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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

tater_salad posted:

yeah you can see him jump prior to actually dropping the block of concrete.

Yeah, he also looks straight at the rake before stepping on it. Probably a clip from a sitcom.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




MG3 posted:

He looks british, in which case that's totally not fake. They're dumb as bricks over there.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016


You cant be racist against brits, they'd never pick up on it and get insulted.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Not OSHA exactly but I got to try the new thermal imager at work this week so I'm very happy. These things are like magic.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




OSHA at work. Last month, there was a fire at work caused by some idiot roofer contractors and the details of the incident were finally released

-Contractors did not sign in
-Contractors did not have a Hot Work Permit
-Contractors did not do the actual job correctly
-Contractors did not have a fire extinguisher within easy access
-Instead of notifying the fire department, our VP told people to not call 911 and instead went over to the building next door and told them to not call 911
-Fire department should have been notified, but they weren't (They never found out about this incident)
-Contractors are really stupid

Then there was another incident a week later, again caused by idiot contractors

-Contractors were told to not mess with the air compressor, then messed with the air compressor
-Messing with the compressor caused the compressor and the Nitrogen backup to fail
-At this point, all our sensors falsely read that we had no water flow and triggered the fire alarm. We had water flow, but no air flow
-Fire marshal showed up. He hates us


wooooo

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Three-Phase posted:

Not OSHA exactly but I got to try the new thermal imager at work this week so I'm very happy. These things are like magic.

We had to put ours under lock and key because we were incapable of not playing with it constantly.

Also, I was able to take it home and see how horrible my windows are at retaining heat. drat, old houses suck at energy efficiency.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

chitoryu12 posted:

I didn't know the report was posted online because there was no source given for the incident in the thread.

Gee, I had no idea "chinese bus driver hit by pole" was such a difficult thing to independently research.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

What's the problem? No oxygen no ignition.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Gorilla Salad posted:

We had to put ours under lock and key because we were incapable of not playing with it constantly.

They have these tiny FLIR units now that plug onto your iPhone, but the quality is really poor compared to a proper industrial/research/military thermal camera.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Deteriorata posted:

Yeah, he also looks straight at the rake before stepping on it. Probably a clip from a sitcom.

The guy looks suspiciously like Wesley from Last of The Summer Wine, which is (or was) basically a retirement home for old British character and comic actors, and relied heavily on this sort of dumb physical comedy (although interspersed it with some remarkably poignant observations about aging and death).

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:
Some light-hearted OSHA where nobody died:

1st Incident: Security company refused to let through a gate an Ambulance with lights and sirens because they weren't called from a specific number about this. Instead of using the automatic gate they told the factory staff to use the gate manually (turn the motor to OFF, push the gate aside) so that they wouldn't be held accountable in case this wasn't a real emergency but some sort of a scam.
End Result: Meetings held with the security contractor about not being idiots.


2nd Incident, another factory site: Fire Department, again with lights and sirens, enters the perimeter and promptly gets lost since the person showing directions jumped into the lead vehicle which the sped off around a corner. Rest of the convoy lost sight and that was that.
End Result: Revisiting emergency protocols about giving directions.


I had a more detailed OSHA story here but its kinda "often-violent accident porn" so i'm withholding it.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Sormus posted:

Some light-hearted OSHA where nobody died:

1st Incident: Security company refused to let through a gate an Ambulance with lights and sirens because they weren't called from a specific number about this. Instead of using the automatic gate they told the factory staff to use the gate manually (turn the motor to OFF, push the gate aside) so that they wouldn't be held accountable in case this wasn't a real emergency but some sort of a scam.
End Result: Meetings held with the security contractor about not being idiots.


2nd Incident, another factory site: Fire Department, again with lights and sirens, enters the perimeter and promptly gets lost since the person showing directions jumped into the lead vehicle which the sped off around a corner. Rest of the convoy lost sight and that was that.
End Result: Revisiting emergency protocols about giving directions.


I had a more detailed OSHA story here but its kinda "often-violent accident porn" so i'm withholding it.

The first one isn't completely crazy. There was an art museum in Boston in 1990 where a bunch of cops showed up at a door, saying they were responding to a burglar alarm. The security guard didn't know what they were talking about, but since they were cops he let them in.

Then it turned out the "cops" were just crooks in disguises who then cleaned out millions of dollars worth of art.

