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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Paladinus posted:

Take that attitude and get out! I will hold the door.

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

The MSJ posted:

Lots of people will be jerking off to your dinosaur transformation, unfortunately.

It is very likely that even weirder people are jerking it to non-transformation to dinosaur right this minute!!!

:eek:

e: come to think of it, non-transformation to dinosaur is actually featured across the entire (most?) spectrum of pornography. Maybe it's actually p. bland?

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 07:27 on May 26, 2016

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Nah, nah, there's a subtle difference. It's a tease and denial thing. Anyone can not turn into a dinosaur because they can't do it. But if they can, and choose not to... That's hot.

Also if I were a supervillain, I'd assume someone was going to be jerking off to whatever my plans were, even the mundane stuff like bank robberies.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Elfface posted:

even the mundane stuff like bank robberies.

Eff that dick.
Eff that dick.
FDIC

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Jamesman posted:

I wasn't implying that people were hating on a show because it's cool to hate popular things. I was saying a normally well-done show went way off the rails and executed a moment so poorly that everyone's making fun of it.

But this isn't really the thread for this.

I have seen literally zero people make fun of it, and lots of people talk about how cool and/or tragic it was, but ok I guess.

At least your second sentence is correct.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
No-no-no, we have to get to the bottom of this. Is a scene of a fat boy spazzing out on the ground and shouting about doors for three minutes is a piece of deep emotional cinematography or not? We need to know. Also, that scene where they show warts on an actor's knob.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

This truly is esports.

Rock Daddy
Dec 28, 2009

PBRstreetgang posted:

Hallopinyo momma last night

Bravo.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
That rodent's gonna get ate

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
I'm constantly amazed that capybaras aren't more commonly kept as pets. I know they're considered "exotic", but it's not like that's ever stopped anyone.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Franchescanado posted:

I'm constantly amazed that capybaras aren't more commonly kept as pets. I know they're considered "exotic", but it's not like that's ever stopped anyone.

Their hair is apparently really coarse and rough so petting them isn't that pleasant and they'll only poo poo when they're sitting in a pool of water

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Their hair is apparently really coarse and rough so petting them isn't that pleasant and they'll only poo poo when they're sitting in a pool of water

That second part seems like a handy feature

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Changing water in your pool daily is kinda cumbersome. Or watch it fill up with poo poo?

Fezziwig
Jun 7, 2011

Nitrox posted:

Changing water in your pool daily is kinda cumbersome. Or watch it fill up with poo poo?

Leave your toilet seat up

Clinton1011
Jul 11, 2007
I'd assume kiddy pools for the capys is the easiest solution. Dump that poo poo in the garden and water your plants at the same time lol

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?
Edit: BEATEN BY SECONDS

Kiddie pool in the back yard.. teach them to go out like dogs. Skim the pool out a couple times a week.

XCPuff
Nov 26, 2005

FEAR THIS MAN

PBRstreetgang posted:

Hallopinyo momma last night

Hallow peen yo

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Capybaras are awesome



But they also need a lot of water, they live by rivers and lakes and actually spend most of their time in the water. So I dont think is good (for then) to be kept as pets in urban environments

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Two capybaras have escaped the Toronto Zoo and are still at large: http://news.nationalpost.com/toronto/toronto-capybaras-still-at-large-thursday-after-nighttime-stakeout-fails-to-lure-them-back-to-zoo

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

Il Raggio Infernale

RareAcumen posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/i/status/734292331688431617/video/1

Strong language warning, be careful if you're watching this at work or something.

I'm kind of curious a. how this started and b. what happened next.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Bart Fargo posted:

I'm kind of curious a. how this started and b. what happened next.

it's fake so why?

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Memento posted:

I have seen literally zero people make fun of it, and lots of people talk about how cool and/or tragic it was, but ok I guess.

You need to come visit The Bad Thread.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Judge Schnoopy posted:

it's fake so why?

Oh geeze you shouldn't have said this goons are autistic and will destroy you for spoiling their fun by saying this

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
Oh poo poo my bad here have this from FaZeAdapt's gamer blog:

FaZeAdapt posted:

ok so a lot of people have been asking about the video linked by @revitalize. We'd been working on the crane shot for 3 weeks straight and tensions were getting pretty high. Jerry (@jerrjerr_) and Tom (@m0us3m4n) were arguing yet again about whether the crane shot was even possible and if we were all just wasting our time, when it came out tom slept with jerry's girl while he was attempting the shot two nights ago. jerry freaked the gently caress out and started wrekkin poo poo which i couldn't hear going on because i had made it back to Position Prime on the crane. the vdieo tells the rest of the story.

after the shot was accomplished it was like the world didn't matter anymore. we partied like college millenials; just the three of us with 24 beers, a bottle of jack, and Ted 2. afterward we brohugged it out, that bitch stacy is with mike (@megap33nz0r) and we're on to the next duty challenge... tower pistol!

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
I'm left wondering if people who parody and troll the MLG community so extensively are like spies, where if they spend too much time on the other side they lose themselves and become the enemy

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Judge Schnoopy posted:

Oh poo poo my bad here have this from FaZeAdapt's gamer blog:

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


What is the crane shot?

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

Goodpancakes posted:

What is the crane shot?

Seemed to be getting a kill while spinning around some amount of times (likely enhanced by the height from which one falls) and also not using the gun's scope, after jumping from the crane.

tyrelhill
Jul 30, 2006

Goodpancakes posted:

What is the crane shot?

Its when two guys toss each other's salad.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Franchescanado posted:

I'm constantly amazed that capybaras aren't more commonly kept as pets. I know they're considered "exotic", but it's not like that's ever stopped anyone.

I read an article on this recently, they're a pretty huge commitment. They eat tons of food, they need a pool since they're semi-aquatic, and all the issues that come with non-domesticated animals(can be aggressive, get separation anxiety, vets don't know what to do with them, etc.).

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

Il Raggio Infernale

Judge Schnoopy posted:

it's fake so why?

Oh man, they got me!

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

RatHat posted:

I read an article on this recently, they're a pretty huge commitment. They eat tons of food, they need a pool since they're semi-aquatic, and all the issues that come with non-domesticated animals(can be aggressive, get separation anxiety, vets don't know what to do with them, etc.).

All those issues match my dogs and cats over the years.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

And Children are even worse. My vet keeps telling me he's not that kind of Dr.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Kramdar posted:

All those issues match my dogs and cats over the years.

Except like 10 times worse. Also their teeth are ridiculously sharp and if they bite they'll take off fingers/chunks of flesh.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

RatHat posted:

Except like 10 times worse. Also their teeth are ridiculously sharp and if they bite they'll take off fingers/chunks of flesh.

Sounds like a parrot, really.

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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

I'm the framed photos of wood hung on the wooden wall.

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