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How come every sovereign citizen is a complete piece of poo poo?
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TontoCorazon posted:How come every sovereign citizen is a complete piece of poo poo? I think that's the technical definition of sovereign citizen Sovereign Citizen (n): See: poo poo, piece of
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May 25, 2016 21:36
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Some light freude. Roughly a third of the way through my morning commute, while drinking some coffee - my throat said "Nope. We're coughing. Right now. Sorry about this."  Sigh. Driving down the highway. Just resigned to cleaning up a mess when I got to where I was going. Also, that van is awesome.
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May 25, 2016 21:48
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Those are toddlers. If it can walk and talk it's no longer a baby. 
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May 25, 2016 21:49
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Solice Kirsk posted:The other defendants waiting their turn and slowly paying more and more attention and starting to crack up is my favorite part. Something like this happened last week when I was in the Atlanta area on a legal trip, which is some personal schadenfreud. Long story short, an employee who was fired in 2014 (from an office that we closed and moved down south this past December, so her old workplace literally doesn't exist anymore) was demanding back pay from the hours she snuck into the office while on suspension, or when she was in the office being fired. She also demanded a Christmas bonus for 2014 that the rest of the office had received the month after her termination. She was fired for cause after being directly insubordinate to the owner over a company password and trying to return to the office to gather papers while suspended, so she had been rejected several times by the Georgia Department of Labor when trying to accuse us of wrongful dismissal, and she had a previous attempt in this court dismissed for filing it against the wrong people. She spent a good year trying to sue or otherwise legally harass us before last week, just repeatedly filing over and over after being denied in the hopes of bullying us into getting money. Since it was a small county court, all of the plaintiffs, defendants, lawyers, etc. for all the cases that day were waiting in the courtroom and simply got called up one case at a time. The ex-employee made one of the worst showings ever in a courtroom short of a sovereign citizen. During the course of the case, she admitted under oath to: * Stealing other employees' pay stubs without their knowledge (which is how she knew they were getting a Christmas bonus). * Working on her own personal recipe business during business hours. * Working for a competitor and feeding her information about our business during business hours. * Staying in the office late or sneaking back in to try and get overtime without permission or accessing our computers without supervision. We actually knew about all of this thanks to browsing her company email after she was fired (for the overtime, we checked our call logs and saw that her phone was making and receiving calls after hours), but by admitting it under oath in front of a judge she got it on transcript as evidence against her if she tries to appeal. Meanwhile, the people waiting for their cases to be considered could be seen trying (and failing) to stifle giggles every time she said something else outlandish. The best part is that nobody even asked her for this information, as it was mostly irrelevant to the case. She just wouldn't shut up and started blithely admitting to all of this awful behavior for no good reason. In the end, she was awarded....$18.27. She was awarded 1 hour of pay for the time she spent in the office being fired, entirely on a technicality due to the termination not being submitted in writing on time. The judge didn't even make us pay court costs or anything. She still tried to desperately talk over the decision to convince the judge to award her more money as she was being told "Case dismissed."
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May 25, 2016 22:05
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Tony Phillips posted:Also, that van is awesome. Bob Seger's daily driver spotted
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May 25, 2016 22:20
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Scarf posted:I really don't know where to post this so here we go Pug Life.
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May 26, 2016 00:36
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DesperateDan posted:Pug Life. 
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May 26, 2016 01:46
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If anyone posts that image in Pet Island, please link us to it. I imagine it'll be schadenfreude overload.
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May 26, 2016 02:13
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TontoCorazon posted:That's just her +12 Puppy Flail Attack dog
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May 26, 2016 02:13
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A bowel movement is definitely not a joke, and I have no intention of making light of it...
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May 26, 2016 02:57
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Scarf posted:I really don't know where to post this so here we go A pugilist
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May 26, 2016 03:06
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Nitrox posted:If anyone posts that image in Pet Island, please link us to it. I imagine it'll be schadenfreude overload. Most of PI has moved to facebook. All that's left is some megathreads and their posters, and shitposters.
