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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Lets take this food chat to it's natural conclusion

poop

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/dez-bryant-week-4-fecal-urgency/

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Febreeze posted:

I didn’t play organized sports in high school so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Utop2U6Zgo

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Where are the squirrels

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Febreeze posted:

Lets take this food chat to it's natural conclusion

poop

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/dez-bryant-week-4-fecal-urgency/

apropos of nothing, poop week on 538 was pretty cool

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
"I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl" will be my new euphemism for #2

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

sam bradford lmao posted:

"I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl" will be my new euphemism for #2

It has been for years.

Also, re: athlete poop chat --
http://nesn.com/2016/02/roberto-luongo-recalls-infamous-2007-stanley-cup-playoff-bathroom-break/

https://twitter.com/strombone1/status/295054992082092033

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

sam bradford lmao posted:

"I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl" will be my new euphemism for #2

Had you seriously never heard that? I think I've been saying that since the 90's, and I'm sure it's as old as the Superbowl itself.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I've never heard it till now but feel free to pile on!

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Sam Bradford lmao having a real rough posting week I tell you what

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
yeh

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
good to see you get Real Mad about authentic mexican though :D

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

sam bradford lmao posted:

I've never heard it till now but feel free to pile on!

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Eifert Posting posted:

I never order shellfish but when I get it it's amazing. Soft shell/blue crab supremacy.

Ordering seafood abroad is dangerous, I ordered mantis shrimp once with fellow goon Don't ask Kant in Hong Kong. They served us 40 of the drat things. As we were eating I wondered aloud about their conservation status.

Endangered in SE Asia. :negative:

I try to not eat animals that won't be around in 40 years, honest. Blue Fin Tuna, though. It's their fault for being the most delicious thing on Earth.

If it makes you feel any better you probably got something common with a fake name.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'm #70 on the Cowboys

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

sam bradford lmao posted:

good to see you get Real Mad about authentic mexican though :D

My thing is that if I had to live in the center of the Mexican drug war while making poverty income teaching the children of drug lords, I get to act like a dick spaz when people talk about Mexican food.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

computer parts posted:

If it makes you feel any better you probably got something common with a fake name.

Lol have you ever seen a mantis shrimp? They were whole in shell.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
^^--are mantis shrimps the punchy ones?

Febreeze posted:

Lets take this food chat to it's natural conclusion

poop

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/dez-bryant-week-4-fecal-urgency/

I played organized sports for a good 12 years as a kid through high school, then in beer leagues for at least another dozen years.

I cannot ever remember even remotely needing to poop during a game, or pee badly enough that it couldn't wait until halftime/the next inning/in between periods. Maybe I was just abnormally regular or something.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

sam bradford lmao posted:

I'm #70 on the Cowboys

I'm 31's PCL

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Lol just lol if you don't live a vegan lifestyle.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

My thing is that if I had to live in the center of the Mexican drug war while making poverty income teaching the children of drug lords, I get to act like a dick spaz when people talk about Mexican food.

define "had to"

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Alaois posted:

define "had to"

Look man some favors were called in and they had a lot on me

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Grittybeard posted:

^^--are mantis shrimps the punchy ones?

yeah, them and pistol shrimp.

will gently caress you up

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Brocialist posted:

yeah, them and pistol shrimp.

will gently caress you up

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp

It's a comic so it's back on topic! :pwn:

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




A Man and his dog posted:

Lol just lol if you don't live a vegan lifestyle.

It worked so well for Arian Foster!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Heads up for everyone, Snapchat has a Peyton Manning filter today :v:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Does it stretch out people's foreheads or put some balls on them?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Does it add in your face advertising?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
🎶 get off my lawn Snapchat users 🎶

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Every snap comes with a free* Papa Johns medium pepperoni pizza!

*Includes $10 Delivery Fee and $15 Convenience Surcharge.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Stop hating cause Brady doesn't endorse a pizza joint.

:lol: Uggz

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

sam bradford lmao posted:

I've never heard it till now but feel free to pile on!
You are not alone there. I have never heard that phrase either.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I'd heard it and use it often

Get with it guys

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Intruder posted:

I'd heard it and use it often

Get with it guys

It was even immortalized in Zombieland

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Mel Mudkiper posted:

There is this weird Mexican Gastropub in town that serves "sushi burritos" and I cannot concieve of any possible formulation in which that would not be awful

isn't all sushi technically a burrito

Febreeze I enjoyed your awful jokes this week and I am also glad that the alt-text is back

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

NC-17 posted:

Every snap comes with a free* Papa Johns medium pepperoni pizza!

*Includes $10 Delivery Fee and $15 Convenience Surcharge.

*none of these charges are paid to the driver

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Final Dez Pez comic

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/dez-bryant-week-5-pez/

So that was a good way to waste a week of no news

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Febreeze how did no one in your whole relocation discussion in the podcast not bring up Oklahoma City?

Shameful

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
The real shameful is that I can't put it in my podcast app

I refuse to listen to regular speed podcasts. Your move, comics man.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Febreeze how did no one in your whole relocation discussion in the podcast not bring up Oklahoma City?

Shameful

haha, why would I? No one lives there, no team would move to that piece of poo poo.

If they do get a team I hope they are called the Oklahoma City Bombers

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

Final Dez Pez comic

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/dez-bryant-week-5-pez/

So that was a good way to waste a week of no news

Loved the punchline

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