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mostlygray posted:Though Chartreuse is probably the worst I've ever drank, my Ota always made what he called "Beer Liquor" Chartreuse is absolutely loving vile thank you for mentioning it. Who wouldn't just love to drink alcoholic Bitrex. E: terrible new page sorry
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Yep this is the first thing I thought too. He tried to make the easiest dish Gordon Ramsay could make and hosed it up.
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Roger Craig posted:Yep this is the first thing I thought too. He tried to make the easiest dish Gordon Ramsay could make and hosed it up. Other than not having the texture that typical scrambled eggs have, is it really that bad? Like, would it taste bad? You Are A Elf posted:Also, from Spam chat awhile back: Treet >>> Spam. Fried Treet with some eggs in the morning is some good eating. I'm not even sure where to get Treet, but I usually eat Spam Lite. Along with having less calories than a can of Spam (something like 660 compared to 1000+ per can), it's lower in sodium so it eliminates the most extreme saltiness so you can actually taste the meat. Despite its reputation, Hormel actually does use decent meat in their Spam instead of just filling the can with rejected cuts and dog food. If I can't be arsed to have a proper meal, I can just slice Spam Lite and eat it with hot sauce like Tabasco or Sharkbite Garlic Pepper.
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May 26, 2016 05:27
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It's clumsily done and he definitely messed up the doneness if he was going for Ramsay's version but it doesn't look like anti food porn, I dunno
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May 26, 2016 05:37
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MariusLecter posted:
Is this one of those weird "this is perfectly fine" joke posts or am I missing something
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AnonSpore posted:It's clumsily done and he definitely messed up the doneness if he was going for Ramsay's version but it doesn't look like anti food porn, I dunno I think it'd be fine if the mushrooms and tomato actually looked cooked instead of just raw plopped on the plate. The guy's clearly a donkey. e: also the bread doesn't even look toasted.
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May 26, 2016 05:59
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:Also what's an Ota? Sorry. Grandfather in German. Force of habit.
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mostlygray posted:Sorry. Grandfather in German. Force of habit. In that case it should be Opa, not Ota.
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May 26, 2016 17:35
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So what small animal is this a rotting pile of?
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May 26, 2016 17:39
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Schubalts posted:So what small animal is this a rotting pile of? Looks like fried locusts
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Schubalts posted:So what small animal is this a rotting pile of? Google image search's best guess was "dish?" I'm gonna assume it's locust.
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May 26, 2016 17:44
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I kinda like a chartreuse now and again, but anything anise-flavored makes me feel like this woman:
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May 26, 2016 18:14
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slightly blurry and painted?
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May 26, 2016 18:16
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gleebster posted:I kinda like a chartreuse now and again, but anything anise-flavored makes me feel like this woman: That's just Patton Oswalt in a dress
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May 26, 2016 18:16
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Iron Crowned posted:That's just Patton Oswalt in a dress too soon
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May 26, 2016 18:26
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May 26, 2016 18:40
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Nascardad posted:No comment none hotdogs, right mac
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May 26, 2016 18:42
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Aside from just the whole tomato + the salt that goes with it because i dont like tomato, this actually looks really good
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Nascardad posted:No comment 
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May 26, 2016 18:46
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Or is this another one of those instances where a blurry photo has someone going "WHAT IS THIS CHEESE PORRIDGE"
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May 26, 2016 18:46
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I could do without the whole raw mushrooms too. Or any mushrooms at all ever
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May 26, 2016 18:48
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Nascardad posted:No comment
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May 26, 2016 18:49
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:At least Zuckerberg's into it. Lol I was gonna say, I imagined him walking in on that meal and having that face cause he's so sincerely excited about it
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May 26, 2016 18:52
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Aesop Poprock posted:Lol I was gonna say, I imagined him walking in on that meal and having that face cause he's so sincerely excited about it He doesn't have to eat Kraft Dinner, but he'll still eat Kraft Dinner, he'll just eat more!
