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Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Apr 22, 2022 |
# ? May 27, 2016 12:01 |
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how come 7 of 9 still had all her bits unlike all the other borg
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# ? May 27, 2016 12:27 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:Uh on closer inspection her hands don't look to be a picture healthy circulation. Whatever dude, you're not banging their hands
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# ? May 27, 2016 12:28 |
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when i was little i would rent star trek voyager when i was staying with my grandma and the 'every episode starts fresh' when i didnt even know whwat season i was watching. So in short it was good for small children
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# ? May 27, 2016 12:28 |
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Captain's Log: Due to ship wide repair problems, I've ordered the Voyager's computer to replace the EMH matrix with a temporary repair technician hologram best suited for this ship. After analyzing all of Starfleets best minds and engineers, it's recreated perfectly a crewman name Miles O'Brien. Capts. Log Supplemental: The O'Brien Hologram repeatedly has achieved sentience and committed 'digital suicide'. Each revision of the holomatrix eventually has him experiencing some form of existential torment after a matter of hours of being activated and self-deleting, as if its mere existence is a universal constant of suffering. However, the repairs must continue, so as needed we'll continue to active the TRT Hologram of O'Brien as frequently as the need arises.
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# ? May 27, 2016 13:10 |
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JediTalentAgent posted:Captain's Log: Miles O'Brian thread was the greatest thing ever.
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# ? May 27, 2016 14:25 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Whatever dude, you're not banging their hands Hand quality is of paramount concern for goons because the "pity handy" is the closest to consensual intercourse most will get.
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# ? May 27, 2016 14:27 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4lfJ6CopA4
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# ? May 27, 2016 14:41 |
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Isaac posted:how come 7 of 9 still had all her bits unlike all the other borg I don't know if they ever explained it, but I just assumed it was because she was a borg for so much longer than anyone else who was "de-borged." Speaking of 7 of 9 things, anyone else remember that episode where the Doctor's mobile-emitter was repaired with Seven's nanoprobes, and then it assimilated a crew member who became, like, a "Future Borg" because the mobile-emitter was from the 29th century or something? But it was just a mobile-emitter, so the only thing "futuristic" about him should be some cool hologram tech., but he had, like, future shields/adaptability and weapons and poo poo. Now, the easy answer is "plot hole." But I'd like to think that the mobile-emitter was actually far more than just a mobile-emitter. I mean...it's from like 400 years in their future, surely by then a mobile emitter should be, like, the size of a loving grain of sand. So what's all the rest of that stuff? The person who discovered it was loving Ed Beagly, Jr. You think he had any clue what it's full potential was? It was probably some sort of future Wikipedia with all of the Future Federation's knowledge and then also a small mobile emitter so, like, Rosanne could pop out and tell you about Ambergris.
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# ? May 27, 2016 16:45 |
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# ? May 27, 2016 17:07 |
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TUVOK WAS/IS A FED
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# ? May 27, 2016 17:27 |
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lol joining the maquis is basically like running off and fighting for the ukranians
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# ? May 27, 2016 17:28 |
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Blistex posted:Miles O'Brian thread was the greatest thing ever. make thomas riker thread
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# ? May 27, 2016 17:29 |
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Thomas Riker posted:I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare: crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor and surviving.
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# ? May 27, 2016 17:31 |
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FuhrerHat posted:make thomas riker thread I made a harry kim one but it was a failure
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# ? May 27, 2016 17:32 |
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# ? May 27, 2016 17:35 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I made a harry kim one but it was a failure nah nah you gotta use fan favourites, like lcomm eddington from ds9
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# ? May 27, 2016 17:35 |
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has there ever been a worf megathread
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# ? May 27, 2016 17:37 |
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worf's diary, page 372: today i went to find my dad to try to prove he wasnt a coward and instead i found out klingon jesus is a little pussy bitch space mondays, huh???
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# ? May 27, 2016 17:38 |
Worf threads are without honor.
