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Furia posted:Is this dada stdh? Have we reached that point already? We reached that point a long time ago.
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# ? May 22, 2016 15:32 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 11:41 |
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Verisimilidude posted:there are no open seats Verisimilidude posted:So I go to the next seat
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# ? May 22, 2016 16:34 |
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Another more severe racist saw the approaching black man and fled, creating a newly available seat.
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# ? May 22, 2016 17:08 |
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This guy is like the mqj jazz bar of STDH.txt
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# ? May 22, 2016 20:01 |
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Or he meant that there weren't any pairs of seats completely unoccupied.
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# ? May 22, 2016 20:10 |
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Fedora Spotted
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# ? May 23, 2016 08:33 |
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I just came in perfect swahili, thanks for this.
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# ? May 23, 2016 10:51 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Fedora Spotted Hey man thanks for the advice, you mind warning me if you see sombody like that? Thanks bro
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# ? May 23, 2016 11:58 |
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:Hey man thanks for the advice, you mind warning me if you see sombody like that? Thanks bro But what kind of person are we talking about? Intellegent: what does it mean? Well, intel is probably short-hand for intelligence, and legent is possibly an inflected form of lego, perhaps translating "they are going to read". So we are looking for a schizophrenic future spy.
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# ? May 23, 2016 12:21 |
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Historical STDH Mao Zedong when he was 73 years old swam 15km (around 9.3 miles) in 1 hour 5mins which would have made him a world champion by a large margin.
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# ? May 25, 2016 09:58 |
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Farmland Park posted:Historical STDH Has there ever been any kind of research into the psychology of these weird blatantly impossible cult of personality claims? Like I understand you being a dictator but what's the point of claiming you're literally twice as fast as any other human swimmer ever, just shits and giggles?
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# ? May 25, 2016 11:21 |
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Xen Tricks posted:Has there ever been any kind of research into the psychology of these weird blatantly impossible cult of personality claims? Like I understand you being a dictator but what's the point of claiming you're literally twice as fast as any other human swimmer ever, just shits and giggles? Depending on the era, it's a form of control due to the people not knowing better. I believe the people of North Korea legit believe all the poo poo they say Kim Jong-Il and Kim Jong-Un have done because there's literally nothing refuting them.
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# ? May 25, 2016 12:17 |
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Boywhiz88 posted:Depending on the era, it's a form of control due to the people not knowing better. I believe the people of North Korea legit believe all the poo poo they say Kim Jong-Il and Kim Jong-Un have done because there's literally nothing refuting them. A lot of Americans believe they have freedoms that the US armed forces are protecting.
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# ? May 25, 2016 12:49 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:A lot of Americans believe they have freedoms that the US armed forces are protecting. support are troops you commie.
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# ? May 25, 2016 13:13 |
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Boywhiz88 posted:Depending on the era, it's a form of control due to the people not knowing better. I believe the people of North Korea legit believe all the poo poo they say Kim Jong-Il and Kim Jong-Un have done because there's literally nothing refuting them. They specifically do not believe in Kim Jong Il's poo poo.
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# ? May 25, 2016 13:29 |
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Boywhiz88 posted:Depending on the era, it's a form of control due to the people not knowing better. I believe the people of North Korea legit believe all the poo poo they say Kim Jong-Il and Kim Jong-Un have done because there's literally nothing refuting them. I really hate to be that guy (but I'm going to do it anyway), but reports from North Korean defectors suggest that people are starting to question that poo poo, due in part to the Arduous March which killed between 200,000 and 3 million North Koreans, and also due largely to the increasing spread of TV and movies, particularly South Korean dramas, on USB (because they're easy to hide and share). It's just difficult to get an accurate read on how many people genuinely believe, and how many don't believe but pretend they do because not pretending can get you taken to a prison camp. However, even defectors who fully know that the entire regime is corrupt and built on lies find it difficult to break out of the indoctrination - some have reported struggling with their thoughts, while inside and out of NK, because they're raised to believe that whichever Kim is (officially) in charge at any given time is psychic and reading their thoughts, which leads to them actively trying to suppress thoughts of defection, because if anyone were to find out they were having thoughts, it's entirely possible that they and three generations of their family will be hauled off to concentration camps. (Sorry I'm just a huge nerd for North Korea and really like talking about it )
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# ? May 25, 2016 13:55 |
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Xen Tricks posted:Has there ever been any kind of research into the psychology of these weird blatantly impossible cult of personality claims? Like I understand you being a dictator but what's the point of claiming you're literally twice as fast as any other human swimmer ever, just shits and giggles? He swam with the current flow so you have to account for that. Minus the river flow he would have only been slightly faster than the fastest swimmer at the time.
