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Montasque posted:Real Talk: This thread MUST continue through the general as a place to post cool and good bits about the election without the lame parts like 'policy discussions' or whatever.  although i wish i'd said it before the terribleness of the last silly slapfight
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Montasque posted:Real Talk: This thread MUST continue through the general as a place to post cool and good bits about the election without the lame parts like 'policy discussions' or whatever. 
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We'll have rains and they'll be the best. They'll last forty days. They'll last forty nights. And we'll wash away all the wickedness. Believe me. https://twitter.com/wpjenna/status/736250726435848193
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holy poo poo hes finally gonna end the PELOSI-CREATED DUST BOWL
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Joementum posted:We'll have rains and they'll be the best. They'll last forty days. They'll last forty nights. And we'll wash away all the wickedness. Believe me. The dead don't need water. Problem solved.
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agreed, the most merciful thing would be to scour Fresno from the earth
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There is so much water, just so much. Just now I have a friend, terrific water scientist, he came to me and said "Donald, you have to open up the water". And you know he's a terrific guy, a terrific guy and he was right! There is just so much water, so much water and we're not getting it. Listen, I will open up the water, okay? We're going to have so much water, that you're gonna wish there was another drought.
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Dees is gonna lose his poo poo
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"Environmental protection is a total joke because these people do nothing. And I'll give you the example and it doesn't sound like much, but as a builder, I build, and I build beautiful places. And I have great success with these places. I go out, and you buy faucets today. No water comes out. Because they have it restricted. So what do you do? You leave the water running five times longer to wash your hands. The shower. You turn on the shower. There's no water. What is it? They have restricters in. You buy 'em with restricters. EPA. So what do you do? You stay in the shower for three times longer than you want to. There's no saving! And it's terrible. And people come over to our country and they say, 'What the hell's wrong with your showers? What's wrong with your water?'" ~ Donald Trump, at an event in New Hampshire in March, 2015.
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jesus why did no one else think about opening up the water before?
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but water doesn't have electrolytes, it's what crops need
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Trump should offer to fly Pocahontas out to California on his jet to perform a rain dance.
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 open up the water, he said
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marshmonkey posted:Trump should offer to fly Pocahontas out to California on his jet to perform a rain dance. 
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Five million less people in CA will help.
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New York loves me! https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/736266763197878273
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L-Boned posted:Five million less people in CA will help. spoken like someone who wants to get denied entrance to the Greater Pacific Republic, come the fall of the decadent east to the forces of Trump
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Donald Trump personally promising to solve California's water problems is probably my favorite "when I'm president it will be amazing"
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Joementum posted:Problem solved: donald trump will shut down the large water pipeline which has been stealing california's water and feeding it directly into marco rubio's mouth
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paranoid randroid posted:spoken like someone who wants to get denied entrance to the Greater Pacific Republic, come the fall of the decadent east to the forces of Trump Don't worry. CA isn't high on my list of places to go.
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L-Boned posted:Don't worry. CA isn't high on my list of places to go. thats what they all said, at first. but then the Trumpenhordes arrived and they realized that Bakersfield would be a blessing in comparison.
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Mystery Goomba posted:i have all of the water he'll make water so great, it'll taste like wine
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Mystery Goomba posted:i have all of the water donald trump promises california that he will unleash the secret water depots but only if he becomes president.
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paranoid randroid posted:thats what they all said, at first. but then the Trumpenhordes arrived and they realized that Bakersfield would be a blessing in comparison. At least until they heard all the people daring to speak Spanish there, those evil lazy Mexicans. 
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mike12345 posted:he'll make water so great, it'll taste like wine 
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lol https://twitter.com/Mr_Berman/status/736266298821316608
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Somewhere, hundreds of years in our future, a ragged band of the last good and upstanding Americans on the planet Earth scour the desert formerly known as America for relics and artifacts of the Golden One who promised to lead the nation to the secret water caves, but was shunned in our coddled ignorance.
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perfect in every way. This, the manafort/lewandowski drama, who's on which floor, etc is going to be one of the best parts of the ge that hasn't gotten a ton of attention in the primaries
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