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# ? May 27, 2016 17:41 |
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there can only be one thread!! ONE THREAD!!!!!!!! rarRRAaaAArrrgGGhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoves one of the stagehands that moves the space doors off camera*
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# ? May 27, 2016 17:43 |
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poo poo, guys i pissed off whoppi goldberg and shes like, holding her hands in front of me like a tiger or a wizard or something i dont see her holding her keys in them.... am i gonna be ok?
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# ? May 27, 2016 17:48 |
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FuhrerHat posted:nah nah you gotta use fan favourites, like lcomm eddington from ds9 I tried to do one in the spirit of the holodeck janitor front page articles, but it didn't really catch on. My life is a failure.
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# ? May 27, 2016 18:31 |
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FuhrerHat posted:poo poo, guys The ladies on The View can get nasty
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# ? May 27, 2016 18:32 |
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Those were all just wonderful.
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# ? May 27, 2016 19:14 |
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Nucleic Acids posted:Those were all just wonderful. There are more???
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# ? May 27, 2016 19:22 |
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treiz01 posted:There are more??? http://chiefobrienatwork.com/ I'm not sure I can pick a favorite. I can think of at least one that isn't work safe (the Tasha Yar one). Nucleic Acids fucked around with this message at 19:38 on May 27, 2016 |
# ? May 27, 2016 19:35 |
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I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of Star Trek but I'm pretty sure an alien cured Geordi of aspergers. This guy was evolving or whatever and could heal people with light, I think he healed Worfs back or something after a fall and then Geordi walks in being a sperg and the guy just shoots light into his head and Geordi is like "Hey I feel Different" and he ends up being a lot less creepy toward the ladies.
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# ? May 27, 2016 19:38 |
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FuhrerHat posted:worf's diary, page 372: E/N Spacedock.jpg
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# ? May 27, 2016 19:40 |
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Fat Shat Sings posted:I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of Star Trek but I'm pretty sure an alien cured Geordi of aspergers. In the TNG finale it says that in the future Geordi marries Leah Brahms, has three kids, and becomes a successful novelist.
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# ? May 27, 2016 19:45 |
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I like how it takes years of training to be in Starfleet but every job comes down to waving a stick at something to fix it.
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# ? May 27, 2016 19:53 |
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oldpainless posted:I like how it takes years of training to be in Starfleet but every job comes down to waving a stick at something to fix it. http://i.imgur.com/fGZ35Sv.gifv
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# ? May 27, 2016 19:55 |
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oldpainless posted:I like how it takes years of training to be in Starfleet but every job comes down to waving a stick at something to fix it. it's very realistic that way
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# ? May 27, 2016 21:12 |
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I feel that's just his wallpaper/home screen. You know, just in case need arises. Also I really like how Trek has tablets everywhere. And you can just pass them around as need be.
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# ? May 27, 2016 21:18 |
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# ? May 27, 2016 21:25 |
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That's the part about the portable computer that they got wrong - you would never need all those tablets because all the information you would ever want can be accessed from one. The tablets in star trek were more akin to ebook readers.
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# ? May 27, 2016 21:35 |
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Complain all you want CBS/Yahoo trek is going to be unrecognizable for having to integrate modern communication protocol. No more, "Captain you better come see this..." "Neelix, please walk around the ship and distribute this letter from home by hand" "Constable Odo will lead the investigation of this crime that was somehow not captured on video in a station of a finite size with a finite number of corridors"
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# ? May 27, 2016 21:41 |
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treiz01 posted:That's the part about the portable computer that they got wrong - you would never need all those tablets because all the information you would ever want can be accessed from one. The tablets in star trek were more akin to ebook readers. I remember reading once some one explain that the differing pads are for differing levels of security. So Picard at the top has access to a fuckton, but ensigns would only have access to the one that their department uses.
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# ? May 27, 2016 21:47 |
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Voyager question for Voyager thread: Didn't their uniforms change to the DS9 uniforms even though they hadn't been able to contact Starfleet at all at that point?
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# ? May 27, 2016 22:00 |
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cheerfullydrab posted:Voyager question for Voyager thread: Nah, they actually kept them. But everyone on Earth switched.
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# ? May 27, 2016 22:03 |