Deteriorata fucked around with this message at 18:10 on May 27, 2016

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

Deteriorata posted:

The first one isn't completely crazy. There was an art museum in Boston in 1990 where a bunch of cops showed up at a door, saying they were responding to a burglar alarm. The security guard didn't know what they were talking about, but since they were cops he let them in.

Then it turned out the "cops" were just crooks in disguises who then cleaned out millions of dollars worth of art.

Well I can see that being a problem for a museum, but a paper mill? Gotta get some of them 2-3 tonne paper rolls in a van somehow. I'm ruling out industrial espionage because no, just no.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


They should have put a board or something there to stand on thst wouldn't fall when the concrete did.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Eh, sounds like more trouble than it's worth.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

tater_salad posted:

They should have put a board or something there to stand on thst wouldn't fall when the concrete did.

http://i.imgur.com/kpHLTdG.webm

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

tater_salad posted:

They should have put a board or something there to stand on thst wouldn't fall when the concrete did.

The fact that one of his buddies was filming him doing some otherwise mundane demo work suggests to me that this guy does dumb poo poo like that all the time and is pretty much a walking accident who's only benefit to the company can be measured in youtube hits.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The fact that one of his buddies was filming him doing some otherwise mundane demo work suggests to me that this guy does dumb poo poo like that all the time and is pretty much a walking accident who's only benefit to the company can be measured in youtube hits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qq7754ZZlE&t=24s

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Sormus posted:

Some light-hearted OSHA where nobody died:

1st Incident: Security company refused to let through a gate an Ambulance with lights and sirens because they weren't called from a specific number about this. Instead of using the automatic gate they told the factory staff to use the gate manually (turn the motor to OFF, push the gate aside) so that they wouldn't be held accountable in case this wasn't a real emergency but some sort of a scam.
End Result: Meetings held with the security contractor about not being idiots.


I have been at a sporting event where the organisers had arranged for an ambulance to be on-site. The organiser refused to let the ambulance leave the event to take a player to hospital, using the technically-faultless reasoning that they had paid for an ambluance to be on site, and that if it left, they weren't getting what they'd paid for.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

Lady Demelza posted:

I have been at a sporting event where the organisers had arranged for an ambulance to be on-site. The organiser refused to let the ambulance leave the event to take a player to hospital, using the technically-faultless reasoning that they had paid for an ambluance to be on site, and that if it left, they weren't getting what they'd paid for.

this makes sense though, they're really paying to have EMTs on hand; if the emergency was so severe that life or death hung on them getting to the hospital immediately they can take them but otherwise the medics can stabilize whatever issue is occurring on site and then transfer to another ambulance to go to the hospital if that is needed. Otherwise, when they left to go to the hospital the entire time they were on that trip the event would have to halt because they would be without a medic team. So really, I guess you'd want at least 2 ambulances on site or like an ambulance and an EMT suv

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

John Denver Hoxha posted:

this makes sense though, they're really paying to have EMTs on hand; if the emergency was so severe that life or death hung on them getting to the hospital immediately they can take them but otherwise the medics can stabilize whatever issue is occurring on site and then transfer to another ambulance to go to the hospital if that is needed. Otherwise, when they left to go to the hospital the entire time they were on that trip the event would have to halt because they would be without a medic team. So really, I guess you'd want at least 2 ambulances on site or like an ambulance and an EMT suv

Couldn't they send the first ambulance to the hospital, leave some of the EMTs around in case something comes up right then and there, and then dispatch a replacement ambulance?

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

John Denver Hoxha posted:

this makes sense though, they're really paying to have EMTs on hand; if the emergency was so severe that life or death hung on them getting to the hospital immediately they can take them but otherwise the medics can stabilize whatever issue is occurring on site and then transfer to another ambulance to go to the hospital if that is needed. Otherwise, when they left to go to the hospital the entire time they were on that trip the event would have to halt because they would be without a medic team. So really, I guess you'd want at least 2 ambulances on site or like an ambulance and an EMT suv

Another ambulance isn't going to be dispatched. As far as the emergency operator is concerned, there is a crew and a vehicle on scene. If an ambulance crew decided a patient required hospital treatment and needed to be taken there by ambulance, but refused to transport them, then that crew is clinically liable for whatever happens to that patient. You're asking people to risk their careers because their patient probably won't die or suffer long-term harm.