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May 26, 2016 18:56
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CannonFodder posted:He doesn't have to eat Kraft Dinner, but he'll still eat Kraft Dinner, he'll just eat more! With fancy...dijon hot dogs
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May 26, 2016 18:59
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Nostradingus posted:Somehow it's the can of salt that turns this from laughable to mortifying At first, I was full of mirth at this man's pathetic attempt at a "breakfast". Slightly underdone eggs with chives, raw tomato, squeaky mushrooms, this looked like the work of an amateur. Not even a hint of the necessary Maillard reaction in the crumb, pathetic. But my artisinal, low-sodium kettle chips fell from my mouth as I gaped at what I noticed next : iodized salt. Not only was this maniac putting it in his food for flavor purposes, he was also ensuring proper dental nutrients.
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May 26, 2016 19:01
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Titus Sardonicus posted:But that's quinoa, isn't it? Can't be quinoa, I don't see any Bolivian farmers starving to death.
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Control Volume posted:At first, I was full of mirth at this man's pathetic attempt at a "breakfast". Slightly underdone eggs with chives, raw tomato, squeaky mushrooms, this looked like the work of an amateur. Not even a hint of the necessary Maillard reaction in the crumb, pathetic. loving hell, dude, you're at the point of hating hipsters so much that you're assuming other people think they're cooler than you. The joke is that a giant canister of salt being right there makes it look like they're going to dump it all over their wet eggs. No one's calling you a nerd, calm down.
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May 26, 2016 20:09
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The eggs are actually overdone if you go by Ramsay's, which was a recipe for French style
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poop dood posted:loving hell, dude, you're at the point of hating hipsters so much that you're assuming other people think they're cooler than you. The joke is that a giant canister of salt being right there makes it look like they're going to dump it all over their wet eggs. No one's calling you a nerd, calm down. Nice meltdown over someone not following mise en place
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May 26, 2016 21:04
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I'm also trying to think of a burn involving iodine deficiency and intelligence but coming up flat so just imagine I'm calling you stupid in an incredibly epic way
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May 26, 2016 21:11
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Control Volume posted:I'm also trying to think of a burn involving iodine deficiency and intelligence but coming up flat so just imagine I'm calling you stupid in an incredibly epic way the shrimp guy stole your powers its ok.
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May 26, 2016 23:31
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SneakyFrog posted:the shrimp guy stole your powers its ok. Yeah I gotta say Im relating pretty heavily with that costanza gif right now
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May 26, 2016 23:37
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Nascardad posted:No comment Gross. Everyone knows the hot dogs have to be cut up and actually in the mac & cheese.
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May 26, 2016 23:38
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I drank Thunderbird once on a dare. Tasted like I imagine kerosene would but it lingered.
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May 27, 2016 03:47
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Iodine isn't for your teeth.
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Not only was this maniac putting it in his food for flavor purposes, he was also ensuring proper Goitre which is associated with hypothyroidism or hyperthyroidism may be present with symptoms of the underlying disorder. For hyperthyroidism, the most common symptoms are associated with adrenergic stimulation: tachycardia, palpitations, nervousness, tremor, increased blood pressure and heat intolerance. Clinical manifestations are often related to hypermetabolism, including increased metabolism, excessive thyroid hormone, an increase in oxygen consumption, metabolic changes in protein metabolism, immunologic stimulation of diffuse goitre, and ocular changes (exophthalmos).[2] Hypothyroid individuals may have weight gain despite poor appetite, cold intolerance, constipation and lethargy. However, these symptoms are often nonspecific and hard to diagnose. Doesnt really have the same ring to it
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empty sea posted:I drank Thunderbird once on a dare. Tasted like I imagine kerosene would but it lingered. Isn't that the stuff that makes your tongue go black if you make it a habit?
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May 27, 2016 08:55
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ChickenWing posted:With fancy...dijon hot dogs Holy poo poo they exist
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CannonFodder posted:Holy poo poo they exist Wouldwouldwould
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