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# ? May 25, 2016 15:02 |
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Aphrodite posted:They specifically do not believe in Kim Jong Il's poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7G_ZgbBzJ4 So... you're saying that when he shouts, huge storms DON'T always happen? Gloomy Rube has a new favorite as of 20:51 on May 25, 2016 |
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NotAlwaysRandom posted:I work at [coffee chain] as a pizza deliverer. I am walking down the hall daydreaming when a Doctor Who enthusiast stops and stares at me.The girl starts muttering.We are in a poor area so we often get Doctor Who enthusiasts like this.
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# ? May 26, 2016 04:58 |
Where the hell do these come from?
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# ? May 26, 2016 05:18 |
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goon spit is the deadlist biological weapon known to man, it's no wonder she ran away.
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# ? May 26, 2016 05:19 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Where the hell do these come from? Looks like someone resurrected/remade the random STDH generator from the last thread.
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# ? May 26, 2016 08:46 |
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Mr. Belpit posted:Looks like someone resurrected/remade the random STDH generator from the last thread. That's a thing? Didn't even know/notice. I'm not sure if that's praise to the generator or a jab at the writing.
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# ? May 26, 2016 09:02 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Where the hell do these come from? ST_DID_H: A few years ago, after reading the STDH thread for a while I noticed that almost every NAR-style STDH had almost the same structure. I had the idea to make a template and randomly insert names/places/things, so I threw together some code. I thought I had lost it in a HD crash ages ago, but I found it in a backup and thought I'd put in a few updated STDH elements. Basically it's just a random(ish) mishmash of a number of STDH stories, old and new. MonoAus has a new favorite as of 10:16 on May 26, 2016 |
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Another example:NotAlwaysRandom posted:I work at [pizza chain] as a regular. I am at a table when a young girl walks through the door. Without warning the co-worker starts muttering. I smile sweetly. etc.etc.
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# ? May 26, 2016 10:01 |
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MonoAus posted:person (who happens to be white): "I suck dick for a living" *starts to sing bohemian rhapsody* Killed me. The first one you posted really took me aback because I genuinely did not notice until I wondered why they where speaking in perfect swahili suddenly.
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# ? May 26, 2016 13:52 |
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MonoAus posted:ST_DID_H: A few years ago, after reading the STDH thread for a while I noticed that almost every NAR-style STDH had almost the same structure. I had the idea to make a template and randomly insert names/places/things, so I threw together some code. I thought I had lost it in a HD crash ages ago, but I found it in a backup and thought I'd put in a few updated STDH elements. I'm curious what would happen if you stuck it into a deep learning neural net.
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# ? May 26, 2016 15:43 |
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I don't usually quote goons for content but somebody else crossposted this in the IoSM thread and I felt it deserved a happy home hereTaste the Rainbugh posted:While on vacation I convinced a married couple I was rich and would pay them $10k to bang the wife.
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# ? May 26, 2016 16:44 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I don't usually quote goons for content but somebody else crossposted this in the IoSM thread and I felt it deserved a happy home here [/quote] That entire post should be the new word filter replacement for cuck
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# ? May 26, 2016 22:34 |
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Furia posted:That's a thing? Didn't even know/notice. I've always liked that a lot of naturally-occurring STDH has about the same level of coherence as the generator. MonoAus posted:person (who happens to be white): "I suck dick for a living" *starts to sing bohemian rhapsody*
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# ? May 27, 2016 06:32 |
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I actually thought coworker: "Just give me a kiss you ugly b****!" was funnier, but each to their own.
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# ? May 27, 2016 08:30 |
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:
Eh, it's no "I'm a master of psychology", but it'll do. Glad that the generator lives though!
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# ? May 27, 2016 22:56 |
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Do you have a link to the generator?
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# ? May 29, 2016 03:31 |
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(who happens to be white)
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# ? May 29, 2016 04:04 |
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Saw this gem of stdh on Facebook. quote:GUESS WHO STOPPED A RAPE LAST NIGHT?! THESE GALS!
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:26 |
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"Some heroes don't wear capes." They do know that we don't actually live in the Marvel universe, right?
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:47 |
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What would have been the guys end game? Carry his date out slung over the shoulder when she passes out in her soup. Or tell the staff his companion has taken rather ill and become catatonic but no need for an ambulance he'll personally drive her to hospital.
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# ? May 29, 2016 22:22 |
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If there wasn't a skull-and-crossbones puff of smoke that came out of the drink when he used his "little black vial" then it isn't drugged, quod erat demonstrandum.
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# ? May 29, 2016 22:31 |
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Marenghi posted:What would have been the guys end game? The story is ridiculous but most roofies make someone appear drunk, and work slowly enough that the victim is still able to walk and be lead away while their date makes excuses for them having had a little too much to drink. One of the warning signs is feeling far more inebriated after one or two drinks than would otherwise be typical.
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# ? May 29, 2016 22:50 |
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Is date rape so common everyone in a restaurant has personal experience with it?
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