Most of the kit in the ambulance is one-time use or is limited in supply. They're paying for a fully-stocked ambulance, and if the Oxygen tank only holds 30 minutes' worth, as soon as you hook someone up to it, then technically the organiser no longer has the fully-stocked ambulance. The only way is for them to get what they pay for is to refuse to treat anyone at all.

motoh
Oct 16, 2012

The clack of a light autocannon going off is just how you know everything's alright.
And on the pedantic etymology side, 'ambulance' implies transport, as in ambulation, rather than care.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


loaded this on poo poo cell data so i had enough time to think about what was probably going to happen, was completely wrong

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Does anyone have handy the link to the blog of a guy who bought a house (I swear it was Minneapolis or somewhere in Minnesota) that turned out to be a huge con job between the flipper and real estate agent, and he spent 18+ months writing about his experiences finding all the crazy poo poo he found and had to fix, including:

-Support posts removed from the basement
-Coax cables that only went about 6" into the wall
-Vent trim made out of paint sticks
-Hilariously, hilariously terrible wiring jobs (that he should have used as an excuse why his house 'suddenly' burned to the ground, after his lawyer told him only a miracle would bring him any legislative justice against the people who sold it to him)
-A basement that flooded multiple times due to inadequate exterior drainage, which he tried to resolve with shop vacs (and ended up burning out the motors on at least 3)
-A can of Great Stuff exploding in the newly-fixed master bedroom, covering the walls, brand new carpet, all his tools

And on and on. My google-fu is failing me on this one, but I know it was originally posted in one of the old OSHA threads.

Bonus OSHA story, while googling 'house blog great stuff can exploded', I found this: http://www.courthousenews.com/2014/02/19/65446.htm

quote:

Crouch says he followed the directions and "shook the can four to five times and its spontaneously exploded, violently striking plaintiff in the abdomen and the contents of the spray can lodged itself all over Mr. Crouch's face, nasal cavity and lodged inside his right ear. The product began expanding inside Mr. Crouch's nose and right ear canal while clinging to his hair and clothing."

:stonk:


Edit: Oh hey, nevermind, I found it! http://www.hoodwinkedhouse.com/

Sirotan fucked around with this message at 20:17 on May 28, 2016

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Great Stuff is excellent product naming.

*Stuff may not be Great if ingested, used in an enclosed space, or otherwise interacted with.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Removing an engine.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Say Nothing posted:

Removing an engine.



Da gently caress?

frodnonnag
Aug 13, 2007

Blistex posted:

Da gently caress?

What's confusing about it? They're removing an engine.

maporfic
Dec 11, 2015
That's a great example of how to remove an engine. Nobody got hurt. OSHA can stuff it.

ledge
Jun 10, 2003

frodnonnag posted:

What's confusing about it? They're removing an engine.

Did they want to?

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


ledge posted:

Did they want to?

I'm going to guess chaining around an engine and getting full speed in reverse the answer is yes.. but considering they are human, and many humans are iditos, the answer may also be no

ledge
Jun 10, 2003

tater_salad posted:

I'm going to guess chaining around an engine and getting full speed in reverse the answer is yes.. but considering they are human, and many humans are iditos, the answer may also be no

But why?

I don't think a gif has ever raised as many questions for me.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


ledge posted:

But why?

I don't think a gif has ever raised as many questions for me.

the question should be Why not.

My guess. the car was somehow hosed and was either being used as a doner vehicle for something not front end/engine related, OR.. it was going to the scrap heap, and beers were drunk and someone said.. hey I have a cool thing we can do before it gets towed. Hell who knows, maybe it was up for repo and the dumbasses were like gently caress THE BANK BRO.. and then they later found out that they had to pay for all that poo poo.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
Maybe they thought they could use the car to pull something that it was attached to, e.g. a tree trunk, and it just turned out the car was weaker.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

tater_salad posted:

OR.. it was going to the scrap heap, and beers were drunk and someone said.. hey I have a cool thing we can do before it gets towed.

Pretty much this, there's several similar videos online

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBVmXukx_Gk

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

ledge posted:

But why?

I don't think a gif has ever raised as many questions for me.

Maybe they're Russian. You ever think of that hmmm?

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

its like pulling a tooth with a string and a door

except with an engine

e: what a strange trick

goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 03:49 on May 30, 2016

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFZHxMgwTiE

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