just crazy.

Also, lots of attitudes changed within the Army after 9/11, lots of people were fairly reasonable about how a soldier should be treated but once that decades long collective "Are Troops" blowjob began a lot of people got used to being the center of attention and can't handle when they're not.

Basically this



DeathKight does not simple die only solo raid content intended for its level who need 9 others for a raid

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Shbobdb posted:

NWA had a clear political message and it loving terrified white people.

When was the last time rap scared anybody?

Shouldn't the truth be scary?

I'm waiting for any of them to mention Public Enemy as a group with a very clear and straightforward political message, but of course, anyone saying "all rap nowadays is stupid" is invariably white and so isn't going to use a group who's message is black empowerment.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

twistedmentat posted:

Immortal Technique is the Queen of hip hop/Rap, nerds trot it out to show how meaningful and deep it is, but then doesn't get the money and respect Lil Wayne or Kanye gets.

Noted unpopular band Queen? Nerds trot them out because they think Bohemian Rhapsody is the greatest song known to man, not because they're disrespected. NWA is the Queen analogue in this scenario.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Taste the Rainbugh posted:

While on vacation I convinced a married couple I was rich and would pay them $10k to bang the wife.

quote:

Did you bang the wife?

Taste the Rainbugh posted:

I did although it kinda ruined the trip as it was the first night in the same hotel as them and it became harder to come up with excuses on where his money was. I ended up leaving a day early because he was finally catching on that at that point I had maybe $200 with me.

The one thing that was odd was how much more mad he was about it then his wife. Not saying the sex was that good but she had a whatever attitude while I started to feel bad for him because 4-5 years down the road if they were still together it would be eating at him still.

Edit to add
They were married about a year at that point and took maybe an hour tops from meeting them at the hotel bar. The deal was she spend the night and I would have $10k for them in a day or two. She ended up staying till the next afternoon and it took a lot to convince her to leave. I had to play up the rich thing and it cost me like $125 in room service poo poo and was not worth it. I told her my family was co creators of Gatorade

:smith:

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Shitthatigarunteedidnthappen.txt

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
:laffo:

I'm not saying it was good sex but she stayed til the next afternoon even though she didn't have too and I had to kick her out :smug:

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
After Elijah Wood made comments about Hollywood having a pedophile ring the other day, Corey Feldman is in the news today backing up Wood's claims and saying that he'd love to name names, but at this point the statute of limitations has expired and all he would accomplish is getting sued by rich and powerful people.

Cue a legion of armchair psychologists and lawyers. I used the same colours but these are all different people.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I listened to Corey Feldman's autobiography on a lark. He's a delusional idiot, so it's interesting to hear a more sane child actor back up the claims.

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
I can't wait until my man circles lower into their holster. :smith:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Perry Normal posted:

After Elijah Wood made comments about Hollywood having a pedophile ring the other day, Corey Feldman is in the news today backing up Wood's claims and saying that he'd love to name names, but at this point the statute of limitations has expired and all he would accomplish is getting sued by rich and powerful people.

Cue a legion of armchair psychologists and lawyers. I used the same colours but these are all different people.



Jesus Christ

"Why are you being such a pussy?? Talk about your childhood molestation and name names! Be a man, it's almost like you were traumatically abused as a kid or something you sick freak!"

Coca Koala
Nov 28, 2005

ongoing nowhere
College Slice

Otisburg posted:

Shitthatigarunteedidnthappen.txt

An Indecent STDH.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Shbobdb posted:

NWA had a clear political message and it loving terrified white people.

When was the last time rap scared anybody?

Shouldn't the truth be scary?

Rappers still like the idea of scaring white people, they're just not very good at it anymore. Kanye said he made the music video for Bound 2 with cowboy iconography to intimidate and scare white people. None of that happened, plus James Franco and Seth Rogan made a parody video from it where they smooched, so it was a wash.

Then again, Beyoncé's Super Bowl performance got a lot of people angry, but not necessarily scared. It's an interesting thing.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
The last rapper to terrify white people might actually be Eminem

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/jasonqsd/status/735853698232918016

https://twitter.com/mattwalshblog/status/735855176662306816

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

They literally never have an actual answer to those questions because they've never tried to think about the issue at hand beyond instant rage. Which is pretty much all matt Walsh is capable of feeling anyway

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Jesus Christ

"Why are you being such a pussy?? Talk about your childhood molestation and name names! Be a man, it's almost like you were traumatically abused as a kid or something you sick freak!"

I'm also a big fan of the inherent sensitivity in "He was a victim of traumatic molestation and abuse? No wonder he's such a quackadoodle!"

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Corey Feldman and Corey Haim had a reality show a while back that started out goofy and then turned really loving dark halfway through when Haim broke down and talked about all the sexual abuse he had suffered at the hands of older men in Hollywood, and how Feldman's family was somehow partly to blame, and that's why he'd been an addict since he was fourteen.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

But what bathroom does she use int he institution? We need answers, Matt Walsh.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
People pick the weirdest poo poo to get mad about online.

*Obama appoints a telecom lobbyist to chair the FCC*

*crickets chirp*

*Obama says we should treat people like human beings*

"OH GAT drat BATHROOMS ARGLE BARGLE HURF DURF MY DAUGHTERS AND WIVES STATES RIGHTS TRANS MUSLIM BURQA PLACARD IMPEACH THAT MISERABLE SUMMABITCH"

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Those types of people see trans as "man with hairy legs wearing a dress." They never think about the fact that under that stupid law, someone who was a pre-op FTM would have to use the women's bathroom. I'm just imaging the outrage as someone with a full beard walks in.

:byodame: : Use your own bathroom, you sick freak!

:geno: : I have a vagina

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

hyperhazard posted:

Those types of people see trans as "man with hairy legs wearing a dress." They never think about the fact that under that stupid law, someone who was a pre-op FTM would have to use the women's bathroom. I'm just imaging the outrage as someone with a full beard walks in.

:byodame: : Use your own bathroom, you sick freak!

:geno: : I have a vagina

They probably have seen trans people in their bathroom before. They just don't know what the hell real transgender people look like and thought they were cis, because they're so busy hunting for hairy, deep-voiced men in lingerie that they don't notice that the woman who just came out after their wife has a big Adam's Apple, or the guy coming out of the stall next to them is incredibly feminine and is adjusting their binder under their shirt.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

On a image making lighthearted fun of wrestling being silly

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
What the gently caress is everyone doing staring everyone else in the bathroom up and down?

Get in, take a piss, get out. It isn't a social hub, unless you're (R) in the House I guess.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

EmmyOk posted:

On a image making lighthearted fun of wrestling being silly



Wait what is that part with carrot genitals referring to?!

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

TotalLossBrain posted:

Get in, take a piss, get out. It isn't a social hub, unless you're (R) in the House I guess.

Or maybe one has to eye up the place because they've got a wide stance?

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

TotalLossBrain posted:

What the gently caress is everyone doing staring everyone else in the bathroom up and down?

Get in, take a piss, get out. It isn't a social hub, unless you're (R) in the House I guess.

Don't you ever wonder why women all go the bathroom in a group?

It's because of the wild wet T-shirt orgies. :ssh:

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

TotalLossBrain posted:

What the gently caress is everyone doing staring everyone else in the bathroom up and down?

Get in, take a piss, get out. It isn't a social hub, unless you're (R) in the House I guess.

I guess the closeted old bigots that hate gays wanna be sure they're playing footsie with another guy and not potentially a woman.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


hyperhazard posted:

Don't you ever wonder why women all go the bathroom in a group?

It's because of the wild wet T-shirt orgies. :ssh:

I knew it.

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