Buzkashi posted:

That was my favorite bit in The Happening

burexas.irom posted:

http://i.imgur.com/u41b5K3.webm

What's happening in this one? A gasoline spray? It looks like they found a hornet's nest in the car or something.

burexas.irom posted:

http://i.imgur.com/u41b5K3.webm

What's happening in this one? A gasoline spray? It looks like they found a hornet's nest in the car or something.

Noctone posted:

My best guess was gonna be a swarm of bees.

Stringbean posted:

http://youtu.be/RwmfBp3U2Os

Kurieg posted:

It's not so much that as the engines they're using are so ridiculously overtuned that they don't use gasoline, they run on pure alcohol.

Random Hajile posted:

It would be more fun to watch if the drivers and crew were also running on alcohol.

Mega Comrade posted:

http://i.imgur.com/gZox6gD.webm

Did he think they worked like T-Rex or something?

Boywhiz88 posted:

Beads?!

ekuNNN posted:

Darkhold posted:

If you're into 'the only moral abortion is my abortion' type Schadenfreude:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...tion/?tid=a_inl

Wife of a prolife rear end in a top hat that wants to defund planned parenthood and outlaw 'dismemberment abortions' had an abortion herself. Of course hers was totally after a drunken rape at a party and God is somehow involved because coming clean will glorify him (she was coerced into coming clean but ya know that's god's will I guess).

Strudel Man posted:

She's saying she regrets it and wishes she hadn't done it, though.

TotalLossBrain posted:

Yes of course, she had her safe abortion. Time to make the decision for everyone else, though!

quote:

Fellow Michigan GOP State Rep. Kurt Heise wrote on his own Facebook page: “It’s horrible how politics has become in our state. Going after a candidate’s spouse and children in this way is reprehensible and should be condemned by good people everywhere.”

Lime Tonics posted:

Don't sit in weird trashcans kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zQP2vycQkg

Here is how deep they are.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-RHCmi29DCLU/U6mtlnFo_JI/AAAAAAAAXqQ/Msu0sskG88k/w530-h793-p-rw/P1070029-MOTION.gif

oldpainless posted:

Every abortion is another baby for Jesus and therefore increases the glory and increases the army of God for when the inevitable apocalypse happens and the armies of God and Lucifer are joined in combat.


What I'm saying here is abortion shouldn't be a choice, it should be mandatory to assure the victory of Heaven.

Jeff Sichoe posted:

that sounds like something my work should be paying me to read!

link?

Mega Comrade posted:

http://i.imgur.com/gZox6gD.webm

Did he think they worked like T-Rex or something?

Gervasius posted:

I think he refers to Armageddon, found here. Also, be advised, it's very right wing but that's to be expected.

darkhand posted:

Finally it's Bill doing the blowing

quote:

Macdonald’s Restaurant, just off Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C.

Former President William Jefferson Clinton jogged up to the restaurant and headed through the doors, his Secret Service detail following behind. He stopped to mop his forehead, his sides heaving with the exercise. He carefully did not look at the two Secret Service agents, he guessed that they were unmoved by his evening routine. In fact, he doubted if they were even breathing heavily. Fortunately, the place was empty, or nearly so. It pretty much always was this late at night.

“Can I help you Sir?” The young Latina girl behind the counter was too tired to recognize the former President.

“I’ll have a double quarter-pounder with extra cheese, two super-size portions of fries, oh and a small diet soda please.”

“Coming right up Sir.” The girl got her order from the pass and gave it to Clinton. He paid his bill and went to a table.

“Hi Sir, mind if a girl sits with you? Don’t want to be on my own this late at night.” Clinton glanced up. The woman waiting politely by his table had a mane of jet-black hair that fell in curls half way down her back. Great, luminous black eyes and a mouth that promised everything imaginable without saying a word. “I’m Sheba, please I won’t bother you, you’re such a big, strong man. I’m sure I’ll be safe with you.”

A few feet away, the two Secret Service agents registered the scene with horror. How in hell had she slipped in there? It was appalling, a total breech of security, one which the senior agent had to do something about.

“Hey Lady get away from here. Don’t you know who….” Sheba looked at him her eyes pleading for understanding. “Well, alright I suppose it’ll be OK.”

Clinton finished his snack, leaving the garbage to be thrown away by one of the Secret Service men. As he left the restaurant, the girl was trotting along beside him. Clinton kept throwing calculating glances at her, she was, perhaps, a little on the heavy side but that mouth was so enticing.

“This is so wonderful, what is it?” Sheba was stroking the great black wheeled vehicle that stood on the road.

“A Chevvy Suburban. It belongs to my bodyguards.” Clinton threw another calculating glance at Sheba. “Would you like to see inside.”

“Ohhh, yes please.” Sheba peered in, the front seat was like any other automobile, controls, a steering wheel, pedals on the floor. “How many horses does it take.”

“Three hundred and thirty five.” Sheba blinked trying to imagine the sight.

“The front’s standard, all the good stuff is in the back.” He turned to his Secret Service men. “Open up the back please?”

“But Sir..”

“Open it up please.” Clinton’s voice was insistent. The agent sighed and did as he was told. A lot of the equipment in the back was classified. “Isn’t that one of the new automatic shotguns?”

Clinton took the nod for an answer and reached in, picking the heavy weapon up. With slickness born of long practice, he spun around, racking the mechanism as he did. Then, with the barrel less than a foot from Sheba’s stomach, he pulled the trigger.

The long roaring burst drowned out her scream and the blasts of buckshot hurled her backwards across the sidewalk, rolling her over as she started to fall apart. The Secret Servicemen’s faces were expressions of utter horror at the scene, horror that was replaced by revulsion as the figure sprawled on the ground began to change, its flesh going black, horns growing from its head, a tail sprouting from under the absurdly-short skirt. Their reactions were, under the circumstances commendable. They stopped their dive for Clinton in mid-lunge, spun, drew their SIG-Sauer P-229s and each emptied all twelve rounds of .357SIG into the writhing demon. Clinton had dropped the empty magazine of his shotgun, loaded another and a second roar finished the job. The demon was dead, its bright yellow blood spreading across the sidewalk.

“It was a demon.”

“Hey, Bill’s killed a demon.”

The whispers from the crowd grew as they recovered from the shock of the violent confrontation. One man, obviously the worse for drink, staggered up and smacked Clinton on the back. “Well done Bill. Have a drink.” Clinton grabbed the bottle in its brown paper bag and took a swig.

The senior of the secret servicemen was speaking on the radio. “Stay away from the body please, we don’t know what we’re dealing with here.” Then he turned to Clinton. “Well done sir, but, how did you know?”

Clinton grinned, the easy, friendly grin that won him election after election. “I’ve been married to Hilary for thirty years. Believe me, after going through that, I can recognize a fiend from hell.”

NLJP posted:

That is such a weird mix of Clinton criticism and approval. What the gently caress. (that's almost great)

chitoryu12 posted:

It's definitely made by a right-wing author, but it still gives levels of praise to some left-wing people and celebrities like the Mythbusters appear. It's hard to really get a handle on the author's political views.

Also, Jesus is basically the equivalent of a pot-smoking college student.

Lime Tonics posted:

Don't sit in weird trashcans kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zQP2vycQkg

Here is how deep they are.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-RHCmi29DCLU/U6mtlnFo_JI/AAAAAAAAXqQ/Msu0sskG88k/w530-h793-p-rw/P1070029-MOTION.gif

FogHelmut posted:

So they bring in a crane every time they need to empty them?

FogHelmut posted:

So they bring in a crane every time they need to empty them?