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May 26, 2016 03:15
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Wedemeyer posted:Most of PI has moved to facebook. All that's left is some megathreads and their posters, and shitposters. But you repeat yourself.
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May 26, 2016 03:32
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http://i.imgur.com/WPku8NH.gifv
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May 26, 2016 03:44
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Low level, personal freude: a friend of mine is moving and while we'll obviously see each other again, I'm going to miss her a whole loving lot.
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May 26, 2016 04:19
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I stubbed my toe.
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May 26, 2016 04:29
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MisterBibs posted:Low level, personal freude: a friend of mine is moving and while we'll obviously see each other again, I'm going to miss her a whole loving lot.  Chichevache posted:I stubbed my toe. 
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Chichevache posted:A bowel movement is definitely not a joke, and I have no intention of making light of it... ...and it can be a tough and emotional thing for L.A. Beast to go through, speaking from personal experience...
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May 26, 2016 06:13
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Coucho Marx posted:...and it can be a tough and emotional thing for L.A. Beast to go through, speaking from personal experience... Don't worry. He can pass a movement, and heal.
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May 26, 2016 06:58
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https://theintercept.com/2016/05/25/american-sniper-chris-kyle-distorted-his-military-record-documents-show/ Turns out Chris Kyle was full of poo poo and people on facebook can't accept that "ONE OF OUR MILITARY MEN" was a liar.
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May 26, 2016 08:28
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Well I guess Chris Kyle and Hillary Clinton have more in common than I thought
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May 26, 2016 08:30
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Was this moments after visiting a dentist?
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May 26, 2016 08:30
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Bully picks on kid. Since I'm posting it here you know how it goes ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-VI4kpgxTg Edit: BONUS ROUND Texting while you're driving is bad enough but on a scooter??? https://i.imgur.com/1uArBdD.webm From this imgur gallery: http://imgur.com/a/AMxFv .... which has a few  hosed up things if you're squeamish. If you're not squeamish it links to another two similar galleries!
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May 26, 2016 08:31
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Testekill posted:https://theintercept.com/2016/05/25/american-sniper-chris-kyle-distorted-his-military-record-documents-show/ Whodathunk that the guy who bullshitted about sniping
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May 26, 2016 09:11
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http://i.imgur.com/u41b5K3.webm What's happening in this one? A gasoline spray? It looks like they found a hornet's nest in the car or something. 
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May 26, 2016 09:52
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burexas.irom posted:http://i.imgur.com/u41b5K3.webm Isn’t this from when they used methanol fuel, which has an almost invisible flame?
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Platystemon posted:Isn’t this from when they used methanol fuel, which has an almost invisible flame? Yep. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1981_Indianapolis_500#Mears_pit_fire
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May 26, 2016 09:58
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Racing fuel has an invisible flame. poo poo's on fire, yo.
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May 26, 2016 10:09
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Or IS IT?! No seriously, if the flame is invisible, how can you tell
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May 26, 2016 10:45
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Or IS IT?! The heat?
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May 26, 2016 10:51
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Or IS IT?!
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May 26, 2016 10:58
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http://i.imgur.com/gZox6gD.webm Did he think they worked like T-Rex or something?
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May 26, 2016 11:11
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Mega Comrade posted:http://i.imgur.com/gZox6gD.webm Probably a pet (a bad choice of one, of course). While it drags the guy down, it doesn't look like it's biting him, so it's probably just playing way too rough.
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May 26, 2016 11:38
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My best guess was gonna be a swarm of bees.
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May 26, 2016 11:42
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Probably a pet (a bad choice of one, of course). While it drags the guy down, it doesn't look like it's biting him, so it's probably just playing way too rough. It certainly looks like it's playing
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May 26, 2016 11:53
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Mega Comrade posted:http://i.imgur.com/gZox6gD.webm He probably hoped that the lion would chase the dudes running and looking like pray, instead him.
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That was my favorite bit in The Happening
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